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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”
“The Penguins of Madagascar”
Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)
Production Code: 407
Previous: “The cá heo Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”
Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript
Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment
(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking trà and laughing)
Nana: (Chuckling) So I đã đưa ý kiến to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!
Gladys: Oh but dear, how did bạn ever get out of Africa in the first place?
Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had to survive on my wits, courage, and a very large supply of hard candies. Poor Mr. Chew (She indicates the dog asleep at her feet) missed me during my safari!
Gladys: Oh, I know how bạn feel. I would simply die if I was separated from my kitties! And how I sure missed our Sunday get-togethers!
Nana: I agree. And I’m surprised how well Mr. Chew and your Zoe get along so well!
(Zoe jumps onto Gladys’ lap. Purrs affectionately)
Gladys: She’s such a good little kitty!
Nana: I have always thought she was a strange looking little kitty. What kind of a cat is she?
Gladys: I have no idea, but she’s just precious! (Baby talks) Yes she is, yes she is!
(Zoe plasters a smile on her face and chuckles nervously)
(Camera zooms outward, hiển thị the exterior of the apartment. The view morphs to a post card of an apartment held in Private’s flippers)
Scene II: chim cánh cụt HQ (Inside)
(Private is laying on the floor nghề viết văn the post card he was just hiển thị to Skipper) (The other Penguins are watching TV)
Skipper: Remind me again, soldier, where exactly /is/ Nigel again?
Private: I don’t know, sir. I’m mailing this to Headquarters, and they đã đưa ý kiến they’ll phía trước, chuyển tiếp it to him. Do bạn think he’ll like this one? It has a lovely apartment building on it.
Kowalski: (To Private) Studies hiển thị that các bức ảnh of classic architecture correlate to higher visitations to a city. Simply put, I think that-
Rico: (Shushes Kowalski) Shh! Tryna watch my soap operas! (He remains glued to the television. Changes the channel to static and munches on popcorn.)
Skipper: (Blinks) Okay then… one of these days, remind me to ask Rico what this show’s about. Anyway, Kowalski, what’s the status báo cáo for the Zoo?
Kowalski: (Checks his clip board) Nothing out of the ordinary, although the chimps seem to have developed a new method of communication. I believe it is some sort of secret code. Look. (He reaches for the periscope and lowers it down to eye level.)
Skipper: (Waddles over towards it) Let’s see what all this is about.
(The view switches to the Chimpanzee habitat, where Phil and Mason are seen scratching their rears in a seemingly ngẫu nhiên pattern)
Skipper: Those clever fiends! Kowalski, I want bạn to study this new code and see if we can crack it.
Kowalski: Right away, sir!
Skipper: And, private, I-
Rico: (Cuts him off) Soap Opera! Quiet!
Skipper: Heh…sorry.
(Rico stares at the static again, disgruntled at the interruption)
Scene III: Max’s Shed
(Zoe’s back is facing the camera as she scales the exterior of the apartment building)
(Walks towards Max’s shed and knocks on the door)
Max: (Opens the door with his eyes closed and makes an gestured inward to his shed, inviting her inside) Come on in, honey! I made dinner, and now we can finally go on the candlelight bữa tối, bữa ăn tối I promised you-
Zoe: (Glares at him and smacks him upside the head) Wrong girl, doofus!
Max: Ow! Jeez! (Rubs the side of his face where he was smacked) Girls hurt! What do bạn want, Zoe?
Zoe: (Her defenses crumble. Panicked) bạn gotta help me! (Shakes him bởi the shoulders) I can’t stand it there anymore! I know, I know! I used to tình yêu it there, but she’s gone too far! (Drops her voice to a strangled whisper) She…. No! I can’t! It’s too horrible!
Max: (Greatly interested) Tell me!
Zoe: (Cries out) A Kitty Fashion Show! She made me these little costumes and has me hiển thị them off! It’s horrifying!
