Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar Article: Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

posted by Cowtails

Very Mature Take One
SP: God Rico!! What is up with the KABOOM!! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!!
Rico: *sticks tongue out* KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM!!!
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *mocks* Very mature Rico.
Director: Cut!! Private, bạn were supposed to mock, too!!
Private: *whimpers* I can't!! It's mean!!
Director: *facepalm*

Very Mature Take Two
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Penguins: Very mature Rico.
Cowtails: *huff* bạn guys are so immature for army guys! Unlike me, I'm very mature.
SP: *holds out a plate of cookies* Want some?
Cowtails: *squeals* COOKIES!! *shoves a bunch in my mouth* *starts choking*
Director: CUT!! Cowtails, we almost had it!! bạn couldn't NOT choke?!
SP: Um...she's still choking...
Private: Shouldn't someone who knows the Heimlich maneuver do something?
Cowtails: *faint*
Director: GAH!! Not my co-star!! MEDIC!!!
SP: Co-star?
Director: bạn and Cowtails are the stars of this movie!! I đã đưa ý kiến I NEEDED A MEDIC!!

Kill Kowalski ngày Take One
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *glare* *stops running*
SP: *trips over Kowalski* WHAA!!
Director: CUT! Kowalski, why the heck did bạn stop?! Cowtails is supposed to say that!!
Kowalski: *huff* I still don't think we need that line...

Kill Kowalski ngày Take Two
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *still running*
Private/Rico/Skipper: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Kowalski: WHO'S SIDE ARE bạn ON?!

Crazy SP Take One
Cowtails/Penguins: *running and screaming*
Kowalski: bánh quy, cookie AND ICE CREAM!!
SP: Now you're gonna DOUBLE DIE!!
Kowalski: *screams*
Private: *wets the floor*
Director: CuT!! Private, that was great, but it's not in the script!!
Private: *whimpers* I know....

Died From Fright Take One
Cowtails/Skipper/Rico: *leaves and hides somewhere else*
Private: *trembles* H-hello Sweet P-Prippah...enjoying the weathah??
SP: I will kill bạn if bạn don't tell me where bạn Những người bạn are RIGHT NOW!!
Private: *falls over unconscious*
Director: Cut! Good! One scene without mistakes!!
SP: Um...I think he fainted for real...Wake up sweetie!! *nudges Private*
Cowtails: *snickering*
Private: *wakes up* Wh-what happened?? Did we finish the scene?

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take One
Cowtails: *running, carrying Skipper* *everyone else is unconscious* GAH! SORRY SWEETIE!! *drops Skipper*
Skipper: AAAHHH!!! *gets knocked out*
SP: YOU'RE tiếp theo COWTAILS!!
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...you um...um...LINE PLEASE!!
Director: CUT!!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Two
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT!! The line is "You're hair looks great today!" Not wonderful!
Cowtails: Does it matter?
Director: *facepalm* YES!!

(quite a while later)

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Twenty Four
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT AGAIN!!
Cowtails: *facepalm* OH MY GOD!! CAN'T WE JUST CHANGE THE LLINE?!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Thirty Seven
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks GREAT today..
SP: *swings knife*
Director: CUT!! Finally, the right line! Now, was that so hard?
Cowtails: *glare*
Kowalski: Now bạn did it.
Director: *runs*
Cowtails: *chases* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 4: xin chào Neighbor!

posted by Lexii23

Julien: *bursts into chim cánh cụt HQ through side door* Hello my loyal subjects! I demand bạn to meet our new neighbor! *wiggles eyebrows up and down/ smiles*
Skipper: *rolls his eyes then looks surprised* What?! New neighbor?!? Kowalski, how come this is the first im hearing of this?!?
Kowalski:*flips through a few papers* I dont understand! There is nothing on the charts! *rubs head*
Skipper: Ughh.. Well, where is he?
Julien: SHE is right here! *points to the doorway**smiles*
Lexii: *steps out of shadows and into the light nervously* *smiles shyly* Hi, Im Lexii.
Skipper: uhhhh... *smiles*
Private:...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 7: Funeral and Stories

posted by BirdG

Funeral and Stories

In the afternoon, Mason and Phil came back. They had gone to the edge of the forest where Marlene had found Private and now, they carried a bunch of white linen with them.

