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posted by KowalskiTheLich
Skipper reluctantly climbed up the ladder, staring at the other two jealously (they had fallen asleep before he had even gotten to the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the ladder). He was so distracted bởi making nasty faces at them that he nearly slipped and fell off. After he regained his balance, he decided it was best to concentrate on climbing.

He popped out of the hole and into the chim cánh cụt habitat, and immediately shivered. It was a very cold night and even though he was a penguin, he seemed to have little tolerance for the cold, presumably because he had been born and raised in warmer temperatures (see ‘Tagged’ for proof). He wondered why he had not been cold at the auditions earlier that night.

He was regretting his decision to send someone out on recon duty, but of course he would not have been if either Rico hoặc Private had been out in the cold, he would be asleep in the HQ. Now that he was out doing it he was reasoning that Fred probably tripped on a cây branch hoặc fell off accidentally for one reason hoặc another and blamed it on someone kicking him. Skipper had climbed the cây himself and had found no indication that anyone had been up there besides Fred.

Skipper decided to slip back into the HQ and go to sleep, since he knew the others were sound asleep. He slid the cá bowl aside and was about to climb down when he saw a lone figure moving through the blackness towards the chim cánh cụt habitat. Slightly intrigued, as it was very late at night, he decided to investigate.

The figure continued to advance towards the chim cánh cụt habitat, but eventually turned down a side path and disappeared from Skipper’s sight. Shaking from the cold and cursing his curiosity, Skipper jumped out of the habitat and ran off after the figure, taking care to make as little noise as possible. Fortunately for him, this was made easy as the vong linh, vượn cáo habitat was right tiếp theo door and one of the lemurs, probably Julien, was snoring very loudly.

The zoo was so dark that Skipper Mất tích sight of the figure several times before he eventually found them, silhouetted against the light of the moon hoặc the city. He made sure to stay quiet and out of sight, wanting to see where the figure was heading before dealing with them if necessary.

The figure was constantly moving but walking very slowly and making strange noises. It also appeared to be holding something, which Skipper was having trouble making out, but its shape was similar to a large upside-down vial hoặc beaker, like the kind Kowalski had in his lab. Finally, it reached the edge of the zoo boundaries and its current path was blocked bởi a wall. Skipper sincerely hoped that it would not climb the tường and go into the park.

But the figure turned and walked behind one of the zoo warehouses, like the place where they had buried Kowalski except that it was on the complete opposite side of the zoo. It turned behind one of the warehouses and Skipper followed, hiding in the darkness cast bởi the wall.

Suddenly, a bright light flashed on. Skipper was startled, but as he had been prepared for a fight all along he got into his karate pose, waiting to kick the stuffing out of anything that attacked him. However, the figure, which was only a few yards in front of him, yelped in surprise and stumbled onto the ground.

Skipper quickly looked up to determine the nguồn of the light: it was one of those lights with motion sensors, which come on when someone walks by. This was obviously there to help zoo workers if they were making deliveries hoặc moving objects while it was dark.

Skipper jumped over to the figure, which was completely wrapped in what appeared to be a blue blanket. Ready for anything, Skipper pulled off the blanket and stepped backwards in case it lunged. But there was no need. It was Marlene.

Marlene seemed startled enough bởi the lights suddenly coming on, but was even thêm startled bởi someone pulling off her blanket. She kicked out behind her, catching Skipper in the chest and knocking him to the ground. Then she got up and turned around, looking to see who it was.

“Hey!” she đã đưa ý kiến when she saw it was only Skipper, lying on the ground and holding her blanket. “Not cool.” She grabbed the blanket from him and walked over to where she had fallen. Lying on the ground in front of the spot she had fallen was a tiny bouquet of five white flowers, which had been tied together with some string.

“Marlene…what are bạn doing?” đã đưa ý kiến Skipper, sitting up and rubbing his chest. “And although I admire your reflexes, did bạn have to kick so hard?”

“Skipper, do bạn always have to know exactly what is going on in my life? Because, it’s really not any of bạn business” Marlene snapped, standing over Skipper and looking down at him.

“Eh…sorry” đã đưa ý kiến Skipper, trying to speak quickly to get him out of trouble. “I was on recon duty and saw bạn walking through the shadows, I couldn’t tell who it was and, with all these strange occurrences going on around here I thought I should probably follow and make sure…”

“Okay, whatever” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene. “Well, everything’s fine. Good night.”