Max: (Scandalized) No! She didn’t!
Zoe: Yes! She did! And the final straw was today! She has this batty old friend of hers over, and they spent the whole ngày baby talking to me and her…..actually, it’s either a very small dog, hoặc a very large rat, but whatever this Mr. Chew guy is, he and I were forced to play nice the entire day! It’s torture!
Max: Is Mr. Chew’s owner a little old Russian lady who hits everybody with her handbag?
Zoe: Yeah. Why?
Max: Then you’ll need thêm help than just me, Zoe. If bạn want out of there, it’s not gonna be easy. She’s a crafty old lady!
Zoe: You’re telling me! She finally convinced Gladys that she doesn’t have three mèo anymore!
Max: Then this /is/ serious. bạn know what we need to do now? Stay Calm and call the penguins. (He starts cracking up, and stops when he realizes Zoe isn’t laughing with him.) What? I was referencing those “Stay Calm” t- shirts and captioned pictures bạn see everywhere on the internet.
(Zoe glares at him and says nothing)
Max: bạn don’t get out much, do you? Don’t bạn have a Flitter account? hoặc a Friendbook page? Come on, Zoe! Even /I/ have a Flitter account! (With a touch of pride.) 6,573 followers, thank bạn very much!
Zoe: (Flatly) Just call the penguins.(She climbs back down the wall)
Max: Jeez! Ok! I’ll be here later in case bạn wanna take a crack at my other cheek!
Scene IV: chim cánh cụt HQ (Interior)
(The Penguins are facing Max, interrogation-style.)
Skipper: Why is it that whenever someone needs to escape from crazy old cat ladies, bạn come to /us/ for help? This is beginning to be a bad running joke.
Max: Well, it wouldn’t be much of a story if bạn weren’t involved. And besides! bạn don’t know what Zoe’s dealing with. They’re doing Kitty Fashion Shows!
(Rico gasps and faints)
Private: (Gasps and quavers) Not…little booties and bonnets too?
Max: (Solemnly) The whole enchilada, my friend. /And/ Gladys has company over! Nana and Mr. Chew are back!
Skipper: Nana? I thought we left that crazy old dame back in Africa! And Mr. Chew’s back, too! This is /not/ good.
Max: Yup. That rat-poodle-thing tried to take a bite out of me once. Took out part of my ear. chó that size aren’t natural.
Kowalski: Please, spare us the details. But with the combined threats they pose, we’ll have to work quickly.
Skipper: I agree. Postpone Operation: Monkey Business and commence Operation: Cat Out of the Bag!
Scene V: Exterior of Gladys’ Apartment
(The Penguins and Max are scaling the walls of the building)
Skipper: Ok, this is starting to lose its originality. There are only so many times bạn can do something like this and have it be interesting for us. This is, like the third tome we’ve been here, Max! Where’s the adventure in this?
Max: C-could we maybe argue about this when we’re n-not 14 stories above 5th avenue?!
Skipper: Oh, don’t be such a fraidy-cat! I thought mèo were supposed to be natural climbers! We do this sort of thing all the time and we’re experts at this!
Private: (Loses his grip. Swings his left flipper up to grab on to the windowsil of Gladys’ apartment) M-maybe not t-this type of climbing.
Rico: Don’ look down, Pri-vet! Hehehe! (He sits down on the windowsil and drops a stick of dynamite. Whistles until it hits the ground) Kablamo!
“My Car!” Guy: My car!!
Rico: (Calls down) Sowwy, dude!
Kowalski: (Sits tiếp theo to Rico) T-there’s a correlation between heights and the probability of l-losing one’s b-balance.
Skipper: This is why I’m the leader. With bạn guys and your fear of heights, you’d never be able to pull a mission like this off! Now… let’s go save us a ferrett!
(A pause)
Skipper: Wow… I really need to work on my rallying dramatic statements.