°.

They buried Kowalski in the light of sundown. They had dug a grave not far away from the oak; underneath some young birches, lowering their thin greened branches sadly over the dark stone, which Burt had dragged here as a grave stone. It was unshaved but deep grey and it did its sad effect…

The group of động vật stood around the hole and looked down. The chimpanzees, Marlene and Maurice had wrapped Kowalski's...

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Chronic Zombiism FOR REAL, THIS TIME! (a POM scary fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

Kowalski's in the park putting the finishing touches on his new laser. I find him and see what's going on.
Me: What are bạn doing, Kowalski?
K: Oh, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new Undeadinator.
Me: Let me guess, it brings anyone back from the dead?
K: And plants. Now, i just need to find a target.
Me: How about that dead sunflower across the street. (pointing across the street)
K: Good thinking. Now, I just need to aim percisely. (Kowalski shoots the laser, but instead of hitting the dead sunflower, it hits a truck with a mirror on it and bounces back to me knocking me on the ground)...

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Return of the Blowhole: Chapter 6: The ngày

posted by Metallica1147

Author's Note: Sorry for the wait everyone. School and family issues are holding me back from nghề viết văn this story. But I at lease I'm working on this when I can! Sorry everyone. Thos story will go on.

Chapter 6: The Date

Later that night Blowhole was almost ready for his ngày with Nori. Both Brandon and Marlene was helping him getting ready.

"So am I finally ready for me date?" asked Blowhole.

"Almost," đã đưa ý kiến Marlene, "Just one thêm thing."

"And what might that be?"

"A black rose for Nori." đã đưa ý kiến Brandon.

"What happen to the red rose?"

"Red hoa hồng are so overrated, Marlene, its all about black!"

"Fine,...

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The Story I Made In 20 phút

posted by ___Sophie___

Weird story

Kowalski: Aww….
Me: i know what will cure that frown.
Private: Finally! I am not winkied anymore..
Kowalski: What?! (sniffles)
Me: Let's make a new science experiment!!
Skipper: Oh no! Let me slap bạn with this FISH!!
Kowalski: Ahhh!!! (runs)
Skipper: What are bạn looking at?
Me: Nuuthing…..why are bạn looking at me with that glare on your face?
Skipper: I’m also gonna slap bạn with this cá if I’m done with Kowalski….
Me: What!?!

Me and Kowalski flees away…..

Me: Ok that didn't work! I'll just go with Rico instead. xin chào Rico!

Approaches Rico…

Rico! Wha?
Me: Want to tham gia me in my...

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The Deadly tam giác - [4]

posted by SummerPoM

Chapter 4 - Again

The same day, later.

All members were packing.
Their luggage contained enough for a few days. All bags had survival kit. But nothing was enough for survive in an island.
"Are bạn all ready?", Skipper asked cheerfully.
"YEAH!!", all people said.
"NO!!", Kowalski shouted.
"Why, soldier?", Skipper asked.
"I have a device that communicates and connects us to each other. It will help us."
"A Walkie-Talkie?", Private suggested.
"Yes", Kowalski sighed as he handed the walkie-talkies to everyone. "A Walkie-Talkie".
"Okay, are bạn ready now?", Skipper asked again.
"YEEEAH!!", all said.
"So here...

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It. Chapter 15: It's true form.

posted by 67Dodge

"Okay Pennywise!! hiển thị yourself now!!" yelled Maurice. A cough emerged and a fog with the image of Pennywise appeared there. "Hey there Skipper, can't find your best friend?" asked Pennywise. "Marlene? Of course bạn dumbass!! We Mất tích her to you!!" yelled Skipper. "Oh that's sad, very sad indeed, but you're in luck, cause I happen to know, where Marlene is," đã đưa ý kiến Pennywise with a grin on his face. "Then where is she?! I think you're lying!!" yelled Kowalski. "Let's see if Marlene here thinks I'm lying, Marlene, am I lying?" đã đưa ý kiến Pennywise, holding Marlene, who was limp and non-responsive. He...

