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"I need a screw driver..." Kowalski đã đưa ý kiến annoyed.

"That won't fix it, you'll mứt it more." Skipper đã đưa ý kiến "How about bạn unscrew it and put the whole thing back together."

Kowalski wanted to so badly jump up and yell at him saying "I'M THE SMART ONE! I KNOW HOW TO FIX THINGS!!!" But he decided not to. And also decided not to take the wrench that Skipper was 'patiently' holding.

Private finally decided to creep to the fridge and grab some breakfast, then sneakily creep back to his bunk and hide under the covers and eat.

"Good morning Private" Skipper said.

Private screamed. "EEEK! Oh uhh.. I thought...
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Ugh. This is me, Nori if bạn dumbasses don't know who the hell is talking right now. Anyway, I thought to myself in the aqua-theatre. (because we were meant to put on a skill hiển thị at that time) that I shouldn't be in the fucking position I was then. I was bored to death, and Blowhole kept biting the trainers and sometimes the trainers thought that relations in the same tanks were a bad influence on each other. But I managed. Until 'That Day.' Oh, was it pity. Blowhole was jumping through the ring of ngọn lửa, chữa cháy for a retarded trick that the humans had suggested for him to do. As though I jumped through...
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posted by woowie
R for blood and cursing

If u don't like cute màu hồng, hồng and furry aliens bleeding, I'm warning you- DON'T READ ANY FURTHER!

You're still đọc this?

Okay...

Don't say I didn't warn you!
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It was a clear night. There were shooting stars. Everyone was watching them. One ngôi sao was coming right toward the penguins! They got out of the way, but it hit the concrete- hard. It was knocked out, and had cuts, bruises, and blood all over it. They decided to take it inside.

About an giờ later, the penguins heard something. "Oh shit. Where the hell am I?" it said. "Hey! We don't use that language here!" Skipper said. "Don't di chuyển your leg." Kowalski said.
"Why?"
"It's broken."
"OH SHIT!"
"HEY! Miss Curse-a-lot! What did I say about that language!?" Skipper said. "Geez! Sorry man!" she responded, "Anyways, I'm Kat. I'm Lightopian, which is a type of alien."

"An ALIEN!?" Kowalski said, surprised, "We can't let anyone else see you!"
"Why?"
(For thoughs who have not read the secont one, Kowalski and Rico have just gotten in troble with abounch of mercats and there leader, but just interupted bởi an unknown voice......)
The chim cánh cụt West bởi chim cánh cụt Girl
"Yor town?" He then walks up to the stranger and says "I recken you'ed better eat thoughs there words because I run this here town you've got it? An't nobody goin to come in here and tell me other whys!" Then suddenly taking a step back when he saw the unknown stranger get up.
"Ow, realy?" He says in a misteras voice walking up to the mercat leader like he did not even notist that he...
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posted by TheRatKing1
Episode 4 of my người hâm mộ fictional PoM Fourth season!

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"The Penguins of Madagascar"

Season 4, Episode 4

Production code: 404

Air Date: ?

Previous: "Seeing Red", next: "It Happened One Afternoon"

Note: This episode is a 45 một phút special.

I Smell a Rat/Transcript

Scene I: The Sewers

(Rat King is pacing impatiently)
(Rat #1 is watching, holding a clip board)

Rat King: Dudes, we /seriously/ need some new material! (air quotes) “Spreading disease” and (air quotes) “Gnawing on stuff” and (air quotes) “Digging through garbage” ain’t gonna cut it no more.

(Rat #1 scratches those off the list...
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Source: DreamWorks & Nick
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Source: Madagascar : The Movie
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Enjoy! :D


What's that racket? What's that clatter?
We're under attack! It's a life hoặc death matter!
I was in a deep sleep đậu phụng, đậu phộng dream.
I heard what I believe to be a scream!
That wasn't me, that was Bada.
He, yo, I was just STARTLED!

But what is this light?
In the middle of the night?
You have it in your sight, it's behind me right?
What the heck is that?
What the heck-is that?!

Check out that mook, in the starry night sky.
Gimme a sec, to wipe the sleep from me eye.
You're showy and glowy and armed for combat!
What the heck is that?

Hey, wait! Does something seem quite wrong?
Oi, Joey's breaking out in song....
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Source: The “Jungle Law” episode
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Source: jpg baby private asking
posted by Skilene17
What's up fellow Fanguins?!

I found this on Google and thought it was pretty cool so I decided to share it with you.

The rules are simple all bạn have to do is watch Penguins of Madagascar ( it doesn't have to be every episode) with the desired drink of your choice. Weather it be trái cam, màu da cam juice, táo, apple juice, Tea, Pepsi it really doesn't matter.

Enjoy and have fun.


Drink:

. whenever one of Kowalski's inventions goes horribly wrong

. every time Julien says Booty

. Whenever Skipper's Paranoia kicks in

. Every time Rico says Kaboom hoặc references explosives

. Every time Julien messes something up

. Every...
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