Scene VI: Gladys’ Apartment
(Zoe rushes in the open door and clambers into Gladys’ lap when she isn’t looking.)
Gladys: Look what I made you, Zoe! (She holds up a knitted cat-sized sweater) Isn’t it gorgeous?
Nana: And I made one for Mr. Chew! (She indicates a miserable looking Mr. Chew sitting on the couch)
Gladys: Oh, dear! I haven’t knitted like that in years! Let’s put it on her!
(Zoe allows herself to be picked up and dressed up)
Zoe: (Hisses out the window) Help…me!
Scene VII: Gladys’ Windowsil
(The Penguins and Max look in the window in horror)
Skipper: Let’s stop this fashion hiển thị before it turns fatal! Boys, let’s di chuyển out!
(They all sneak in the open window)
Scene VIII: Gladys’ Apartment
(The Penguins and Max crawl under Gladys’ couch)
Private: (Whispers) What do we do now, Skipper?
Skipper: (Whispers) We need a way to distract the old biddies and that…rat-poodle-thing.
Gladys: (Muffled, from above) Come on Zoe! Walk the runway! Be Mommy’s little fashion model!
Nana: Come on, Mr. Chew! Work it! Woo-hoo!
Skipper: Boys....and Max…commence Plan: B37J!
Max: What’s B37J?
Kowalski: You’re about to find out!
(They all roll out from under the couch. Mr. Chew starts yapping)
Nana: Ach! It’s the bad birdies I was telling bạn about! Get them Mr. Chew!
Skipper: Max! Take Zoe and run!
(Max and Zoe run out, with Gladys trailing behind.)
Gladys: Kitties! Come back!
(Mr. Chew stands up on his hind legs. He and Skipper vòng tròn around each other threateningly.)
Mr.Chew: (Growls) So, we meet again. Been a long time since that giáng sinh caper, huh? (Lunges)
Skipper: (Side steps the attack) bạn can talk?? (Mr. Chew penches with his paw. Skiper blocks him and strains to hold the paw back)
Mr. Chew: Of course I can! (Sarcastically) What (Punch) did bạn think bạn were the only sentient being on the planet? (Skipper blocks him)
Skipper: My abilities to come up with snappy one-liners are rusty today, so I’ll give it my best: Let’s tango!
(The two cú đấm and block some more)
(Nana, Kowalski, Rico and Private are fighting bởi the bookshelf. Rico regurgitates a grappling hook, which accidentally fires, nearly hitting Nana. It hits the lightswitch, blacking out all the lights except for the one directly above Mr. Chew and Skipper, who are practically Công chúa tóc mây from punching and blocking)
(Private knocks Nana backwards into Gladys’ record player, which starts up, playing an cổ hủ, cũ thời tango)
(Skipper and Mr. Chew try to free themselves, and do so to tango dance steps, unknowingly. They dip and spin. Skipper realizes what is going on and uses it to his advantage. Mr. Chew is swung around and spins right into the wall, knocking him uncoinscious just as the song ends. )
Nana: bạn bad birdies! Now it is time for Nana to teach bạn a lesson bạn will not forget! (She reaches into her cái ví, ví tiền and takes out a ball of yarn and knitting needles. She does a karate yell and a whoop, and swings the yarn and knitting needles like nunchucks, which bọc around the penguins)
Nana: (Drags the penguins closer to her) Now I have you! (Chuckles menacingly)
Rico: ( Looks at Skipper) Now?
Skipper: Now! Rico, go and work your magic!
(As Nana picks the penguins up, Rico regurgitates a tube of denture paste, which he squeezes onto Nana’s glasses. She drops the penguins, temporaily stunned as she tries to wipe the paste off. The penguins belly-slide out of the apartment)
(Nana walks around blindly and smacks her head into the door, knocking her unconscious. She falls back onto the couch, snoring loudly)
Scene IX: Central Park
(Max and Zoe are being chased bởi Gladys. They quickly dart behind a tree)
Gladys: (Out of breath) Kitties, come back! I have some nice tuna cá for (Pants) you! Whew, I need to sit down! (She sits on a bench nearest to Man and Zoe’s hiding spot)
(She starts running again and collides with someone, who is revealed to be Officer X, now Park Maintenance Worker X)
X: Grandma? What are bạn doing out here? bạn know bạn shouldn’t be running at your age!