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ngôi sao pengs ch 3: ngôi sao lover

posted by andresandru

The four entered with The Comander to an arena that was very large, it was al gray, the floor was divided in squares, just then the Comander stopped and turned around there he pulled out a gray cilinder with some black dots on it, he then pressed a button, and two large concrete blocks appeared, he then spoke

"I'll teach bạn how to use the plasma saber's power so well, that bạn will do this, blindfolded!" the Comander said, he then put a vend infront of his yes, and jumped and broke with one slice the two concrete blocks

"wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!" they all said

"her have yours!" the Comander...

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Mrs Yellymertington chp1: first Denmark, now Brazil?!

posted by andresandru

Skipper and he's team were preparing for a big race, they just found a new, manlier car, this was a race between Skipper and Private, if Private won, he would be accended to a higher rank, if skipper won, he would make Private a Private again, they were in the line to begin, while in the sits where the động vật espectated Mandy and Marlene had a discussion

"I bet 10 fishes that my lovely Private wil win!" Mandy told to Marlene

"I bet 10 fishes that skippy wins!" Marlene continued with the bet

"deal!" the both shouted

While in the road...

"ready gentlepengs!" kowalski shouted

"in your marks..."

"get...

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a coup of knifes ch2: where the heck is Private?!

posted by andresandru

::skipper view::

I was mad at what Private did, but not as much to do whatI did, I went out to apologize to him, but I didn't found him, instead I heard his voice

"HEEEEELP, ANYONE, HEEEELP!!!!" I heard

"Fast team, go, go,go, go, go!" I shouted to my team

WE passed running, but I forgot an important thing: Alice, she had heard the terrible squeak and was running to see what happened

"Rico!" I shouted to him, he knew what to do, he regurgitated a small gun, it had a special powder that made people go uncouncious, but then I realised something, she wasn't going for private, she was rushing... to the...

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It. Chapter 3: Oh God, the Fortune Cookies...

posted by 67Dodge

After another somber ngày at Central Park they had finally saw all the guests leave the zoo as usual. Skipper and his team haven't seen any sign of Pennywise all day, so they assumed the coast was clear. So they decided to go to Marlene's place to eat Chinese food. When the Penguins dialed the restaurant for an order, they got into their disguise and took their meal from the delivery man, and paid him as usual. As soon as the delivery man left, Skipper and his team got out the costume and headed to the zoo. "Alright now, we have to find a way to prove if Pennywise is responsible for the bloody...

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It. Chapter 1: Sewer encounters

posted by 67Dodge

Central Park was finally closing for the evening, it was a particularily exciting day, now that the situation with a gas leakage being fixed bởi Kowalski. After a few phút of guests leaving, Skipper then got up and stopped wagging his tail feathers for the guests. "Good job men!! We have finally flaunted our stuff out there for the kids!!" good job!!" praised Skipper. "Um, Skipper, if I may, isn't today "role check evening"?" asked Kowalski. "Right bạn are Kowalski!! We must do something to determine who goes out, alright, let's knock over the ninjas, whoever knocks the least amount of ninjas...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 4

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 4

Private and Marlene paused and looked at Skipper. He saw the whole thing, he now knew about their secret love.

"Private. Explain, NOW!" Skipper barked.

"Skippa! It's hard to say this…but…" Private was too nervous to say anything.

"But what?" Skipper asked with his flippers folded.

"It's just that…" Private stopped mid-sentence.

"Me and Private tình yêu each other." Marlene đã đưa ý kiến bluntly.

Skipper couldn't believe his eyes. Private was too young. He couldn't believe his eyes.

"Private…you can't tình yêu Marlene. She's too older than you." Skipper said.

"Excuse me?" Marlene said.

"Skippa! I'm not...

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The Blood Night Chapter 9: Beneath the ribbon

posted by 67Dodge

"Skippy, I'm sorry when I have to do this, bạn won't tình yêu me any less if I reveal what's behind this ribbon for me to escape, right?" asked Lilly. "Not a bit love, do what bạn need to do to help others," đã đưa ý kiến Skipper. "Are bạn so sure? What if bạn hate me?" asked Lilly. " I won't, I promise Lilly," đã đưa ý kiến Skipper reassuringly. Lilly then quickly kissed Skipper and began to tug at the knot. She started undoing the first knot and she tried to hold back tears of shame at herself for hiển thị Skipper her secret. She had succesfully undid the first knot on her chuỗi hạt, chuỗi hạt cườm and felt ashamed further still....