She began to walk away, tossing the blanket over her shoulders and wrapping it around her. Skipper was reminded how cold it was and mentally congratulated Marlene for having enough sense to bring a blanket, even though he was a little put out about her choice of words. Skipper was not one to put himself in other people’s shoes and think about how they would react in any được trao situation.

“Hold up sister! I can’t just let bạn go wandering off bởi yourself on a night like this! Don’t bạn remember what happened to poor Fred just a few hours ago?” đã đưa ý kiến Skipper dramatically.

“Skipper, he got kicked out of a tree,” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene. “If he had been stabbed with a dao, con dao hoặc something I’d be worried. Besides, it’s Fred, he probably just tripped hoặc something and blamed it on someone kicking him.”

“Hey, that’s exactly what I thought,” đã bình luận Skipper. “Um, I mean…”

“Yeah” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene. “Skipper…how do I put this…this is a time where I kind of want to be alone.”

“But Marlene, there could be a bloodthirsty madman lurking in the shadows, just waiting for me to walk away…” đã đưa ý kiến Skipper, glancing around with shifty eyes.

“I’ll take my chances,” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene.

“Sorry Marlene, but leaving a defenseless citizen in a time of peril violates the chim cánh cụt Code” đã đưa ý kiến Skipper.

“Well, I guess bạn just got your butt kicked bởi a defenseless citizen” smirked Marlene. Skipper blushed slightly. Marlene sighed.

“Okay, if I tell you, will bạn go away?” she said.

“Not liking the tone much, Marlene,” đã đưa ý kiến Skipper, standing up and patting Marlene on the head.

Marlene brushed Skipper’s wing off her head. “Skipper please” she said. “This is always a hard ngày for me.”

Skipper looked at her curiously.

Marlene sighed. “Six years cách đây today, while I was still living in my old aquarium, my dad died. When I moved to the zoo, I buried his yêu thích bờ biển, bãi biển ball behind this warehouse.”

Skipper felt very awkward. “You buried his…beach ball?” đã đưa ý kiến Skipper.

“Well, they removed the body and everything! What else was I supposed to do?” Marlene snapped.

“Okay, okay,” đã đưa ý kiến Skipper. “Well, I guess this is sort of personal, so I guess I’ll just let you…”

Marlene suddenly threw herself onto Skipper and began to sob. Skipper nearly fell under the force of the impact, but caught himself. Slightly annoyed, but not wanting to comfort Marlene, he gave her an encouraging sort of hug.

“Oh Skipper” Marlene sobbed. “I miss him so much…I’ve never been the same since he died…”

Skipper found himself imagining how Marlene must have been like before her father died, but since he had no idea what her father was like, he really couldn’t.

“Where did bạn get those nice hoa Marlene?” đã đưa ý kiến Skipper, trying to get her mind off her father even though he knew perfectly well that they grew in the cỏ of her habitat.

Marlene gave a very annoyed look. “Of course, why would bạn care? bạn never even knew him!” snapped Marlene. She stepped away from Skipper and began to walk away, but turned around and addressed Skipper one thêm time before disappearing into the darkness. “I appreciate what you’re trying to do, Skipper, but tonight…I’m not really in the mood to talk.”

Skipper considered calling out after Marlene, but decided it would be fruitless. She obviously didn’t want to be bothered and she was almost certainly right about there being no villain wandering the zoo. It went against everything Skipper taught, but Marlene had made him at least somewhat aware of how preposterous it sounded. Besides, Skipper was tired and really wanted to get to sleep. Maybe he could sneak back in without the others even noticing…

He began to walk, and the automatic light turned on again. It was getting very annoying, Skipper thought. Right before he turned a corner, he glanced back at Marlene. He could see her silhouette about twenty feet away. She appeared to be kneeling crouching on the ground, still holding the flowers. Skipper inclined his head respectfully before walking away.

From the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the warehouse, Kowalski surveyed the situation through his powerful binoculars, conveniently equipped with night vision. As soon as Skipper was back in the chim cánh cụt habitat, he hopped off the roof and prepared to execute his genius plan…at least that’s what he referred to it as. However, he made a mental note to be careful in case Skipper suddenly became concerned and rushed back to make sure Marlene was all right…that would blow his cover big time.

Kowalski hid behind a nearby trashcan and watched Marlene through his binoculars. bởi the time he had adjusted the zoom, she had already laid the hoa on the ground and was about to walk away. Kowalski needed to act quickly hoặc his plan was kaput!

