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Kowalski fails to comprehend emotion.. and women :(

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Monkey tình yêu

In 'Monkey Love' Kowalski admits he fails to understand emotion and feelings ( poor him D: )

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Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar

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hanz1192, RandomOne and 5 others like this

JediPenguin16 *hugs* Oh kowalski, just say that to any girl and she'd totally go out with you even if it was a pity date! OwO

Icicle1penguin Lol, I love that! :D

Bluepenguin Rico looks a bit creeped out/ questioning :P

marlenert0410 Reco:say whut?

xDark_Angelx Kowalski: True. I do fail to comprend emotions, and feelings and...wo-women. SKipper: Yeah, duh! Awww, Kowalski. That guy can create a time machine, a snow cone machine, and a shrink ray, yet when it comes to girls, he's clueless.

eugb awww poor Kowalski :'(

theWOLFPACK15 aww one day, Kowalski, one day.

MsKowalski99 AAAAWWWW! Poor Kowalski! :( Me: Poor Kid! It Must Be Sad To Know That Kowalski Knows So Much About Science/Math And Loves A Girl Or Girls And That The Girl Or Girls Don't Love Him Back! Kowalski: *Stares At Me Wierd* Me: Sorry! Got That Idea From The ICarly I Win A Date Episode!

Bluepenguin @MsKowalski99 lol XD

MsKowalski99 @bluepenguin Yeah LOL XD! Oh Just A Suggestion, In the Description You Also Need To Put That Kowalski Also Fails To Understand Woman!

kowalskielol poor kowalski, but the part where he said "women" made me think "why did he say that? only grown-ups say woman!" but then again he is a grown up... but he still said "women". :P :) :0 0_____0

Bluepenguin ^Lol, I guess he is a grown-up, but in some ways he still is like a kid XD

GIVMEKINGJULIEN YOU FAN GIRLS OF KOWLASKI ARE IN TROUBLE HE CANT LOVE YOU!

Bluepenguin ^Meh, one day he will learn! Even if we have to tie him up and show him a step-by-step slideshow! >:D Me: Ok, to start, give her a lovely bouquet of flowers! Kowalski:....Can you untie me? Me: Wait till we get to step 14. Kowalski: o_o

kowalskielol ^cuz in step 14 you propose kowalski!

Kinkystar What man does?

Bluepenguin @kowalskielol: Maybe..... XD But im too short for Kowalski! >_<

Annacrombie in real life imma about 3 times bigger than kowalski, maybe four if i wear my 9yrold sis's highheels(which i fell of)

Bluepenguin ^In real life I would probably be 3 and a three fourths taller than Kowalski (I'm a bit tall. XD) But if I'm in my character, I would be short and blue. XD

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Mountain of the Yetis’ Part 1/3

posted by NYCPenguins

The North Face of Mount Everest

In the HQ, the Penguins pack up all their stuff. Yup! They are going to spend a Week in the Himalayan Mountains. A perfect Vacation place, isn’t it?

Private: "Can Julien come with us?"
Skipper: "Negative! It’s a Classified Vacation Spot, Soldier! Besides, Lemurs can’t stand the đắng, cay đắng cold."
Private: "I've always wanted to climb the Mount Everest."
Kowalski: "In the Language of Sanskrit, ‘Himalaya’ means ‘Abode of snow’!"
Rico: "Huh?"
Private: [Thrilled] "How do bạn know all these, Kowalski?"
Kowalski: "Just… did some research before choosing a Vacation Spot!"
Skipper: "We leave tomorrow...

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A Skilene-Filled September (Sample 3)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

A Skilene-Filled September
Scenario 3: “Do bạn Take This Otter?”
Friday, September 3, 2010

It was the biggest event taking place at the zoo in years, and all the động vật wanted to chịu, gấu witness to it. On a ngày that the zoo was closed for repairs, a crowd of động vật gathered inside and outside of the zoovenir cửa hàng to watch the ceremony: Antonio and Marlene were getting married.

At 1 o’clock in the afternoon, the event got underway as Marlene walked through the zoovenir shop’s main entrance and began her procession down the aisle, escorted bởi Maurice. As Kowalski played “Here Comes the Bride”...

