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SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS THROUGHOUT, MOST LIKELY.

I tried my very best not to give away spoilers. But i failed. :(

I am watching Blowhole's Revenge right now, this very moment. :3 Being the first-ever Blowhole fangirl to actually CONFESS her fangirl-ness, I figure I'll give a by-the-minute review. It'll be a casual, somewhat geeky review.

AND AS I MENTIONED THERE MAY BE SPOILERS. SO DON'T READ IF bạn DON'T WANT SPOILERS.

HERE WE GO.

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Well, we got the original tiêu đề screen. The old-school BOMB one. Nostalgic. :P

The tiêu đề screen is VERY cinematic. Western style. Artsy. And already hilarious. "Dibs on the đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ Winkie."

Badass unlocking of doors using ONLY WINGS. WHOO.

Not even the first five minutes, and we have a casualty. :'( But Blowhole trapped them bởi making them think they'd avoided a trap when really they'd walked into one. SWEET.

THE SCENE. FROM THE FIRST TRAILER. :D And this cá heo = sexy voice. DAMN bạn NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. No, just kidding, he's amazing as Blowhole.

Well, well, WELL. Isn't this scene awesome. :3 And Blowhole pretty much verbally pwned 3/4 of the penguins within a minute. Wow.

Then proceeded to pwn them with electromagnets and lasers and talking about ChromeClaw, DO bạn REALIZE HOW MUCH I'M GEEKING OUT RIGHT NOW???

I'm going to say really fast that Blowhole's skin is well rendered. Looks like actual cá heo skin. How interesting, they gave him proper texturing when no one else gets it.

:O Wait wait wait, Kowalski just...just tried to SUFFOCATE Blowhole? TO DEATH? That's frikkin HARDCORE. And the scene right afterwards was hilarious. xD

Ah, so twas all a flashback. Private's adorable. And Marlene's actually in this episode, wow! :D

THE FILES. Nuff said. ANd Julien being al spy-y is adorable. I never thought i'd say Julien was adorable. And did he just eye Marlene? O_O That perv. xD

I mentioned earlier about Blowhole's phim hoạt hình being really good. Everything, actualy, was stepped up a notch! I mean, everyone else still looks the same (slightly thêm textured on the penguins, I suppose), but just the expressions and shading and movements are above average for a PoM eppy.

Julien rape! :O

Evil cá heo laugh #1, and the lobsters talk? Let-down. :(

Kowalski: "HE! ALWAYS! GETS! THE! GOOD! STUFF!"
Blowhole: O_o
Skipper: "He's fine. Go on."
Me: ROFLMAO

And "somebody write that down" scene never gets old. :3 And laugh #2.

I have been KING-NAPPED. bởi NINJA SHELLFISH. Which is HORRIFYING. And a little embarassing.

Flashbacks to other scenes (which makes me wonder how Blowhole interpets Skipper and marlene's interactions) and laugh #3. And its rather creepy, to think that Blowhole's got all the trước đó PoM episodes recorded.

thêm hardcore with the vong linh, vượn cáo BOMB. And hey, the rocket bottles make a comeback!

Laughs #4 and #5, and Blowhole's 'feed me' expression is SO TOTALLY ACCURATE. I saw that EXACT SAME FACE at the SeaWorld camp. It was rather disturbing, a pod of twelve-foot dolphins coming at bạn with that expression, clambering into your lap. BACK TO THE SHOW.

OH, and the thought of Julien bugging Blowhole? bạn GUYS TOTALLY CALLED IT. OMG, the "I am a mammal" scene made me giggle. Though I kept cringing, thinking, "Stranded dolphin, stranded dolphin, CALL THE STRANDING NETWORK, oh wait its a cartoon."

Might I also say the âm nhạc is very good? Very epic. Soundtrack of this episode = epic win.

So THAT was the double-cross. bạn BASTARD. Laugh #6, DOUBLED with Julien's not-as-epic evil laugh.

Mort's GONE COMMANDO! Oh, and the sneak-peek scene (Blowhole decides to induce global warming and make humans jump through hoops of fire. Well, hoops, but bạn know what he meant).

For some reason, BLowhole's 'I got an army of lobsters you'll never kill off' speech...freaked me out. And awww, Mort. "I took de subway! :3"

EPIC tôm, tôm hùm FIGHT. From now on, every aquatic-themed movie should have one.

