ngẫu nhiên things in PoM comedy
(these happen when I'm spying on them)
* Marlene and Skipper are in a room together*
Marlene: So, Skipper I was wondering if you, um-
Skipper: *burp*
Marlene: *not amused face*
Me: *to myself* Now that's true love. :)
* Kowalski and Private are in the HQ* * Kowalski is trying to explain something to Private*
Kowalski: And that's Murphy's law.
Private: Who's Murphy?
Me: Hehe
* switch to dumb Kowalski* * Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*
Private: Come on Kowalski, bạn must still have some smart still in you!
Kowalski: Because I hate, drumroll please,
Private: *sigh*
Kowalski: * in his really dumb voice* Peanut-butter!
Me: Nope...
*still dumb Kowalski* *Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*
Private: Can bạn still count to pi?
Kowalski: Pie? I tình yêu pie! What is pie?
Private: *sigh*
* Julien is talking to Mort (coincidently)*
Mort: Can bạn really climb up the tường will a toilet plunger?
Julien: * thinks not very hard* Try it and stay away from me.
Mort: Okay! * runs to find a toilet plunger*
Me: Oh, no.* face-flipper*
*Kowalski, Rico, and Private are in a room*
Private: *stands bởi the door* Does anyone want-
*Skipper rushes in and accidentally slams the door on Private*
Skipper: Emergency! *sees what he did* Oops.
*it is very early and the team has to go on a mission* *all but Skipper are very drowsy*
Skipper: *to the others* Hurry up! We might miss him!
Kowalski: Sorry. It's just hard to do a mission on an empty stomach.
Private: *falls down*
Skipper: Alright, alright. *reaches into Rico's mouth and pulls out something* I brought Winkies!
Private: *gets up* Yay!
*Mort is in a haunted house*
Mort: *hears an organ that is suppose to be playing itself* That's creeeepy!
*Julien is in his lounge chair* *Maurice is bringing him a smoothie* *Mort really wants to hug the feet*
Maurice: *gives Julien the smoothie* Here bạn go, your Majesty.
Julien: I đã đưa ý kiến I wanted a coconut smoothie!
Maurice: No bạn didn't.
Julien: Well now I am doing it! *bonks Maurice on the head*
Mort: *can't stand waiting anymore* The FEET! *hugs Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks him off*
Me: *snicker* And the three stooges live.
*I am with Hans and he is telling me his evil plan*
Hans: *finishes* *evil laugh* MWAA HA HA HA!
Me: What's with the evil laugh?
Hans: Were bạn even listening to my evil plan?
Me: Nope. *giggle*
*The team needs to retrieve something from a construction sight*
Skipper: Let's go. *goes in construction site*
Private: Shouldn't bạn wear a hard hat hoặc something?
Rico: Yeah!
Skipper: My head is my hard hat.
Kowalski: Then that sign that says "DANGER falling objects" should oppose bạn no threat.
Skipper: Wha- *something falls on his head* Ow...
*Skipper is lying in bed* *an alarm clock rings*
Skipper: *hits it with a mallet* *clock keeps ringing* *he hits it again*
*this is suppose to be a blooper*
*Blowhole is hát the song "I want to control you" from The return of the revenge of Dr. Blowhole*
Blowhole: I, Donna control you! I, I Donna make bạn make you-
Lobster: Who's Donna?
Director: Cut! Cut! Cut! Blowhole, wanna, not Donna.
Blowhole: It sounds alike! Dolphins don't have good ears!
Lobster: They have a big brains.
Director: Retake! Go!
Blowhole: I, wanna control you! I, I wanna make bạn smile!
Director: Cut! It's mine, not smile!
Blowhole: bạn know dolphins don't-
Director: Retake!
Blowhole: I wanna make bạn mine, I got a potion for devotion-
Director: Stop! Stop! Just read the script!
Blowhole: Well-
Director: Retake!
Blowhole: I, I wanna make bạn mine! I got an ocean of devotion, and you're the pone for-
Director: What did I say?!