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PEROSNALTY câu hỏi kiểm tra

posted by fun123fun

whats your fav sport

A.jump rope B.wresaling C.football D.chess E.tennis

#2 bạn find a Mất tích cún yêu, con chó con what do u say

A.awww!!! B.kaboom C.SPY!!!! D.*you observe it* E.wheres your owner? come on lets look!

#3 what do u do after school

A.hang out with my Những người bạn and talk
B.do awesome tricks with your bike
C.spy on people
D.do homework hoặc study for test
E.Help people

#4 what do your Những người bạn say about u

A.sweet
B.crazy
C.Paranoid
D.smart
E.a hero

#5 what phim chiếu rạp do u like to wach

A.romantic movies
B.aciton movies
C.war movies
D.scinece fiction
E.aciton phim chiếu rạp (i know i đã đưa ý kiến that 2 times)

#6 whats your yêu thích pattern...

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THERE IS A REASON

posted by krazy4kowalski

Chapter One: The Price of Love

Before I begin, I need to offer some explanation for my title. người hâm mộ fiction, bởi definition, is a story that stars the characters from the book/movie/TV hiển thị etc. without using any plots from it. This story is no exception. But bạn can’t just read through my story like many other (often wonderful) người hâm mộ fictions: bạn need to think.
This is the mind frame bạn should be in while đọc this người hâm mộ fiction: There is a reason. There is a reason why Rico regurgitates weapons and tools. There is a reason why he speaks very little and has a large scar on his beak. There...

Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 5)

posted by knocktimerico

Kowalski descended down the ladder into the penguin’s HQ, having just gotten Skipper to confess one of his deepest secrets. His vision panned from one side to the other, scanning the inside for the other penguins.

Rico was sitting in the corner as usual, brushing his doll’s hair and cooing at her. Seeing thing brought a smile to Kowalski’s face. Even though he thought of their relationship as weird, it was still kinda cute to see Rico act like that and Kowalski couldn’t help but smile at the manic bird.

His eyes continued to pan until they fell upon Private. The youngster was sitting...

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Skipper's Replacement Part 1

posted by 18wanda

Skipper's Replacement
Chapter 1: Three Confused Penguins
Skipper has packed the last of his things in a greatly oversized suitcase, filling it to the brim so that it had difficulty closing. It was full of the latest and most deadly military equipment in the base for enemies could be lurking in the very shadows of the Bahamas. bạn can't be too an toàn, két an toàn on vacation, Skipper thought as he dragged it off his bunk and it fell to the ground with a clatter, waking up Kowalski.
Kowalski rubbed the last of the sleep from his eyes and blinked sleepily. "Your...

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Good morning to bạn too Julien XD

added by LeonardFan

Source: Me and Paint

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Mort and Julien

added by Snowfrost

Private and Kowalski Plush

added by SJF_Penguin2

Source: My photo.

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Super Bowl Rally!

added by DrBsNumber1Fan

One of the many Super Bowl Commercials of 2015! Can bạn find the penguins getting rallied up?

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Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar

super bowl 49

the lego movie

my little ngựa con, ngựa, pony

Britney Spears

keyboard cat

commercial

rally

A Hero's Tale; Scene I, Part 2

posted by queenpalm

This is a fanfiction based upon the movie. Spoilers if bạn haven't watched it yet!

Scene I, part 2

When they finally stopped laughing, Rico announced the people he had seen to Kowalski. Obviously, This was exciting news for him, as Kowalski's face lit up. Quick as lightning, if there was lightning in Antarctica, Kowalski dragged them out of the snow and on to see the people.

As Rico directed them there (with his keen, and odd sense of smell), Skipper observed the world around them. It was pretty amazing, for such a young bird who had just had his eyes opened up. He saw the beauty of his homeland....

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Julien Skits

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: Here is the fourth installment of my POM Skits. The first set showcased funny everyday scenarios, the một giây set showcased Skilene antics, and the third installment showcased the show’s villains. In this latest set, I represent Julien in a set of ten little antics. I also apologize for the long wait, what with my social life and other works getting in my way. Without further ado, I hope bạn enjoy these skits as much as I enjoyed nghề viết văn them. Any tiêu đề with a Roman numeral in brackets tiếp theo to it has a skit note associated with it at the end.