Galdys: Xavier! Good to see you! How’s my yêu thích grandson doing today? I’m just trying to run after my kitties. They ran out of the apartment.
X: (Concerned) Grandma, let’s get bạn back home. And maybe to a pet store hoặc something where we can think about finally getting bạn a dog.
(They start to walk off)
Gladys: Can I adopt that sweet and cuddly little chó lớn giữ nhà, mastiff bạn told me about? What was his name again? Oh, right! Elmer!
X: (Chuckles nervously.) I don’t think your apartment allows chó the size of tanks. How’ bout a little pomeranian, người đào hoa instead?
(They are fully out of sight now. Max and Zoe sigh in relief.)
Scene X: chim cánh cụt HQ (Inside)
(The penguins are seated around their cinderblock table)
Private: Glad that’s finally over with!
Rico: (Sadly) Yeah.. but no kablamos this time.
Kowalski: (Consolingly) There will be other explosions, rico, believe bạn me.
(He perks up instantly and grins crazily)
Skipper: (Face-flippers) Aw, crud! I just realized we forgot something!
Private: What is it?
Skipper: We never found out what that code was!
Kowalski: I did some research. It’s just their natural method of cleaning themselves called (Air quotes) “grooming”. They do it all the time in the wild.
Skipper: (Considers this) Nah. I still think it’s a code.
Scene XI: The Chimp Habitat
(Mason and Phil are drinking trà together)
Mason: I say, old chap. Let’s practice our secret code again.
(Phil nods vigorously)
(They start scratching)
(Captions with translations)
Phil: “What do bạn think of that man over there gawking at us?”
Mason: “ I don’t rightly know. What do bạn think we should do?”
Phil: “Let’s fling poo at his stupid white car!”
(Camera shows a black screen. A loud “SPLAT!” is heard)
“My Car!” Guy: Not again!! Ugh! My car!
Voice Cast;
Skipper: Tom McGrath
Kowalski: Jeff Glenn Bennett
Rico: John DiMaggio
Private: James Patrick Stuart
Gladys: Rollanda Watts
Zoe: Ashley Bell
Max: Wayne Knight
Nana: Elisa Gabrielli
Mr. Chew: Dee Bradley Baker
Officer X: Cedric Yarborough
“My Car!” Guy: John DiMaggio
Mason: Conrad Vernon
“Crazy Old Cat Lady”
“The Penguins of Madagascar”
Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)
Production Code: 407
Previous: “The cá heo Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”
Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript
Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment
(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking trà and laughing)
Nana: (Chuckling) So I đã đưa ý kiến to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!
Gladys: Oh but dear, how did bạn ever get out of Africa in the first place?
Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had to survive on my wits, courage, and a very large supply of hard candies. Poor Mr. Chew (She indicates the dog asleep at her feet) missed me during my safari!
Gladys: Oh, I know how bạn feel. I would simply die if I was separated from my kitties! And how I sure missed our Sunday get-togethers!
Nana: I agree. And I’m surprised how well Mr. Chew and your Zoe get along so well!
(Zoe jumps onto Gladys’ lap. Purrs affectionately)
Gladys: She’s such a good little kitty!
Nana: I have always thought she was a strange looking little kitty. What kind of a cat is she?
Gladys: I have no idea, but she’s just precious! (Baby talks) Yes she is, yes she is!