Blowhole pwns MORT??? bạn can't pwn Mort! He's too adorable! :O Oh well, I can forgive him for that. I'm still sore about that whole 'suffocation' thing.

CHROMECLAW.

"Arctic will melt down EVER FASTER." "*goes bởi backwards* THANK bạn KOWALSKI." And apocalyptic hình ảnh of melting ice, well done PoM team for the nightmare fuel! xD

YAH BLOWHOLE VS SKIPPER! WHOOOOOOOO! Dunno who i'm cheering for, but WHOOOOOOO!

Julien double-agented them, well done feller. :D

"I got a WHOLE bunch of revenges piling up, and its NOT PRETTY." See, this is why FORGIVENESS is my preferred route of action. Still, tis my new quote of the day. And the final laugh, laugh #7

KING JULIEN IS A BUFFALO ngọn lửa, chữa cháy FIGHTER. That, right there, is the best ending line EVER. But now I wanna see Marlene up against Blowhole.

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OKAY. SO. I was hoping for a good episode.

IT BLEW MY EXPECTATIONS AWAY.

Guys, watch it. Either get the DVD hoặc wait til Blowhole -- er -- President's Day. But watch it. It was AWESOME. The acting, the animation, the humor, and (most importantly) the timing...twas all perfect.

Oh, and, uh...I still find Blowhole incredibly sexy, DAMMIT. Didn't help they kept talking about his skin being pleasant to the touch. -_-

This is IamAngel624, member of Team Blowhole, signing off.
 This cá heo shall be very peeved if bạn don't leave a review commentating on my commentary skills. :(
This dolphin shall be very peeved if you don't leave a review commentating on my commentary skills. :(
Skipper sat at his table, drinking his coffe, he just had a fight with his team - a simulated fight - and they won - he had teached them right, but just then someone knocked the door, and when skipper looked up, it was someone he hated, someone he thought he was over with, someone who made him a public enemy, it was no one else than Hans, the puffin.

"HANS?! WHY ARE bạn HERE?!" he shouted in atonishment

"I came back from Hoboken, bạn cheated on me!" he shouted angryly at him

"ok, ok, sorry, but it was MY revenge!" he shouted back

"ok, anyways, I have my own habitat!" he đã đưa ý kiến hiển thị skipper his...
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posted by Metallica1147
Author's Note: I did not make this story alone, my friend over at FanFiction, SkullDestroyer and I made this together. Hope bạn like it! ^^

When Eyes Meet
Chapter 1

It's a normal ngày in the zoo and the penguins are inside their HQ. Skipper has called the team for role call and bởi the looks on Skipper's face he means business.

"Men, I have come up with a training course that tests your strength, speed, and your endurance."

"Aw, but Skippa I was going to watch the new episode of Spongebob right now."

"You can watch that cheese head later, but this important Private."

"Yes sir," Private was saying while...
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posted by LtKowalski
The working tiêu đề of this story was Untitled tình yêu Story. Sorry the một giây part took so long, I wanted a better tiêu đề before proceeding. However, I only came up with "Love's conspirator" *sigh*. Never mind. Just take note of the underlined words.

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CHAPTER 3: DONT TELL ANYONE I đã đưa ý kiến THAT

Later, I found Lilly on her afternoon stroll. I had taken scraps from my trước đó failed invantions and took them with me. Then I stacked them one on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the other, making a towering heap three feet taller than me. I carried it all at the same time, pretended...
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posted by LtKowalski
This story is for Miss Lilly, AKA Skipperfan 5431. May bạn be happy with him.

