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^ original song. Thought it would be fun to chỉnh sửa it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski tiếp theo to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when bạn find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life bởi playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day
Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins hoặc Otters with the Cootie virus.
bạn are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.
Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when bạn find that forty year-old dưa hấu in your colon. (phil)
Trade toothbrushes with an albino lemur, then clean up after the elephants.(mason)
Taurus (maurice)
bạn will never find true happiness - what bạn gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, sevre the king and stuff, and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Gemini (Rico)
Your birthday party will be ruined once again bởi your explosive tendicies
Your tình yêu life will run into trouble when your doll comes to life and runs away
Cancer (private)
The position of Jupiter says bạn should spend the rest of the week beak down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
Leo(Kowalski)
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to Skipper's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored jello, then wash it down with a gallon of dâu, dâu tây Quik
Virgo (marlene)
All otters are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when bạn wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Libra (Skipper)
*A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much thêm talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts tiếp theo week
Scorpio Officer X
Get ready for an unexpected trip when bạn fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, bạn stupid freak
Sagittarius (the badgers)
YOur cousin is laughing behind your back
(kill her)
Take down all those naked pictures of the lemurs you've got hanging in your den
Capricorn (fred)
The stars say that you're an exciting and intelligent squirrel, but bạn know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave that cây again
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
"That's bạn horoscope for today" belongs to Weird Al. I do not own it.
^ original song. Thought it would be fun to chỉnh sửa it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski tiếp theo to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when bạn find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life bởi playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day
Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins hoặc Otters with the Cootie virus.
bạn are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.
Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when bạn find that forty year-old dưa hấu in your colon. (phil)
Trade toothbrushes with an albino lemur, then clean up after the elephants.(mason)
Taurus (maurice)
bạn will never find true happiness - what bạn gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, sevre the king and stuff, and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Gemini (Rico)
Your birthday party will be ruined once again bởi your explosive tendicies
Your tình yêu life will run into trouble when your doll comes to life and runs away
Cancer (private)
The position of Jupiter says bạn should spend the rest of the week beak down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
Leo(Kowalski)
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to Skipper's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored jello, then wash it down with a gallon of dâu, dâu tây Quik
Virgo (marlene)
All otters are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when bạn wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Libra (Skipper)
*A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much thêm talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts tiếp theo week
Scorpio Officer X
Get ready for an unexpected trip when bạn fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, bạn stupid freak
Sagittarius (the badgers)
YOur cousin is laughing behind your back
(kill her)
Take down all those naked pictures of the lemurs you've got hanging in your den
Capricorn (fred)
The stars say that you're an exciting and intelligent squirrel, but bạn know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave that cây again
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
"That's bạn horoscope for today" belongs to Weird Al. I do not own it.