(Zoe plasters a smile on her face and chuckles nervously)
(Camera zooms outward, hiển thị the exterior of the apartment. The view morphs to a post card of an apartment held in Private’s flippers)
Scene II: chim cánh cụt HQ (Inside)
(Private is laying on the floor nghề viết văn the post card he was just hiển thị to Skipper) (The other Penguins are watching TV)
Skipper: Remind me again, soldier, where exactly /is/ Nigel again?
Private: I don’t know, sir. I’m mailing this to Headquarters, and they đã đưa ý kiến they’ll phía trước, chuyển tiếp it to him. Do bạn think he’ll like this one? It has a lovely apartment building on it.
Kowalski: (To Private) Studies hiển thị that các bức ảnh of classic architecture correlate to higher visitations to a city. Simply put, I think that-
Rico: (Shushes Kowalski) Shh! Tryna watch my soap operas! (He remains glued to the television. Changes the channel to static and munches on popcorn.)
Skipper: (Blinks) Okay then… one of these days, remind me to ask Rico what this show’s about. Anyway, Kowalski, what’s the status báo cáo for the Zoo?
Kowalski: (Checks his clip board) Nothing out of the ordinary, although the chimps seem to have developed a new method of communication. I believe it is some sort of secret code. Look. (He reaches for the periscope and lowers it down to eye level.)
Skipper: (Waddles over towards it) Let’s see what all this is about.
(The view switches to the Chimpanzee habitat, where Phil and Mason are seen scratching their rears in a seemingly ngẫu nhiên pattern)
Skipper: Those clever fiends! Kowalski, I want bạn to study this new code and see if we can crack it.
Kowalski: Right away, sir!
Skipper: And, private, I-
Rico: (Cuts him off) Soap Opera! Quiet!
Skipper: Heh…sorry.
(Rico stares at the static again, disgruntled at the interruption)
Scene III: Max’s Shed
(Zoe’s back is facing the camera as she scales the exterior of the apartment building)
(Walks towards Max’s shed and knocks on the door)
Max: (Opens the door with his eyes closed and makes an gestured inward to his shed, inviting her inside) Come on in, honey! I made dinner, and now we can finally go on the candlelight bữa tối, bữa ăn tối I promised you-
Zoe: (Glares at him and smacks him upside the head) Wrong girl, doofus!
Max: Ow! Jeez! (Rubs the side of his face where he was smacked) Girls hurt! What do bạn want, Zoe?
Zoe: (Her defenses crumble. Panicked) bạn gotta help me! (Shakes him bởi the shoulders) I can’t stand it there anymore! I know, I know! I used to tình yêu it there, but she’s gone too far! (Drops her voice to a strangled whisper) She…. No! I can’t! It’s too horrible!
Max: (Greatly interested) Tell me!
Zoe: (Cries out) A Kitty Fashion Show! She made me these little costumes and has me hiển thị them off! It’s horrifying!
Max: (Scandalized) No! She didn’t!
Zoe: Yes! She did! And the final straw was today! She has this batty old friend of hers over, and they spent the whole ngày baby talking to me and her…..actually, it’s either a very small dog, hoặc a very large rat, but whatever this Mr. Chew guy is, he and I were forced to play nice the entire day! It’s torture!
Max: Is Mr. Chew’s owner a little old Russian lady who hits everybody with her handbag?
Zoe: Yeah. Why?
Max: Then you’ll need thêm help than just me, Zoe. If bạn want out of there, it’s not gonna be easy. She’s a crafty old lady!
Zoe: You’re telling me! She finally convinced Gladys that she doesn’t have three mèo anymore!
Max: Then this /is/ serious. bạn know what we need to do now? Stay Calm and call the penguins. (He starts cracking up, and stops when he realizes Zoe isn’t laughing with him.) What? I was referencing those “Stay Calm” t- shirts and captioned pictures bạn see everywhere on the internet.
(Zoe glares at him and says nothing)
Max: bạn don’t get out much, do you? Don’t bạn have a Flitter account? hoặc a Friendbook page? Come on, Zoe! Even /I/ have a Flitter account! (With a touch of pride.) 6,573 followers, thank bạn very much!