Kowalski rummaged through a bush, which he had stored a few items in. He grabbed a large cassette player, which was actually the lemur’s ‘boomy box’, which he had swiped from their habitat while they slept. He then dropped the binoculars into the bush, but they landed on his left flipper as he was fiddling with the cassette player. He let out a grunt as they crushed his flipper, and Marlene turned around.

“Hello?” she said.

Quietly, Kowalski popped open the cassette player and popped in a tape and shut the player. Then he hit the play button and soothing violin âm nhạc issued from the player.

“What the…?” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene, walking closer to investigate.

Kowalski noticed that the volume was exceedingly loud and tried to turn it down as quickly as possible. Unfortunantly, he turned the knob the wrong way, so the âm nhạc suddenly became very loud, then very soft. Marlene stood a few feet away, wondering what was going on.

Kowalski saw his plan falling apart. He decided it was now hoặc never. Jumping out from behind the trashcan, he swirled his cape around and began to talk in what he hoped was his most mysterious-sounding voice.

“Your pleas have not fallen upon deaf ears, child. Your father has sent me. I am an angel…your Angel of music…” “Aah!” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene, jumping slightly. “Skipper, is that you? Pretending to be the Phantom of the Opera?”
“Aw man, bạn figured it out that quickly?” đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski, retreating behind the trashcan and turning off the music.

“Yep. Obviously, bạn don’t know me that well. I memorized that entire play when I was only a few years old” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene.

“You saw it as a play?” đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski.

“No, silly! I had all of the âm nhạc on cassette tapes. I played them all the time. That is, until I got sick of them…”

Kowalski now felt very embarrassed. “Well, it was worth a shot!” he đã đưa ý kiến in a mock cheerful voice.

“And take off all of those black clothes! I can’t see bạn at all!” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene, blundering forward.

Despite the coldness of the night, Kowalski was feeling very stuffy inside of all of the clothes he was wearing. He threw off everything except the cloth covering his face. Marlene might think he was just playing but, with the ‘mask’ at least, he was not. He threw all of the clothes into the bụi cây, cây bụi, tổng thống bush the binoculars were in.

“Man, I still can’t see anything,” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene. “Hey, come over here.”

She scurried over to the side of the warehouse, where the automatic light came on and illuminated the area.

“Kowalski!?” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene, expecting Skipper. “Okay, you’re gonna have to explain this one to me.”

“What? Why it’s me and not Skipper?” đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski.

“No! Didn’t you…die?” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene shakily.

“Oh that. Well I kinda…sorta…staged my own death, if bạn know what I mean,” đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski.

“WHY?” shouted Marlene.

“Classified” đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski. “Maybe I’ll tell bạn later. But I need bạn to promise me something. Whatever bạn do, DO NOT tell the others, especially Skipper!”

“Kowalski, I’m not going to lie to Skipper. I don’t care what kind of grudge bạn two have, I need to tell him,” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene harshly.

“PLEASE!” đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski, making a pathetic face.

“Oh all right!” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene. “But don’t bạn think bạn can go doing whatever, you’d better think again, because if I need to tell Skipper what you’re up to, darn it I will!”

“That’s fine” đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski.

“So, what were bạn doing here anyway?” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene.

“Oh, right. I was going to offer to help bạn practice for your audition,” đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski very simply.

“That’s what all this was about?” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene. “My audition? And what do bạn know about hát anyway?”

“Well, I’ve been studying the physical processes of hát and thought I could at least share some tips to help bạn sing better and waste less oxygen while doing so,” đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski.

“Why do bạn have to turn everything into a big scientific mess?” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene. “But it does sound like it could help. Ah, what the heck, follow me back my habitat and we can practice there.”

“Actually, I was thinking thêm of using my…super cool underground lair!” đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski, hesitating slightly in order to think of something better than ‘the sewer’. “Besides, I have an organ.”

“You do not!” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene.

“Yes I do” đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski.

“A real one?”

“Yup.”

“Lead the way!” đã đưa ý kiến Marlene.
---Skipper's mission---
He heard Private's blood curtling scream. Terror filled the leader's body. "Private! Where are you!? Private!"
He raced in the direction he heard his scream. Finally he reached the alley. His eyes immediately met Private's feathers on the ground. The bold leader, feeling ashamed and sorrowful, wept. Little did he know that some one was sneaking up behind him.

