It's a bright and sunny ngày at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins are on a mission to check out a weird noise coming from the reptile house. "Skippa, what if theres a ghost in the zoo!" Private whimpered from behind Skipper. "Don't worry Private. It's probably just one of the charmeleons moaning because he has an upset stomach." Lilly replied sweetly as she patted Private on the back. She had to keep him focused on the mission at hand. As the penguins approached the reptile house, the noise got louder. "Okay boys. We di chuyển in fast and we di chuyển in undetected! GOT IT?" Skipper commanded. His team saluted to hiển thị they knew the plan. "Great! Let's di chuyển out!" On Skipper's command, they pounced into the habitat and struck their battle poses. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Cried the unsuspecting penguins. " PRIVATE! SHEILD YOUR EYES!" Skipper yelled as Lilly put her flipper over the little guy's face. The charmeleons weren't in trouble, they were----were---mating!
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INSIDE THE HQ!!!!!!
Kowalski,Rico,and Private sat in the HQ akwardly while waiting for Skipper and Lilly to get back from apologizeing to the charmeleons. Private was very naive to the situation. "What's the big problem? They were just wrestleing......weren't they?" Kowalski and Rico gave eachother a diturbed look. "Pllleeeeeaaaasssee tell me." Private begged, batting his beautiful baby blue eyes. Kowalski couldn't say no to him NOW. "*sigh* Okay, We'll educate you. Uh.....I......Rico, I'll be in my lab if bạn need me. Please educate young private here about.................uh, intercourse." Kowalski blushed and ran into his lab. And then there were two..Private and Rico stared at eachother akwardly, and after a few giây of scilence, Rico finally grunted "Well, here goes." And coughed up two bít tất, sock puppets. Private was thrilled!! He was finally about to have THE TALK, and with a man who was practically a father figure to him.
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ABOUT AN giờ LATER!!!!!!!!
"Skipper, I don't think Private even knew what was going on. bạn have nothing to worry about." Lilly đã đưa ý kiến as she and Skipper strolled into the HQ. Unfortunately, she was wrong, because now (thanks to Rico) Private knew EVERYTHING. "I will neva look at a girl the same way eva again!" Private cried. Then, he turned around, looked at Lilly, and fainted."
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tiếp theo MORNING!!!!
Private didn't say a word as the team ate breakfast. "Are bạn okay soldier? bạn don't look too well." Skipper asked, concerned for the poor little guy. "Have bạn eva done it Skippa?"Replied Private asked."EXCUSE ME?" Skipper asked back in shock. "You know. Have bạn eva mated before?" Lilly caught the look on Skipper's face and knew he needed some help. " Why do bạn want to know that Private?" She asked quickly, giving Skipper a breather. " Well, last night I was talking to Rico, and he đã đưa ý kiến HE did it before. I--I feel like im the odd one out. What about bạn Lilly? Have bạn done it." Now Lilly made the same face Skipper had made moments before. "Private. bạn are way to young to even THINK about doing something like that! *sigh* but if bạn MUST know. I have not." Lilly looked at Skipper and her face turned bright red. She knew that he did it LOTS of times. Then she tried to divert the guys' attention away from her. "What about bạn Kowalski?" Lilly asked, covering her blushing face. "Well.....erm..no." Rico was SHOCKED! I mean, he knew that Kowalski never really had a GIRLFRIEND, but mating was completely different. (Im just getting into the mind of a male ladies)
Kowalski looked at Lilly, and ran away.
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THAT AFTERNOON!!!!!!
Skipper was willing to talk to Lilly about what she had confessed to earlier that morning. "Woa,woa,woa, let me get this straight....YOU'VE never done it!?" He asked with disbelief. "Nope. I...forget it. It's stupid." Lilly replied as she turned away. " Im sure it's not that stupid." Skipper đã đưa ý kiến sweetly as he put his flipper on her shoulder. Lilly took a deep breath. "Fine....I just never found the right guy. Okay?" Lilly turned away and yet again began to blush uncontrollably. Skipper smiled, "What a naive thing to say." He đã đưa ý kiến playfully. Lilly just laughed a little. " Shut up." Then, they looked into eachother's eyes for about 30 seconds. "W-we better get going. The guys are waiting for us in the park." Lilly insisted. "Thanks for the talk. I feel alot better." Then she waddled away. "No problem......" Skipper đã đưa ý kiến to himself, then he left.
Part 2 coming soon!!!
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INSIDE THE HQ!!!!!!