Lobster: I might have probably, accidentally, maybe-
Director: Let's just finish so we can get this over!
Blowhole: I got an ocean of devotion, and you're the one for me. And you're the one for Leeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Director: I'm getting angry...
Lobster: Maybe if-
Director: Oh, be quiet. Retake!
Blowhole: And you're the one for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
How was that?
Director: I didn't say cut!
Blowhole: bạn just did.
Director: >:^(
*this is not a blooper*
*Rico is near Mort*
Rico: *throughs up a bomb and throughs it to Mort*
Mort: Are we playing hot potato? :D
Bomb: *explodes*
Mort: *flies up in the air* Wheee! *lands on Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks Mort back to Rico*
Mort: Wheee!
Rico: *throughs up another bomb and throughs it to Mort again*
Mort: Yay! Hot potato! *throughs it back to Rico*
Rico: Wait wha?
Bomb: *explodes again*
Rico: *flies up in the air and lands on Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks him off*
Rico: *flies again and lands on the rhino*
Rhino: Is there something on my back? *turns and sees Rico* It's you. *kicks him off*
Rico: *lands on the pile of bananas the gorillas are eating*
Badda: Don't mess with the bananas.
Bing: *throughs him off*
Rico: *lands under the elephant*
Bert: *sits on Rico*
Rico: Uhhhhh!
Bert: Who's under there? *pulls Rico out and blows him back to the penguins habitat*
Rico: *lands in front of Skipper*
Skipper: Now what did I tell bạn about playing pass the bomb?
Rico: Heh, heh, heh.
*this is not really one, but it was so funny I had to include it*
*Private is in the HQ bởi the table*
Kowalski: *comes over* How would bạn like to fly?
Private: Could I really?
Kowalski: No. *goes into his lab* *invents something that defies gravity*
Kowalski: *comes out and shoots Private with it*
Private: *begins to rise off the ground* Wheee!
Kowalski: Ta da!
Private: Wheee! Wow! *slips through the entrance and continues to rise*
Kowalski: *chuckle*
Private: *rises up into the sky* *hits a few clouds* Ow. Ow. Ow.
Private: *hits a darkening cloud* *bounces off of it and onto the ground* *lands in Dr. blowhole's lair*
Dr. Blowhole: I would have set a trap if I'd knew bạn were coming.
Private: * goes up and hits the cloud* *comes down* * repeats this numerous times*
Dr. Blowhole: Hey! Your breaking my lair! * lair is cracking on the ceiling*
Private: Wheee!
Dr. Blowhole: Aaaahhhhh! *lair collapses on him*
* it suddenly starts raining and a wind sends Private back to the chim cánh cụt habitat*
Private: Wow! That was fun!
Kowalski: What did bạn do?
Private: Nothing * smiles and giggles*
Kowalski: * rolls his eyes*
* Kowalski is using his time machine*
Kowalski: *steps into the age of dinosaurs* Wow, it worked! I'm all the way in the-
Dinosaur: * steps on him*
*Private is near Skipper with a deck of cards*
Private: Want to play SlapJack with me?
Skipper: Okay. * slaps Private*
* Kowalski is outside the habitat with the other penguins and is going on and on about science*
Kowalski: Then if bạn put the vinegar in with the acid, it causes a phòng bếp, nhà bếp explosion. Hey, did bạn know that there are two ways hoa can pollinate? And they can also- * keeps on talking boringly*
Me: *leans out from my hiding place and whispers in Skipper's earhole* What planet is he from?
Skipper: * rolls eyes*
* Skipper and Hans are fighting*
Skipper: *tackles Hans*
Hans: What did I ever do to you! *stops for a second*
Hans: one, two, three, four...
THE END!
Please bình luận on your yêu thích one!
(these happen when I'm spying on them)
* Marlene and Skipper are in a room together*
Marlene: So, Skipper I was wondering if you, um-
Skipper: *burp*
Marlene: *not amused face*
Me: *to myself* Now that's true love. :)
* Kowalski and Private are in the HQ* * Kowalski is trying to explain something to Private*
Kowalski: And that's Murphy's law.
