ngẫu nhiên things in PoM comedy
(these happen when I'm spying on them)
* Marlene and Skipper are in a room together*
Marlene: So, Skipper I was wondering if you, um-
Skipper: *burp*
Marlene: *not amused face*
Me: *to myself* Now that's true love. :)
* Kowalski and Private are in the HQ* * Kowalski is trying to explain something to Private*
Kowalski: And that's Murphy's law.
Private: Who's Murphy?
Me: Hehe
* switch to dumb Kowalski* * Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*
Private: Come on Kowalski, bạn must still have some smart still in you!
Kowalski: Because I hate, drumroll please,
Private: *sigh*
Kowalski: * in his really dumb voice* Peanut-butter!
Me: Nope...
*still dumb Kowalski* *Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*
Private: Can bạn still count to pi?
Kowalski: Pie? I tình yêu pie! What is pie?
Private: *sigh*
* Julien is talking to Mort (coincidently)*
Mort: Can bạn really climb up the tường will a toilet plunger?
Julien: * thinks not very hard* Try it and stay away from me.
Mort: Okay! * runs to find a toilet plunger*
Me: Oh, no.* face-flipper*
*Kowalski, Rico, and Private are in a room*
Private: *stands bởi the door* Does anyone want-
*Skipper rushes in and accidentally slams the door on Private*
Skipper: Emergency! *sees what he did* Oops.
*it is very early and the team has to go on a mission* *all but Skipper are very drowsy*
Skipper: *to the others* Hurry up! We might miss him!
Kowalski: Sorry. It's just hard to do a mission on an empty stomach.
Private: *falls down*
Skipper: Alright, alright. *reaches into Rico's mouth and pulls out something* I brought Winkies!
Private: *gets up* Yay!
*Mort is in a haunted house*
Mort: *hears an organ that is suppose to be playing itself* That's creeeepy!
*Julien is in his lounge chair* *Maurice is bringing him a smoothie* *Mort really wants to hug the feet*
Maurice: *gives Julien the smoothie* Here bạn go, your Majesty.
Julien: I đã đưa ý kiến I wanted a coconut smoothie!
Maurice: No bạn didn't.
Julien: Well now I am doing it! *bonks Maurice on the head*
Mort: *can't stand waiting anymore* The FEET! *hugs Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks him off*
Me: *snicker* And the three stooges live.
*I am with Hans and he is telling me his evil plan*
Hans: *finishes* *evil laugh* MWAA HA HA HA!
Me: What's with the evil laugh?
Hans: Were bạn even listening to my evil plan?
Me: Nope. *giggle*
*The team needs to retrieve something from a construction sight*
Skipper: Let's go. *goes in construction site*
Private: Shouldn't bạn wear a hard hat hoặc something?
Rico: Yeah!
Skipper: My head is my hard hat.
Kowalski: Then that sign that says "DANGER falling objects" should oppose bạn no threat.
Skipper: Wha- *something falls on his head* Ow...
*Skipper is lying in bed* *an alarm clock rings*
Skipper: *hits it with a mallet* *clock keeps ringing* *he hits it again*
*this is suppose to be a blooper*
*Blowhole is hát the song "I want to control you" from The return of the revenge of Dr. Blowhole*
Blowhole: I, Donna control you! I, I Donna make bạn make you-
Lobster: Who's Donna?
Director: Cut! Cut! Cut! Blowhole, wanna, not Donna.
Blowhole: It sounds alike! Dolphins don't have good ears!
Lobster: They have a big brains.
Director: Retake! Go!
Blowhole: I, wanna control you! I, I wanna make bạn smile!
Director: Cut! It's mine, not smile!
Blowhole: bạn know dolphins don't-
Director: Retake!
Blowhole: I wanna make bạn mine, I got a potion for devotion-
Director: Stop! Stop! Just read the script!
Blowhole: Well-
Director: Retake!
Blowhole: I, I wanna make bạn mine! I got an ocean of devotion, and you're the pone for-
Director: What did I say?!