---Flashback---
After a dangerous mission the penguins decided it was best if baby Private got a new home. Finally they found Private a family who wanted to adopt him. Skipper never wanted to let him go. All of the...
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“Kowalski, analysis” đã đưa ý kiến Skipper, leader of the penguins team.
“I think we have got all… Rico?” đã đưa ý kiến tall penguins Kowalski, who was a scientist.
Rico checked his stomach, which was a magazine of theirs weapons. He nodded.
“So we can go” đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski.
“Ok, everybody are ready?”
“Yes, sir” đã đưa ý kiến three penguins.
“Operation: Blowhole, start… now” đã đưa ý kiến Skipper and all penguins went out of their HQ.
“How we get to Blowhole?” asked young chim cánh cụt Private.
“We can go bởi subway”
Penguins went to New York city town and get to the subway. In subway weren’t any people, so...
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    Skipper and Eve continued walking through New York. It was almost sundown again, and snow was still drifting gently from the dark cloudy sky. They hadn’t gotten far within the last few hours. It was difficult to walk through such harsh weather. To try to keep as warm as possible, Skipper and Eve were walking with their flippers around each other, pulling each other close.

    “Hey Eve…”

    “Yeah Skipper?”

    “I think I found a way we can get out of this cold without stopping.”

    “Yeah?”...
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Okay. I know that I'm in the middle of Book 1 but eventually, every 5 chapters that i make, i'll put a trailer. so enjoy!

Previously...many things happen before the destiny will come true. First off, young Private started to have visions of him meeting Henry. The treasures and the answer are coming one bởi one. Next, Private and Phoebe moved in the orphanage. This time, the destiny starts...

Chapter 5: Tragical News

"Why Blowhole?!"Private angrily asked. "Of course young Private, it passed off one bởi one from my ascendant then to me. If only the real chosen one was here, he would have been dead...
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Marlene: "Good day, my Lords!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady đã đưa ý kiến thee!"
    She woke slowly, she realized she was somewhere inside, she couldn’t feel the cold winter crisp on her cheeks. It was warmer here. At least she was warm until ice cold water landed in her face. She shook her head and spat out water, then realized she was tied to a chair. When her vision cleared, she saw Skipper standing there, pointing a water gun at her, a bucket full of ice water a few feet away. He spoke with fierce anger to his voice. “Where are my men?”

    “Like I’d tell you.” She replied with a straight face, she had a thick British...
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For the tiếp theo nine days, Skipper wasn't himself. All day, every day, he mobed in the rocking chair. He would stare out the window. Sometimes he'd watch the sky. Others he would groggily daze out at the woods, hoặc fix his eyes on the tame flow of the lake.
The once great leader would find himself waking up those days after noon. Losing one of his men, was practically losing, not a battle, but a war. Very surge of confidence from his body had seemed to be demolished.
It had come to the point where Rico and Private went to do things without him.They begged Skipper to get and do something, but it...
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June 27, 2004
1352 Hours


    Amanda was in her bathroom in her and her husband’s Luân Đôn apartment. She was pacing back and forth. She was nervous, not knowing what to expect. She looked at her watch again. The 15 phút were up. She picked it up and examined it. She beamed and began crying tears of joy. She couldn’t wait to tell Hans. He was stationed in Denmark at the moment but was scheduled to be back tomorrow afternoon.

1824 Hours

    Amanda was in the living area of her 5th floor apartment reading. She heard the light pattering of rain outside,...
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posted by peacebaby7
Note: This is just supposed to be a conversation between all the animals. After I've completed, feel free to give suggestions for the continuing of the conversation. Lastly, I hope bạn enjoy it! :D

Skipper: "And the zoo's meeting will now come to order!"

KJ: "Oh smelly waterbird! I will have a trái cây sinh tố with mangoes, grapes, um... trái thạch lựu, quả lựu and--"

Skipper: "Not that kind of order!"

KJ: "Well tiếp theo time bạn will be making yourself thêm clear! I was looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to that smoothie..."

Mort: "I will make the smoothie!"

Skipper: "Can we just get on with the meeting please!"

KJ: "I am royalty! I...
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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski:  Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are bạn a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: bạn can.

Kowalski: Yay! I tình yêu lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then bạn can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh* 
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The tiếp theo Day...

It was now time to get the plane down. Rico hacked up some knives & the penguins were carefully slicing the vines that were holding the plane in the tree. "OK! This bird's about to fall! Everyone stand back & prepare yourselves!" Skipper announced to the crowd of lemurs down below. Julien, on the ground, đã đưa ý kiến to Maurice, "What bird? I see no bird..." Suddenly, with a lurch, the plane fell.