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The Magical Smart Tonic Pt 1

posted by Cherpeng

Before sunrise on a beautiful Friday, everyone in the zoo (only the animals) were packed up in the gift cửa hàng wondering why there was a meeting. Everyone was so excited and chit chatting they didn't hear Skipper yell "QUIET!!" in a very firm tone. Finally, Private screamed in the hàng đầu, đầu trang of his lungs "BE QUIET SKIPPER WANTS TO TELL bạn SOMETHING!!" Everyone finally quieted down and looked at Private, then Skipper, then Rico and then Kowalski.

It was quiet for a moment until King Julian yelled "Welcome động vật to the King Julian annual gathering!" Skipper slapped himself on the forehead and đã đưa ý kiến "RING...

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The Blood Night Chapter 7: Dr. Murdoch

posted by 67Dodge

"What do bạn suppose 'go through the zombie's eye' mean Skippah?" asked Private. "I think it's some actual formation that just LOOKS like a zombie's eye I guess," đã đưa ý kiến Skipper. "Well all we know it's southwest and we must find it in order to get to Lord Murdoch's castle," đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski. "Lets keep going, it might be bound to be there.....somewhere..." đã đưa ý kiến Marlene. Rico then put his flipper in his beak and looked around with his flipper pointed out, sniffing the air, then pointed to a large, drawn-out, vòng tròn that looked like an eye on the dirt ground. "I think that's it!! It must be the zombie's...

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New friends!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

It's a dark night in the Central Park Zoo, and Skipper and the guys are patroling the perimiter of the zoo. "Skipper...can we PLEASE go to bed. Everyone's asleep and nothing is going on!" Lilly asked, her eyes nearly shut. Kowalski and Rico were leaned up against the side of the Rhino habitat, falling asleep. "WAKE UP bạn TWO!" Skipper yelled, causing the two penguins to fall over. Lilly, Skipper and Private began to laugh, when suddenly they heard a loud CRASH!!! "Come on!" Skipper ordered, then he slid twoards the bãi rác, dumpster at the back of the zoo.
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The Goo Changer (Part4) Back to the goo

posted by have64

broken Plastic Knife

Place:Central Park
Time:Do it matter?

Have:Now that I escaped your Death Rockets, permission for my sword back.

Skipper:Denied!

Have:Why. D:(

Skipper:Because, when bạn where running I thought that I was going soft on you. So bạn will work your way up to your sword.
(Skipper hands Have a plastic knife)
Have:But..

Skipper:No Buts. Back too the base.
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Place:Base
Time:classified

Private:Whats wrong?

Have:Nothing, I don't wanna talk about it.

Private:Just tell me.

Have:Skipper replaced my awesome sword with a plastic knife.

Private:Well I'm sure bạn can still...

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The death forest (The adventure begins)

posted by Colonelpenguin

It was a cold autumn morning and the penguins and I we're bored.
Kowalski:Let's do something
Me:Um... we can play blowing in my house
All:NO!
Me:sesh okay mister Oh.. we're bored do bạn have something better.
All:...
Me:that's what I thought.
Skipper:You know the forest behind us.
Me:There's a forest behind me (saying sarcastically)
Jeremy:there is and whats my name I forgot.
Me:Jeremy retard!
Jeremy:I thought I was Skipper.
Me:(sucker punches him)
Jeremy:Ow Lilly!
Me:I not Lilly I'm Kaitlyn bạn twit!
Jeremy:Oh really.
Me:Yes,really!
Skipper:If we keep on fighting we will be in this house all day!
Rico:FISH!...

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Switcheroo!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly looked around at the mechanisms of the bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô machine, but was unable to figure out how to turn it off. She had seen Kowalski do this kind of stuff hundreds of times, but it never really applied to her! "Help! The delicious salty treats are smothering me!" Julien cried from above. "Hang in there Julien!" Lilly shouted back, trying toget the situation under controll. "Okay,okay. What would Kowalski do?" Lilly muttered to herself as she randomly picked up wires. Then she saw two purple wires connected to two black ones. "Hey. Those wires are similar to the ones Kowalski needs..." Lilly's...