Lobster: I might have probably, accidentally, maybe-
Director: Let's just finish so we can get this over!
Blowhole: I got an ocean of devotion, and you're the one for me. And you're the one for Leeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Director: I'm getting angry...
Lobster: Maybe if-
Director: Oh, be quiet. Retake!
Blowhole: And you're the one for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
How was that?
Director: I didn't say cut!
Blowhole: bạn just did.
Director: >:^(
*this is not a blooper*
*Rico is near Mort*
Rico: *throughs up a bomb and throughs it to Mort*
Mort: Are we playing hot potato? :D
Bomb: *explodes*
Mort: *flies up in the air* Wheee! *lands on Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks Mort back to Rico*
Mort: Wheee!
Rico: *throughs up another bomb and throughs it to Mort again*
Mort: Yay! Hot potato! *throughs it back to Rico*
Rico: Wait wha?
Bomb: *explodes again*
Rico: *flies up in the air and lands on Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks him off*
Rico: *flies again and lands on the rhino*
Rhino: Is there something on my back? *turns and sees Rico* It's you. *kicks him off*
Rico: *lands on the pile of bananas the gorillas are eating*
Badda: Don't mess with the bananas.
Bing: *throughs him off*
Rico: *lands under the elephant*
Bert: *sits on Rico*
Rico: Uhhhhh!
Bert: Who's under there? *pulls Rico out and blows him back to the penguins habitat*
Rico: *lands in front of Skipper*
Skipper: Now what did I tell bạn about playing pass the bomb?
Rico: Heh, heh, heh.
*this is not really one, but it was so funny I had to include it*
*Private is in the HQ bởi the table*
Kowalski: *comes over* How would bạn like to fly?
Private: Could I really?
Kowalski: No. *goes into his lab* *invents something that defies gravity*
Kowalski: *comes out and shoots Private with it*
Private: *begins to rise off the ground* Wheee!
Kowalski: Ta da!
Private: Wheee! Wow! *slips through the entrance and continues to rise*
Kowalski: *chuckle*
Private: *rises up into the sky* *hits a few clouds* Ow. Ow. Ow.
Private: *hits a darkening cloud* *bounces off of it and onto the ground* *lands in Dr. blowhole's lair*
Dr. Blowhole: I would have set a trap if I'd knew bạn were coming.
Private: * goes up and hits the cloud* *comes down* * repeats this numerous times*
Dr. Blowhole: Hey! Your breaking my lair! * lair is cracking on the ceiling*
Private: Wheee!
Dr. Blowhole: Aaaahhhhh! *lair collapses on him*
* it suddenly starts raining and a wind sends Private back to the chim cánh cụt habitat*
Private: Wow! That was fun!
Kowalski: What did bạn do?
Private: Nothing * smiles and giggles*
Kowalski: * rolls his eyes*
* Kowalski is using his time machine*
Kowalski: *steps into the age of dinosaurs* Wow, it worked! I'm all the way in the-
Dinosaur: * steps on him*
*Private is near Skipper with a deck of cards*
Private: Want to play SlapJack with me?
Skipper: Okay. * slaps Private*
* Kowalski is outside the habitat with the other penguins and is going on and on about science*
Kowalski: Then if bạn put the vinegar in with the acid, it causes a phòng bếp, nhà bếp explosion. Hey, did bạn know that there are two ways hoa can pollinate? And they can also- * keeps on talking boringly*
Me: *leans out from my hiding place and whispers in Skipper's earhole* What planet is he from?
Skipper: * rolls eyes*
* Skipper and Hans are fighting*
Skipper: *tackles Hans*
Hans: What did I ever do to you! *stops for a second*
Hans: one, two, three, four...
THE END!
Please bình luận on your yêu thích one!
(these happen when I'm spying on them)
* Marlene and Skipper are in a room together*
Marlene: So, Skipper I was wondering if you, um-
Skipper: *burp*
Marlene: *not amused face*
Me: *to myself* Now that's true love. :)
* Kowalski and Private are in the HQ* * Kowalski is trying to explain something to Private*
Kowalski: And that's Murphy's law.