CHAPTER 1:OBSERVATIONS AND HYPOTHESIS

    I went inside the I thought empty HQ, but only to find Lilly in Skipper's arms. My arrival struck them Nữ hoàng băng giá staring at me with wide eyes. they may have seen the pain in my face because Lilly whispered "Kowalski,"
    That voice! That angelic voice, the voice that will never hold tình yêu for me. I stormed off to my lab and slammed the door shut. I headed to my table, maybe science will divert my thinking. I stared at my test tubes, but the...
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posted by Colonelpenguin
The night was young about to storm the thunder was distant and long it was sprinkling outside we wanted to play something before it started to pour.
So we decided to play hide and seek I was the seeker first so the first chim cánh cụt i found was Rico and then Skipper and Kowalski and Lily.
Rico was mad when he was the seeker and thought it will be fun if he murdered someone hoặc a lots of someones.
so i hid it the hotdog cart.kowalski was hiding in the con voi habitat and skipper and lily hid together.
Rico held a bat and hit kowalski and he ran off and he was so happy because he never felt so good before. It started to rain mèo and chó it was nasty out we all went in the HQ without Kowalski following in and we started to worry where he was and we went back out nowhere to be found and we found the bat and the body
posted by alex356
Skipper:what do bạn mean
Alex:well I am a...um......a.....
Private:yes?
Alex:I am a wizard!
Rico:WHAT!
Kolwaski:but science-
Alex:science is wrongand bạn can't tell anybody I brothers are wizards too my dad use to be but gave them away
Private:why?
Alex:because my mom is a mortal and if u marry a mortal bạn
Have to give your powers away
Skipper and the team:WHAT!
Alex:that's the rule
Skipper: well like I đã đưa ý kiến we best be heading
Alex:okay *goes to room thinking about skipper at the same time lying on her bed*
Private:skipper I think she likes bạn
Skipper:well probably she does-
*the crew looks at skipper*...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Skipper stormed into the bathroom and slammed the door shut. Lilly just stared at the door, heartbroken. What did she EVER see in him?He's such a JERK! Kowalski and the others can't stand to see their Những người bạn upset, so they tried to help. " Don't worry Lilly.Skipper was just speaking out of anger. He didn't mean it." Kowalski đã đưa ý kiến as he tried to hold Lilly's flipper. She pulled away. " Kowalski, if he didn't mean it-" She paused holding back tears " He wouldn't have đã đưa ý kiến it." Lilly walked away, into the night.
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OUTSIDE THE HQ (IN THE ZOO)!!!!!
Lilly was...
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posted by skipperfan5431
The eerie eyes of the mechanical menace stared hungrily at the small,practically bite-sized little penguins. Then, it charged. " Hold your ground ladies!" Lilly commanded,completely serious. " But Lilly! It's charging at intense speed! We'll be-" " HOLD-YOUR-GROUND SOLDIER! THAT'S AN ORDER!" Lilly yelled. Kam obediently nodded her head and followed her commander's order. The giant Titanic monster neared the girls. Lilly's eyes focused on it the entire time. closer,closer,CLOSER---
" EVASIVE!" Lilly shouts. The four females roll out of the way, just as the beast got to where they were standing!...
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posted by skipperfan5431
As soon as the động vật aproach the Kẻ hủy diệt ride, Officer X jumps out holding a giant vacume with a strange black liquid inside. As soon as Kowalski sees the strange substence, he seems to recognize it and he slides away. " Kowalski! where are bạn going!?" Screamed Private, hoping his friend would answer. " Do bạn little birdies know whats in this vacume?" Asks Officer X in an evil tone. He finds a con chuột and sprays it with the strange black mist. It seems to be dead. " AHHHHH!!" Screamed all the remaining penguins. (and Julien.) " This is somethi'n Ilike to call CHEMICAL X!" Explains Officer...
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         Chapter 4
         The Date

    Later that night both Private and Rico were ready for their dates with the badgers.

“You ready Rico?”

“Yup, you?”

“I’m not quite sure.”

“No worries,” he grunted with a smile.

“I know it’s just my first ngày that’s all.”

“It’s ok.”

Before they went to meat the badgers, the rest of the penguins gave them a little talk.

“Well, are bạn two ready for your dates?” Asked Skipper.

“Yup!”

“Y-yeah, I think.”

“Don’t worry Private,...
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CHAPTER FOUR: In the sewer

"Well, we had our break now it's time to go back to the HQ." đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski. He looked at Rico and goggled his eyes in anger. "Rico, bạn give it back to me, this instance!"
"Na-aaah!" barked Rico, hiding the gameboy behind his back. He took several steps backwards, shielding his toy from Kowalski.
"THIS was the main cause of our problems!" growled Kowalski, waddling up to Rico and waving with his notepad furiously. Rico threw the gameboy up in the air and opened his beak to nuốt, nhạn it down, but he missed as for Kowalski made a sudden rush at him. They both landed on the...
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posted by littlebirdy05
Kowalski stood outside his home, chest puffed out proudly, feathers ruffled, a rather goofy grin on his face, as he stared at what was before him.