Kowalski,Rico,and Private sat in the HQ akwardly while waiting for Skipper and Lilly to get back from apologizeing to the charmeleons. Private was very naive to the situation. "What's the big problem? They were just wrestleing......weren't they?" Kowalski and Rico gave eachother a diturbed look. "Pllleeeeeaaaasssee tell me." Private begged, batting his beautiful baby blue eyes. Kowalski couldn't say no to him NOW. "*sigh* Okay, We'll educate you. Uh.....I......Rico, I'll be in my lab if bạn need me. Please educate young private here about.................uh, intercourse." Kowalski blushed and ran into his lab. And then there were two..Private and Rico stared at eachother akwardly, and after a few giây of scilence, Rico finally grunted "Well, here goes." And coughed up two bít tất, sock puppets. Private was thrilled!! He was finally about to have THE TALK, and with a man who was practically a father figure to him.
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ABOUT AN giờ LATER!!!!!!!!
"Skipper, I don't think Private even knew what was going on. bạn have nothing to worry about." Lilly đã đưa ý kiến as she and Skipper strolled into the HQ. Unfortunately, she was wrong, because now (thanks to Rico) Private knew EVERYTHING. "I will neva look at a girl the same way eva again!" Private cried. Then, he turned around, looked at Lilly, and fainted."
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tiếp theo MORNING!!!!
Private didn't say a word as the team ate breakfast. "Are bạn okay soldier? bạn don't look too well." Skipper asked, concerned for the poor little guy. "Have bạn eva done it Skippa?"Replied Private asked."EXCUSE ME?" Skipper asked back in shock. "You know. Have bạn eva mated before?" Lilly caught the look on Skipper's face and knew he needed some help. " Why do bạn want to know that Private?" She asked quickly, giving Skipper a breather. " Well, last night I was talking to Rico, and he đã đưa ý kiến HE did it before. I--I feel like im the odd one out. What about bạn Lilly? Have bạn done it." Now Lilly made the same face Skipper had made moments before. "Private. bạn are way to young to even THINK about doing something like that! *sigh* but if bạn MUST know. I have not." Lilly looked at Skipper and her face turned bright red. She knew that he did it LOTS of times. Then she tried to divert the guys' attention away from her. "What about bạn Kowalski?" Lilly asked, covering her blushing face. "Well.....erm..no." Rico was SHOCKED! I mean, he knew that Kowalski never really had a GIRLFRIEND, but mating was completely different. (Im just getting into the mind of a male ladies)
Kowalski looked at Lilly, and ran away.
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THAT AFTERNOON!!!!!!
Skipper was willing to talk to Lilly about what she had confessed to earlier that morning. "Woa,woa,woa, let me get this straight....YOU'VE never done it!?" He asked with disbelief. "Nope. I...forget it. It's stupid." Lilly replied as she turned away. " Im sure it's not that stupid." Skipper đã đưa ý kiến sweetly as he put his flipper on her shoulder. Lilly took a deep breath. "Fine....I just never found the right guy. Okay?" Lilly turned away and yet again began to blush uncontrollably. Skipper smiled, "What a naive thing to say." He đã đưa ý kiến playfully. Lilly just laughed a little. " Shut up." Then, they looked into eachother's eyes for about 30 seconds. "W-we better get going. The guys are waiting for us in the park." Lilly insisted. "Thanks for the talk. I feel alot better." Then she waddled away. "No problem......" Skipper đã đưa ý kiến to himself, then he left.
Part 2 coming soon!!!
It was a warm morning in the New York zoo.
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.
The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.
And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.
And bởi all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.
"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T bạn WORK?" Skipper yelled.
"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the hàng đầu, đầu trang bunk.
"CUPIT??" Private đã đưa ý kiến and woke up and noticed he was kissing his pillow.
"zzzz" Rico snored.
"Oh hello boys, why are bạn guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.
"Hrmm. I'm sure bạn know.." Kowalski mumbled.
"Well, since bạn soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"
Private pretended to sleep again.
Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost Mất tích a flipper...
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.
The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.
And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.
And bởi all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.
"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T bạn WORK?" Skipper yelled.
"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the hàng đầu, đầu trang bunk.
"CUPIT??" Private đã đưa ý kiến and woke up and noticed he was kissing his pillow.
"zzzz" Rico snored.
"Oh hello boys, why are bạn guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.
"Hrmm. I'm sure bạn know.." Kowalski mumbled.
"Well, since bạn soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"
Private pretended to sleep again.
Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost Mất tích a flipper...