Private: Who's Murphy?
Me: Hehe
* switch to dumb Kowalski* * Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*
Private: Come on Kowalski, bạn must still have some smart still in you!
Kowalski: Because I hate, drumroll please,
Private: *sigh*
Kowalski: * in his really dumb voice* Peanut-butter!
Me: Nope...
*still dumb Kowalski* *Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*
Private: Can bạn still count to pi?
Kowalski: Pie? I tình yêu pie! What is pie?
Private: *sigh*
* Julien is talking to Mort (coincidently)*
Mort: Can bạn really climb up the tường will a toilet plunger?
Julien: * thinks not very hard* Try it and stay away from me.
Mort: Okay! * runs to find a toilet plunger*
Me: Oh, no.* face-flipper*
*Kowalski, Rico, and Private are in a room*
Private: *stands bởi the door* Does anyone want-
*Skipper rushes in and accidentally slams the door on Private*
Skipper: Emergency! *sees what he did* Oops.
*it is very early and the team has to go on a mission* *all but Skipper are very drowsy*
Skipper: *to the others* Hurry up! We might miss him!
Kowalski: Sorry. It's just hard to do a mission on an empty stomach.
Private: *falls down*
Skipper: Alright, alright. *reaches into Rico's mouth and pulls out something* I brought Winkies!
Private: *gets up* Yay!
*Mort is in a haunted house*
Mort: *hears an organ that is suppose to be playing itself* That's creeeepy!
*Julien is in his lounge chair* *Maurice is bringing him a smoothie* *Mort really wants to hug the feet*
Maurice: *gives Julien the smoothie* Here bạn go, your Majesty.
Julien: I đã đưa ý kiến I wanted a coconut smoothie!
Maurice: No bạn didn't.
Julien: Well now I am doing it! *bonks Maurice on the head*
Mort: *can't stand waiting anymore* The FEET! *hugs Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks him off*
Me: *snicker* And the three stooges live.
*I am with Hans and he is telling me his evil plan*
Hans: *finishes* *evil laugh* MWAA HA HA HA!
Me: What's with the evil laugh?
Hans: Were bạn even listening to my evil plan?
Me: Nope. *giggle*
*The team needs to retrieve something from a construction sight*
Skipper: Let's go. *goes in construction site*
Private: Shouldn't bạn wear a hard hat hoặc something?
Rico: Yeah!
Skipper: My head is my hard hat.
Kowalski: Then that sign that says "DANGER falling objects" should oppose bạn no threat.
Skipper: Wha- *something falls on his head* Ow...
*Skipper is lying in bed* *an alarm clock rings*
Skipper: *hits it with a mallet* *clock keeps ringing* *he hits it again*
*this is suppose to be a blooper*
*Blowhole is hát the song "I want to control you" from The return of the revenge of Dr. Blowhole*
Blowhole: I, Donna control you! I, I Donna make bạn make you-
Lobster: Who's Donna?
Director: Cut! Cut! Cut! Blowhole, wanna, not Donna.
Blowhole: It sounds alike! Dolphins don't have good ears!
Lobster: They have a big brains.
Director: Retake! Go!
Blowhole: I, wanna control you! I, I wanna make bạn smile!
Director: Cut! It's mine, not smile!
Blowhole: bạn know dolphins don't-
Director: Retake!
Blowhole: I wanna make bạn mine, I got a potion for devotion-
Director: Stop! Stop! Just read the script!
Blowhole: Well-
Director: Retake!
Blowhole: I, I wanna make bạn mine! I got an ocean of devotion, and you're the pone for-
Director: What did I say?!
Lobster: I might have probably, accidentally, maybe-
Director: Let's just finish so we can get this over!
Blowhole: I got an ocean of devotion, and you're the one for me. And you're the one for Leeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Director: I'm getting angry...
Lobster: Maybe if-
Director: Oh, be quiet. Retake!
Blowhole: And you're the one for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
How was that?
Director: I didn't say cut!