Private: Who's Murphy?
Me: Hehe
* switch to dumb Kowalski* * Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*
Private: Come on Kowalski, bạn must still have some smart still in you!
Kowalski: Because I hate, drumroll please,
Private: *sigh*
Kowalski: * in his really dumb voice* Peanut-butter!
Me: Nope...
*still dumb Kowalski* *Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*
Private: Can bạn still count to pi?
Kowalski: Pie? I tình yêu pie! What is pie?
Private: *sigh*
* Julien is talking to Mort (coincidently)*
Mort: Can bạn really climb up the tường will a toilet plunger?
Julien: * thinks not very hard* Try it and stay away from me.
Mort: Okay! * runs to find a toilet plunger*
Me: Oh, no.* face-flipper*
*Kowalski, Rico, and Private are in a room*
Private: *stands bởi the door* Does anyone want-
*Skipper rushes in and accidentally slams the door on Private*
Skipper: Emergency! *sees what he did* Oops.
*it is very early and the team has to go on a mission* *all but Skipper are very drowsy*
Skipper: *to the others* Hurry up! We might miss him!
Kowalski: Sorry. It's just hard to do a mission on an empty stomach.
Private: *falls down*
Skipper: Alright, alright. *reaches into Rico's mouth and pulls out something* I brought Winkies!
Private: *gets up* Yay!
*Mort is in a haunted house*
Mort: *hears an organ that is suppose to be playing itself* That's creeeepy!
*Julien is in his lounge chair* *Maurice is bringing him a smoothie* *Mort really wants to hug the feet*
Maurice: *gives Julien the smoothie* Here bạn go, your Majesty.
Julien: I đã đưa ý kiến I wanted a coconut smoothie!
Maurice: No bạn didn't.
Julien: Well now I am doing it! *bonks Maurice on the head*
Mort: *can't stand waiting anymore* The FEET! *hugs Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks him off*
Me: *snicker* And the three stooges live.
*I am with Hans and he is telling me his evil plan*
Hans: *finishes* *evil laugh* MWAA HA HA HA!
Me: What's with the evil laugh?
Hans: Were bạn even listening to my evil plan?
Me: Nope. *giggle*
*The team needs to retrieve something from a construction sight*
Skipper: Let's go. *goes in construction site*
Private: Shouldn't bạn wear a hard hat hoặc something?
Rico: Yeah!
Skipper: My head is my hard hat.
Kowalski: Then that sign that says "DANGER falling objects" should oppose bạn no threat.
Skipper: Wha- *something falls on his head* Ow...
*Skipper is lying in bed* *an alarm clock rings*
Skipper: *hits it with a mallet* *clock keeps ringing* *he hits it again*
*this is suppose to be a blooper*
*Blowhole is hát the song "I want to control you" from The return of the revenge of Dr. Blowhole*
Blowhole: I, Donna control you! I, I Donna make bạn make you-
Lobster: Who's Donna?
Director: Cut! Cut! Cut! Blowhole, wanna, not Donna.
Blowhole: It sounds alike! Dolphins don't have good ears!
Lobster: They have a big brains.
Director: Retake! Go!
Blowhole: I, wanna control you! I, I wanna make bạn smile!
Director: Cut! It's mine, not smile!
Blowhole: bạn know dolphins don't-
Director: Retake!
Blowhole: I wanna make bạn mine, I got a potion for devotion-
Director: Stop! Stop! Just read the script!
Blowhole: Well-
Director: Retake!
Blowhole: I, I wanna make bạn mine! I got an ocean of devotion, and you're the pone for-
Director: What did I say?!
Lobster: I might have probably, accidentally, maybe-
Director: Let's just finish so we can get this over!
Blowhole: I got an ocean of devotion, and you're the one for me. And you're the one for Leeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Director: I'm getting angry...
Lobster: Maybe if-
Director: Oh, be quiet. Retake!