Zoe: (Flatly) Just call the penguins.(She climbs back down the wall)
Max: Jeez! Ok! I’ll be here later in case bạn wanna take a crack at my other cheek!
Scene IV: chim cánh cụt HQ (Interior)
(The Penguins are facing Max, interrogation-style.)
Skipper: Why is it that whenever someone needs to escape from crazy old cat ladies, bạn come to /us/ for help? This is beginning to be a bad running joke.
Max: Well, it wouldn’t be much of a story if bạn weren’t involved. And besides! bạn don’t know what Zoe’s dealing with. They’re doing Kitty Fashion Shows!
(Rico gasps and faints)
Private: (Gasps and quavers) Not…little booties and bonnets too?
Max: (Solemnly) The whole enchilada, my friend. /And/ Gladys has company over! Nana and Mr. Chew are back!
Skipper: Nana? I thought we left that crazy old dame back in Africa! And Mr. Chew’s back, too! This is /not/ good.
Max: Yup. That rat-poodle-thing tried to take a bite out of me once. Took out part of my ear. chó that size aren’t natural.
Kowalski: Please, spare us the details. But with the combined threats they pose, we’ll have to work quickly.
Skipper: I agree. Postpone Operation: Monkey Business and commence Operation: Cat Out of the Bag!
Scene V: Exterior of Gladys’ Apartment
(The Penguins and Max are scaling the walls of the building)
Skipper: Ok, this is starting to lose its originality. There are only so many times bạn can do something like this and have it be interesting for us. This is, like the third tome we’ve been here, Max! Where’s the adventure in this?
Max: C-could we maybe argue about this when we’re n-not 14 stories above 5th avenue?!
Skipper: Oh, don’t be such a fraidy-cat! I thought mèo were supposed to be natural climbers! We do this sort of thing all the time and we’re experts at this!
Private: (Loses his grip. Swings his left flipper up to grab on to the windowsil of Gladys’ apartment) M-maybe not t-this type of climbing.
Rico: Don’ look down, Pri-vet! Hehehe! (He sits down on the windowsil and drops a stick of dynamite. Whistles until it hits the ground) Kablamo!
“My Car!” Guy: My car!!
Rico: (Calls down) Sowwy, dude!
Kowalski: (Sits tiếp theo to Rico) T-there’s a correlation between heights and the probability of l-losing one’s b-balance.
Skipper: This is why I’m the leader. With bạn guys and your fear of heights, you’d never be able to pull a mission like this off! Now… let’s go save us a ferrett!
(A pause)
Skipper: Wow… I really need to work on my rallying dramatic statements.
Scene VI: Gladys’ Apartment
(Zoe rushes in the open door and clambers into Gladys’ lap when she isn’t looking.)
Gladys: Look what I made you, Zoe! (She holds up a knitted cat-sized sweater) Isn’t it gorgeous?
Nana: And I made one for Mr. Chew! (She indicates a miserable looking Mr. Chew sitting on the couch)
Gladys: Oh, dear! I haven’t knitted like that in years! Let’s put it on her!
(Zoe allows herself to be picked up and dressed up)
Zoe: (Hisses out the window) Help…me!
Scene VII: Gladys’ Windowsil
(The Penguins and Max look in the window in horror)
Skipper: Let’s stop this fashion hiển thị before it turns fatal! Boys, let’s di chuyển out!
(They all sneak in the open window)
Scene VIII: Gladys’ Apartment
(The Penguins and Max crawl under Gladys’ couch)
Private: (Whispers) What do we do now, Skipper?
Skipper: (Whispers) We need a way to distract the old biddies and that…rat-poodle-thing.
Gladys: (Muffled, from above) Come on Zoe! Walk the runway! Be Mommy’s little fashion model!
Nana: Come on, Mr. Chew! Work it! Woo-hoo!