Blowhole: bạn just did.
Director: >:^(
*this is not a blooper*
*Rico is near Mort*
Rico: *throughs up a bomb and throughs it to Mort*
Mort: Are we playing hot potato? :D
Bomb: *explodes*
Mort: *flies up in the air* Wheee! *lands on Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks Mort back to Rico*
Mort: Wheee!
Rico: *throughs up another bomb and throughs it to Mort again*
Mort: Yay! Hot potato! *throughs it back to Rico*
Rico: Wait wha?
Bomb: *explodes again*
Rico: *flies up in the air and lands on Julien's feet*
Julien: Not the feet! *kicks him off*
Rico: *flies again and lands on the rhino*
Rhino: Is there something on my back? *turns and sees Rico* It's you. *kicks him off*
Rico: *lands on the pile of bananas the gorillas are eating*
Badda: Don't mess with the bananas.
Bing: *throughs him off*
Rico: *lands under the elephant*
Bert: *sits on Rico*
Rico: Uhhhhh!
Bert: Who's under there? *pulls Rico out and blows him back to the penguins habitat*
Rico: *lands in front of Skipper*
Skipper: Now what did I tell bạn about playing pass the bomb?
Rico: Heh, heh, heh.
*this is not really one, but it was so funny I had to include it*
*Private is in the HQ bởi the table*
Kowalski: *comes over* How would bạn like to fly?
Private: Could I really?
Kowalski: No. *goes into his lab* *invents something that defies gravity*
Kowalski: *comes out and shoots Private with it*
Private: *begins to rise off the ground* Wheee!
Kowalski: Ta da!
Private: Wheee! Wow! *slips through the entrance and continues to rise*
Kowalski: *chuckle*
Private: *rises up into the sky* *hits a few clouds* Ow. Ow. Ow.
Private: *hits a darkening cloud* *bounces off of it and onto the ground* *lands in Dr. blowhole's lair*
Dr. Blowhole: I would have set a trap if I'd knew bạn were coming.
Private: * goes up and hits the cloud* *comes down* * repeats this numerous times*
Dr. Blowhole: Hey! Your breaking my lair! * lair is cracking on the ceiling*
Private: Wheee!
Dr. Blowhole: Aaaahhhhh! *lair collapses on him*
* it suddenly starts raining and a wind sends Private back to the chim cánh cụt habitat*
Private: Wow! That was fun!
Kowalski: What did bạn do?
Private: Nothing * smiles and giggles*
Kowalski: * rolls his eyes*
* Kowalski is using his time machine*
Kowalski: *steps into the age of dinosaurs* Wow, it worked! I'm all the way in the-
Dinosaur: * steps on him*
*Private is near Skipper with a deck of cards*
Private: Want to play SlapJack with me?
Skipper: Okay. * slaps Private*
* Kowalski is outside the habitat with the other penguins and is going on and on about science*
Kowalski: Then if bạn put the vinegar in with the acid, it causes a phòng bếp, nhà bếp explosion. Hey, did bạn know that there are two ways hoa can pollinate? And they can also- * keeps on talking boringly*
Me: *leans out from my hiding place and whispers in Skipper's earhole* What planet is he from?
Skipper: * rolls eyes*
* Skipper and Hans are fighting*
Skipper: *tackles Hans*
Hans: What did I ever do to you! *stops for a second*
Hans: one, two, three, four...
THE END!
Please bình luận on your yêu thích one!
So we decided to play hide and seek I was the seeker first so the first chim cánh cụt i found was Rico and then Skipper and Kowalski and Lily.
Rico was mad when he was the seeker and thought it will be fun if he murdered someone hoặc a lots of someones.
so i hid it the hotdog cart.kowalski was hiding in the con voi habitat and skipper and lily hid together.
Rico held a bat and hit kowalski and he ran off and he was so happy because he never felt so good before. It started to rain mèo and chó it was nasty out we all went in the HQ without Kowalski following in and we started to worry where he was and we went back out nowhere to be found and we found the bat and the body