31) Dairy King

After...

Kowalski

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Buck

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Skilene is Real Story???

posted by FaerlixdaMeong

Do bạn know if Skilene (SkipperXMarlene) pairing is based on 70's true story tình yêu story...

The story begin with WWI veteran, Jack (or Jabe hoặc who...) with a kind hearted Girl named Maria (I rather forgot both name but... I think that's all i got).
Maria never know if Jack is WWI Veteran and she's also naive and got a brown hair (seems legit, right?) and Jack is Naval commander (Skipper) with a hyper-paranoia (hhmm...). Jack is really sick with Maria's naive and he often faced her as Bulgaria spy. But Maria kept don't care but sometime comment.

Their early relationship was nearly far from 'Friend'...

Getting trang chủ (Part III: The Confusion)

posted by penguinlover723

Part III: The Greeting
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(All the penguins are outside with ?)
?: I can't believe it... I can't believe I'm talking to PENGUINS!!!
Skipper: Will..you..uhh..excuse us for a moment...
(Skipper grabs entire team into HQ while ? looks supiciously...)
Skipper: Kowalski.
Kowalski: What?
Skipper: Thanks to your 'ingenious' invention, now we have to deal with a human problem!
Private: That's right... He can't learn about our secret missions... hoặc even that we're undercover!
Kowalski: Well, he's not just gonna survive out there on his own! Here, we won't tell him that we're undercover but he can stay here...

tortured..... chapter 2

posted by spmana123

it had been three hours since we last saw blowhole inside that small room with rico,and all we were doing was how to get into his lair without him noticing us.

skipper:c,mon, men, we need to think of something to save him?! i dont think rico can take much thêm of this.

kowalski:i have an idea skipper, but it could be risky.

skipper:im willing to do anything to save him, even sacrifice my own life for him.

kowalski:alright then, heres the plan, i just made this machine called the inviashield.

skipper:sounds good, what does it do?

kowalski: well what it does is when bạn put the device on, bạn push...

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Look Out, New York, ch 5 & 6, Evil Plan; Dream

posted by queenpalm

(I am going to put chapters 6 and 5 together because they're so short)

Kowalski's view

"The Bronx zoo is, that way!" Johnson finally said, after looking at the map for a few seconds.
Hey, that was my cue!
Then an idea suddenly popped into my mind. My big, beautiful mind.
One of my dreams was to become leader. It had always been. And now I was human, and Skipper was a penguin. It wouldn't be hard to overwhelm him, would it?
To be leader, bạn have to complete P. E. L. T. If I could do that and overwhelm Skipper, I would be the rightful leader.
Now to put my plan to action.
"Wait, no!" I exclaimed...

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Caught ~3~ ~Someone's Moving In~

posted by winkies77

OK, so since I'm be inspired to continue bởi Sylvia & Peacebaby. Enjoy! :D
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Location: Forest
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I walked on and on in this pain-stinking woods. No thực phẩm hoặc water to support my needs. Just....bugs, but I rather keep my dignity. I tripped over a pebble and was knocked onto the cold feet of the Mother Nature.

It was then when I heard a strange noise of those two-legged things called, "humans."

"Hey, Dex, this one looks like its been dragged across four countries."

"Shut up bạn loon! That deer could hear yo-! xin chào Larry, I found something, it...

bọ cạp vs. Private fight results

posted by ricoiswsome

Private Vs. Scorpion

Scorpion
Fighting styles: Hapkido, Pi Gua
Weapons: Bloody spear, Ninja sword
Abilities:can manipulate ngọn lửa, chữa cháy to his will
Description: A reserected, heartless, ninja with an Unkown background. Nothing and no one can beat him.
Private
Fighting styles: karate
Weapons: none
Abilities: hyper cute
Description: The youngest and cutest of team chim cánh cụt also with little known about his background other than he played mini golf. Can use his hyper cute to stun anything, except for his foe.

Private and bọ cạp enter the ring. Private starts off with the hyper cute but is ineffective against Scorpion. Slowly bọ cạp gets his Bloody Spear ready. Then he shouts "Get over here" and sends the Bloody Spear at Private. With giây hesitation bọ cạp pulls the bloody spear back with private on it. Victory is Scorpion's.