Skipper: Boys....and Max…commence Plan: B37J!
Max: What’s B37J?
Kowalski: You’re about to find out!
(They all roll out from under the couch. Mr. Chew starts yapping)
Nana: Ach! It’s the bad birdies I was telling bạn about! Get them Mr. Chew!
Skipper: Max! Take Zoe and run!
(Max and Zoe run out, with Gladys trailing behind.)
Gladys: Kitties! Come back!
(Mr. Chew stands up on his hind legs. He and Skipper vòng tròn around each other threateningly.)
Mr.Chew: (Growls) So, we meet again. Been a long time since that giáng sinh caper, huh? (Lunges)
Skipper: (Side steps the attack) bạn can talk?? (Mr. Chew penches with his paw. Skiper blocks him and strains to hold the paw back)
Mr. Chew: Of course I can! (Sarcastically) What (Punch) did bạn think bạn were the only sentient being on the planet? (Skipper blocks him)
Skipper: My abilities to come up with snappy one-liners are rusty today, so I’ll give it my best: Let’s tango!
(The two cú đấm and block some more)
(Nana, Kowalski, Rico and Private are fighting bởi the bookshelf. Rico regurgitates a grappling hook, which accidentally fires, nearly hitting Nana. It hits the lightswitch, blacking out all the lights except for the one directly above Mr. Chew and Skipper, who are practically Công chúa tóc mây from punching and blocking)
(Private knocks Nana backwards into Gladys’ record player, which starts up, playing an cổ hủ, cũ thời tango)
(Skipper and Mr. Chew try to free themselves, and do so to tango dance steps, unknowingly. They dip and spin. Skipper realizes what is going on and uses it to his advantage. Mr. Chew is swung around and spins right into the wall, knocking him uncoinscious just as the song ends. )
Nana: bạn bad birdies! Now it is time for Nana to teach bạn a lesson bạn will not forget! (She reaches into her cái ví, ví tiền and takes out a ball of yarn and knitting needles. She does a karate yell and a whoop, and swings the yarn and knitting needles like nunchucks, which bọc around the penguins)
Nana: (Drags the penguins closer to her) Now I have you! (Chuckles menacingly)
Rico: ( Looks at Skipper) Now?
Skipper: Now! Rico, go and work your magic!
(As Nana picks the penguins up, Rico regurgitates a tube of denture paste, which he squeezes onto Nana’s glasses. She drops the penguins, temporaily stunned as she tries to wipe the paste off. The penguins belly-slide out of the apartment)
(Nana walks around blindly and smacks her head into the door, knocking her unconscious. She falls back onto the couch, snoring loudly)
Scene IX: Central Park
(Max and Zoe are being chased bởi Gladys. They quickly dart behind a tree)
Gladys: (Out of breath) Kitties, come back! I have some nice tuna cá for (Pants) you! Whew, I need to sit down! (She sits on a bench nearest to Man and Zoe’s hiding spot)
(She starts running again and collides with someone, who is revealed to be Officer X, now Park Maintenance Worker X)
X: Grandma? What are bạn doing out here? bạn know bạn shouldn’t be running at your age!
Galdys: Xavier! Good to see you! How’s my yêu thích grandson doing today? I’m just trying to run after my kitties. They ran out of the apartment.
X: (Concerned) Grandma, let’s get bạn back home. And maybe to a pet store hoặc something where we can think about finally getting bạn a dog.
(They start to walk off)
Gladys: Can I adopt that sweet and cuddly little chó lớn giữ nhà, mastiff bạn told me about? What was his name again? Oh, right! Elmer!
X: (Chuckles nervously.) I don’t think your apartment allows chó the size of tanks. How’ bout a little pomeranian, người đào hoa instead?
(They are fully out of sight now. Max and Zoe sigh in relief.)
Scene X: chim cánh cụt HQ (Inside)
(The penguins are seated around their cinderblock table)
Private: Glad that’s finally over with!