It wasn't as bad as was predicted. Once it hit the platform, it bounced once, & landed with a thud. The lemurs then began cheering. The penguins leaped down from out of the trees...
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posted by peacebaby7
Note to reader: I decided to start doing my các bài viết in thêm of a story form instead of a script-like form...It's much easier to work in details. Those who have read my trước đó các bài viết know me to do my các bài viết that way. Anyway, please enjoy the tiếp theo chapter of Madagascar Epilogue.

Madagascar

Three Months Into Construction...

The past 3 months of construction has been very progressing for the animals. The platform is now nearly completed, & the penguins were now getting ready to bring down the plane after careful analysis of the plane's engine state.

The four mischievous penguins were now...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Marty, Alex, & The Penguins...

Marty: "We're comin' Alex!"

Alex: "Great but, I can't see Melman from here...Oh no bạn didn't get the pengu--"

Skipper: "Hold on Hippi! We're here to help!"

Alex: "Marty! Why did bạn bring them!?"

Marty: "Melman was busy."

Skipper: "With that attitude maybe we'll just leave bạn in that tree!"

Alex: "Good! I'd be safer!"

Skipper: "Fine! C'mon men!"

Marty: "Oh, uh-uh! bạn four have to go help him!"

Skipper: "Look, Stripes! He obviously does not need hoặc want our help! He can just wait up there until later on. It'll probably be very late at night when Tall Guy...
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posted by Skiparah
I clenched my eyes shut as the sting nipped my back. I tried to stop a cry of pain from escaping my beak but it broke free, echoing in the large room. I heard the slicing whack again and the sensation of lightning shooting through me made me yowl in agony, sweat poured down my face. I looked over my shoulder at Blowhole, a pleading expression on my face, "Blowhole, this is unnecessary! If bạn want revenge kill me!" Blowhole chuckled. The lashings stopped. The purr of his segway neared me, "Alexander, this IS revenge. What better way to enjoy it, than to watch bạn suffer?" He lifted the whip...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien đã đưa ý kiến that bạn can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do bạn think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...
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posted by Skiparah
The camp was really a nice place, if didn't mind the gun-powder scent, which I eventully got used to. Leeland showed me around, going from tent to tent. In less than five phút the whole camp knew me. I realized how dangerous that was. If my mother was to come here looking for me, anyone could give me away and the hợp đồng biểu diễn, gig, biểu diễn would be up. This wasn't hatchling's play. This was real. We came to the last tent, Leeland's tent. "Oh, Alexander," Leeland began suddenly, looking at me over his shoulder, "There's someone I want bạn to meet." He dissapeared into the tent. I could hear voices and the sound...
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Chapter 4

Skipper made it to the tiếp theo area of the castle, the Coliseum. As he walked bởi he saw dead bodies, most skeletons of warriors, all who have fought in the Coliseum in the past. But then, the skeleton warriors came back to life. Skipper noticed the sounds coming from behind him. He pulled out his sword and shield but he was outnumbered and soon surrounded bởi skeleton warriors. One of the skeleton warriors ordered Skipper to come with them to the battlefield. With not much of a choice, Skipper went with them.

They lead him to the battlefield area of the Coliseum, where they went back to...
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posted by peacebaby7
The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded bởi humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will bạn be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Kowalski: "Private...How do bạn feel?"

Private: "I...I don't know...I feel...weird..."

Kowalski: "Weird how?"

Private: "I...I don't really remember much of what went on in there..."

Kowalski: "What do bạn remember?"

Private: "Um...I remember bits & pieces..."

Kowalski: "What do bạn mean?"

Private: "There are a lot of things a bit fuzzy..."

Skipper: "Well, I'm sure it'll come back to you." *slaps on back*

Private: Hmmm, I'm sure there was something about my uncle...oh well, I'd remember if it were that important...

Skipper: "You know? We make a good team."

Kowalski: "Agreed. We handled that...
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posted by peacebaby7
Underground Lair

Skipper: "OK, bạn have me bạn one-eyed freak. So what do bạn want me for?"

Blowhole: "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment..."

Skipper: "Yeah, yeah, get on with it. I've been told I have a gift bạn want. Did I miss your birthday, flippy?" *says sarcastically*

Blowhole: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Skipper: "Why? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Blowhole: *slaps him* "Oh, I will enjoy killing you..."

Skipper: "Killing me? What did I ever do to you?"

Blowhole: "I guess daddy dearest never told you."

Skipper: "Told me what?"

Blowhole: "Skipper...Your father was a secret agent."...
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