"Is it good, Dad? Did I do a good job?"

Kowalski looked down at his son, a young chim cánh cụt with tiny tuffs of down feathers clinging to his new, slick ones, much like Kowalski's own memories, both quickly fading reminders of their past. Kowalski notes how long it had taken Kona to lose his feathers; a năm longer than normal, but just as well, it had been the same for him. Kowalski laid a flipper on Kona's shoulder, and grinned some more.

"Not good,...
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1 I actully think that the penguins should get a new reacrute for the team. 2 Don`t bạn think that the penguins a team of ninjas should have thêm practice and no time for goofing off and to have girlfriends espesally skipper. 3 If the penguins had girlfriends that they wouldn`t sleep with her like my brother reads about. 4 Ok I`m going into the Julien subject first shouldn`t they think of a plan to kick Julien out of the zoo and into another, I mean if their SO smart. 5 why do the penguins just throw Julien out into the woods I know I would [he would probably just call himself king of the bears]...
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chó sói, sói vs. con rái cá, rái cá
Chapter 2-
The chó sói, sói
I felt my tim, trái tim skip a beat as I heard the weighty thùng plop on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the H.Q. We were waiting for the zookeepers to leave. We heard one of them complain a little about not understanding something in relation to our transfer. Once the zookeepers left an awkward silence filled the room. ”Okay, let’s go meet our new inhabitant spy” I đã đưa ý kiến breaking the silence, we headed for the ladder. It was still early spring outside in the morning, I felt the chilly air run into my face as we lined up in front of the thùng side bởi side. We waited silently not...
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posted by knocktimerico
Kowalski descended down the ladder into the penguin’s HQ, having just gotten Skipper to confess one of his deepest secrets. His vision panned from one side to the other, scanning the inside for the other penguins.

Rico was sitting in the corner as usual, brushing his doll’s hair and cooing at her. Seeing thing brought a smile to Kowalski’s face. Even though he thought of their relationship as weird, it was still kinda cute to see Rico act like that and Kowalski couldn’t help but smile at the manic bird.

His eyes continued to pan until they fell upon Private. The youngster was sitting...
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Rico missed his doll.

He missed the plastic female that was always just the right size for a warm hug; her long, blonde hair, her silent and mysterious personality. She was probably the only one that truly understood the lonely penguin. Everyone else seemed to just judge him; but not her. She accepted Rico for who he was, and nothing more. She never argued with him, and she always allowed Rico to have the first word in everything. If only there were thêm women like her.

But there wasn’t; only her…

This was all very stupid. Pointless. Irritating. Depressing. Frustrating.

Rico could think of...
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posted by Cornflak
Note To Self,

Tonight, Skipper decided to avert our attention from the gloomy situation bởi screening a variety of films. The majority of which included documentaries of different sorts of animals. Skipper seemed to have skipped the penguins’ film. I can’t blame him. The contents of that video were horrid beyond belief. Anyway, Rico appears to be well. I wouldn’t be surprised if he has already started to feel at trang chủ with Marlene. I can’t very well say the same for me, though. I miss him. But, I’ve also discovered something about our relationship. I admit that my actions towards him...
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Damn it!

This was the peak of things…

It was time to confront this lust that had yet to take flight. But how would he do it? Kowalski couldn’t simply step out and say it!

Say what?

What would he even say?! Should he say anything? It seemed to work well for Rico!

This was much too difficult than it should have been. Why was it so damn hard?!

It was his fault; this ridiculous, complicated process of thought. This would never work out; he and Rico. They were so different from one another. He had often heard that opposites were thêm likely to feel attracted to one another, but this was going crossing...
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posted by Cornflak
“I’m sorry, Skippa…‘fraid I can’t remember…” Private whispered with his head low. The small chim cánh cụt had received quite a waking that morning. He didn’t even have enough time to leave his bunk when Skipper and Kowalski confronted him. As promised, Skipper hadn’t asked a single câu hỏi about Private’s disappearance and injury until now.

“C’mon, Private, bạn can’t really expect us to believe that!” Skipper narrowed his eyes with a frown spreading across his beak.

The timid chim cánh cụt shyly moved to sit on the edge of his bunk, his head retaining its low position. From the...
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added by aldude999