Rico: (Sadly) Yeah.. but no kablamos this time.
Kowalski: (Consolingly) There will be other explosions, rico, believe bạn me.
(He perks up instantly and grins crazily)
Skipper: (Face-flippers) Aw, crud! I just realized we forgot something!
Private: What is it?
Skipper: We never found out what that code was!
Kowalski: I did some research. It’s just their natural method of cleaning themselves called (Air quotes) “grooming”. They do it all the time in the wild.
Skipper: (Considers this) Nah. I still think it’s a code.
Scene XI: The Chimp Habitat
(Mason and Phil are drinking trà together)
Mason: I say, old chap. Let’s practice our secret code again.
(Phil nods vigorously)
(They start scratching)
(Captions with translations)
Phil: “What do bạn think of that man over there gawking at us?”
Mason: “ I don’t rightly know. What do bạn think we should do?”
Phil: “Let’s fling poo at his stupid white car!”
(Camera shows a black screen. A loud “SPLAT!” is heard)
“My Car!” Guy: Not again!! Ugh! My car!
Voice Cast;
Skipper: Tom McGrath
Kowalski: Jeff Glenn Bennett
Rico: John DiMaggio
Private: James Patrick Stuart
Gladys: Rollanda Watts
Zoe: Ashley Bell
Max: Wayne Knight
Nana: Elisa Gabrielli
Mr. Chew: Dee Bradley Baker
Officer X: Cedric Yarborough
“My Car!” Guy: John DiMaggio
Mason: Conrad Vernon
Hi!
I want to practice to do works on requests. I have been thinking about it... on the labor bạn have to be able to provide their customer/employer what they ask for without any các câu hỏi and really make what they want otherwise they won't hire you. Well one ngày I have to apply for a job and when that time comes I want to be as prepared as I can be.
So, I am asking you, can bạn make a request on what bạn want me to draw/paint/sketching. Really, bạn can ask for everything! One rule! It has to be Penguins of Madagascar related (I assume bạn don't mind I want to paint PoM fanart, otherwise I wouldn't post this on this spot^^) Come on, it has to be something on your mind bạn would really like to see in a fanart. I want to see if I can pull it off hoặc if I bite off thêm than I can chew
greetings!
I want to practice to do works on requests. I have been thinking about it... on the labor bạn have to be able to provide their customer/employer what they ask for without any các câu hỏi and really make what they want otherwise they won't hire you. Well one ngày I have to apply for a job and when that time comes I want to be as prepared as I can be.
So, I am asking you, can bạn make a request on what bạn want me to draw/paint/sketching. Really, bạn can ask for everything! One rule! It has to be Penguins of Madagascar related (I assume bạn don't mind I want to paint PoM fanart, otherwise I wouldn't post this on this spot^^) Come on, it has to be something on your mind bạn would really like to see in a fanart. I want to see if I can pull it off hoặc if I bite off thêm than I can chew
greetings!
Can they save her?
Marlene:Guys, wake up! Hurry! Come on Doris needs your help!!!
* Kowalski jumps out of giường and since he was in the hàng đầu, đầu trang bunk, tries and sucessfully completes pulling the others out of thier bunks*
Kowalski: WHATS WRONG WITH DORIS?!?!?!
Marlene: Somethings wrong with her head, Kowalski!!!
*she says in an dramafied voice*
Marlene: Somethings not right.
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Im making it longer.
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*They all go to Doris's habitat*
Doris:Hello! Would bạn like some oatmeal?!?
Kowalski:Firstly, No. Secondly, bạn dont have a way to get oatmeal.
Skipper:He's right.
Doris:Oh, bạn all are just jealous because I can make oatmeal and bạn cant!
Private:No, we just came to rescue you!
Rico: AUGHHUH!
Doris:Why would I need rescued if im fine?
*Kowalski shakes his head doubtfully*
Next; Part 2
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