Blowhole: And you're the one for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
How was that?
Director: I didn't say cut!
Blowhole: bạn just did.
Director: >:^(
*this is not a blooper*
*Rico is near Mort*
Rico: *throughs up a bomb and throughs it to Mort*
Mort: Are we playing hot potato? :D
Bomb: *explodes*
Mort: *flies up in the air* Wheee! *lands on Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks Mort back to Rico*
Mort: Wheee!
Rico: *throughs up another bomb and throughs it to Mort again*
Mort: Yay! Hot potato! *throughs it back to Rico*
Rico: Wait wha?
Bomb: *explodes again*
Rico: *flies up in the air and lands on Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks him off*
Rico: *flies again and lands on the rhino*
Rhino: Is there something on my back? *turns and sees Rico* It's you. *kicks him off*
Rico: *lands on the pile of bananas the gorillas are eating*
Badda: Don't mess with the bananas.
Bing: *throughs him off*
Rico: *lands under the elephant*
Bert: *sits on Rico*
Rico: Uhhhhh!
Bert: Who's under there? *pulls Rico out and blows him back to the penguins habitat*
Rico: *lands in front of Skipper*
Skipper: Now what did I tell bạn about playing pass the bomb?
Rico: Heh, heh, heh.
*this is not really one, but it was so funny I had to include it*
*Private is in the HQ bởi the table*
Kowalski: *comes over* How would bạn like to fly?
Private: Could I really?
Kowalski: No. *goes into his lab* *invents something that defies gravity*
Kowalski: *comes out and shoots Private with it*
Private: *begins to rise off the ground* Wheee!
Kowalski: Ta da!
Private: Wheee! Wow! *slips through the entrance and continues to rise*
Kowalski: *chuckle*
Private: *rises up into the sky* *hits a few clouds* Ow. Ow. Ow.
Private: *hits a darkening cloud* *bounces off of it and onto the ground* *lands in Dr. blowhole's lair*
Dr. Blowhole: I would have set a trap if I'd knew bạn were coming.
Private: * goes up and hits the cloud* *comes down* * repeats this numerous times*
Dr. Blowhole: Hey! Your breaking my lair! * lair is cracking on the ceiling*
Private: Wheee!
Dr. Blowhole: Aaaahhhhh! *lair collapses on him*
* it suddenly starts raining and a wind sends Private back to the chim cánh cụt habitat*
Private: Wow! That was fun!
Kowalski: What did bạn do?
Private: Nothing * smiles and giggles*
Kowalski: * rolls his eyes*
* Kowalski is using his time machine*
Kowalski: *steps into the age of dinosaurs* Wow, it worked! I'm all the way in the-
Dinosaur: * steps on him*
*Private is near Skipper with a deck of cards*
Private: Want to play SlapJack with me?
Skipper: Okay. * slaps Private*
* Kowalski is outside the habitat with the other penguins and is going on and on about science*
Kowalski: Then if bạn put the vinegar in with the acid, it causes a phòng bếp, nhà bếp explosion. Hey, did bạn know that there are two ways hoa can pollinate? And they can also- * keeps on talking boringly*
Me: *leans out from my hiding place and whispers in Skipper's earhole* What planet is he from?
Skipper: * rolls eyes*
* Skipper and Hans are fighting*
Skipper: *tackles Hans*
Hans: What did I ever do to you! *stops for a second*
Hans: one, two, three, four...
THE END!
Please bình luận on your yêu thích one!
Skipper surprised face when Cream said "yes".
"Today in school, I wasn't able to understand the lessons ( still I got perfect scores in each test and quiz)and I didn't know who was the person ho stalked me but I still learned something important that I am..........AWESOME!!!!"
(Skipper also learned this and also the other POM Characters"
.Okay I have nothing else to say, tình yêu ya all..I just made this t pass the time....
I also learned that everyone in this club is awesome.......believe it hoặc not...you are awesome..
That's what I learned...
Dr. Blowhole
