Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar Article: chim cánh cụt Bloopers: Romantic đàn ghi ta, guitar <3 (from Littlefoot)

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chim cánh cụt Bloopers: Romantic đàn ghi ta, đàn ghi ta, guitar <3 (from Littlefoot)

posted by peacebaby7

bởi request of link. Hope bạn enjoy it. :)
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Romantic Guitar: Take 1

Skipper: Somewhere inside that abomination burns some ember of our Marlene. And I know just how to reach it. Rico! đàn ghi ta, guitar me! Por favor!

Rico: *hacks up guitar*

Skipper: (not realizing that its an electric guitar) *plucks string* *LOUD đàn ghi ta, guitar SOUND*

Private/Kowalski/Skipper: Aaah! My ears!!!!

Rico: AHHH YEAH!

Director: Rico! Spanish guitar! Not electric!

Kowalski: What about Danish metrics?

Private: No! I think he đã đưa ý kiến Famous sitar tactics!

Kowalski: Oh yeah Private! That makes sense!

Skipper: What are we talking about?!

Private: What stalker trout?!

Skipper: No! WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?!?

Director: ENOUGH ALREADY!

Romantic Guitar: Take 2

Skipper: Somewhere inside that abomination burns some ember of our Marlene. And I know just how to reach it. Rico! đàn ghi ta, guitar me! Por favor!

Rico: *hacks up guitar*

Skipper: *plays Spanish guitar*

Marlene: *sways*

Kowalski: It's working!

Private: When did bạn learn to play like that?

Skipper: 8 years of hiding in the jungles of Me-hi-co! bạn pick up a few things!

...

Director: Ugh! X! That's your cue!

X: *drives up in van*

Director: You're too late!

X: *gets out of car* T_T Why do bạn think?

Director: *holds back laugh* Well....um...X...it's....not that bad.....

X: *looks at Rico* I know it was bạn who dyed my uniform pink! Admit it!

Rico: *burst out laughing*

Skipper: Stand..*snicker*...Stand down Rico...It's not that AHAHAHHAAA!!! I'm sorryhehehehehe!!!!

X: >:(

Romantic Guitar: Take 3

Private: When did bạn learn to play like that?

Skipper: 8 years of hiding in the jungles of Me-hi-co! bạn pick up a few things!

X: *drives up in van*

Skipper: *stops playing*

Penguins: *hide*

Marlene: *snarls at light from headlights*

*grenade falls in front of her*

Marlene: *growls at grenade*

[Grenade]: *smoke screen*

X: Ha! Gotch....Hey! Where'd she go?

Kowalski: *points* Um......

Marlene: Come on! Please!?

Skipper: Marlene I'm working right now. I'll play thêm later.

Director: Guys! We're supposed to be doing the scene!

Marlene: OK...then how about we change the scene to where he plays more!

Skipper: *smug look*

Director: *facepalm*

CommanderOreo, mostar1219 and 2 others like this

Private1sCut3 LOL! XD Great job. That's really funny. I really like the electric guitar part. XD Thanks for making this. =D

peacebaby7 ^No problem! I'm glad you enjoyed it! Sorry it took so long though.

Private1sCut3 ^It's ok! =) You actually didn't take that long. =)

peacebaby7 ^ Thanks :D

ricoiswsome Trying . . . Not. . . To. . . Lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol !

peacebaby7 ^XD Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it! :D

27Kowalski Ahahah! Hilarious. Absolutely love it! LOL! XD

CuteCuddly XD

CuteCuddly ^ 'Nuff said.

peacebaby7 Thanks guys XD

hotsnowsels This is really funny! XD

peacebaby7 Thanks! Yeah I know the third part wasn't as funny but I couldn't come up with much. I'll add more if I think of somethin. :)

Interview with the penguins

posted by King_Clemson

Well, this cames out of boredom. -_-;;
Hope bạn enjoy.
More will coming soon.

1. Your name?

Skipper: My name is Skipper.
Kowalski: I'm the supergenius Kowalski.
Rico: Fiiiish!
Private: Well, his name is Rico. I'm Private.
Hans: Hans. Hans the Puffin. Nice to meet you, Question!
Clemson: Clemson. And soon a king.
Savio: Savio....
Blowhole: I'm the evil cá heo Dr. Blowhole.
Manfredi & Johnson: We are Manfredi and Johnson.
Skipper & Hans: ....What the.

2. Your nickname?

Skipper: Well, some những người hâm mộ call me Skippy. I don't like that.
Kowalski: Koko, Kowa, Kowo, Walski..
Rico: Bombmaster!
Private: Uh...'young...

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Hans Strikes Back Chapter 10

posted by legendary7

Skipper and Marlene entered the room. Marlene sat down and crossed her arms. She glared out the window. "Marlene, bạn have to listen to me!" Skipper pleaded. "I'm sorry, but I hate you. I don't see how you're going to change my opinion in a minute." Marlene đã đưa ý kiến gazing at her polished nails. "I don't know, but I need all the time I've got. Which is only a matter of seconds." Skipper said. "What I don't know is how Hans would just give me away like that!" Marlene cried and began to sob. Skipper wrapped his flipper around her. He wiped her eyes. "Now, don't cry. He's not worth it." Skipper said....

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Skilene Dream (Very Short Story)

posted by 27Kowalski

Skipper and Marlene

Autor's Note: That's my first "fan-fiction" (I don't know if this can be called fan-fiction, since it's just a little story...). Anyway, this story was a dream I had last night, so it hasn't the most logical plot, but it's still cute in my opinion. Enjoy it!
PS: If there are some grammatical errors, please tell me, I want to improve my English. Thank you.

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It was a nice ngày at the Central Park Zoo; Marlene, as usual, wanted to see what her feathered Những người bạn at the HQ were doing...

*Marlene entered the HQ, after knocking, and saw...

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đàn đàn piano Private (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

It was a normal evening in the chim cánh cụt HQ. Kowalski, Rico, and Skipper were playing cards, David's designing a new racecar via sketch, I'm listening to music, and Mastique and Jessica are practicing combat training.
Mastique: Don't forget to pleay, Jessica.
Jessica: Don't worry, Mom.
S: Got any Eights?
R: Awww! (hands cards over)
K: Go fish. (there's some âm nhạc coming from topside)
Me: What? (takes off ear bud) Is that a piano?
K: The sound of a piano, yes.
Me: I know that. Sounds like a familiar song and it's coming from topside.
S: Well, we should check it out. For all we know, it could be a bomb...

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Hans Strikes Back Chapter 1

posted by legendary7

Crumpling up a failed plain, Hans crossed his fins and threw the paper across the room furiously. Hans had been scribbling down ideas of how to abolish Skipper and his team, but mostly Skipper.

He pondered, 'Maybe I should get a hobby? No, there had to be something I haven't tried yet.'

The bàn in front of him was covered with scattered papers.

It had been thêm than two months after he had met his nemeisis last. His flippers rummaged through the sheets of paper. The left fin met a hidden red button. He seized it with an evil grin.

"Oh, I forgot about you."

Pushing down on the button, before...

Meanings of the PoM characters´ names

posted by SaturdaySurpris

Kowalski means- the worker in metal, a smith(polish) [KOWAL, KOWALIK, KOWALEWSKI, KOWALAK, KOWALKA, KOWALKOWSKI, KOWALCZYK, KOWALSKY, KOWELSKI, KOWELSKY KOWAL, KOWALEWSKY, KOWALKOWSKI, KOWALKOWSKY]

Skipper means- shipmaster\captain(english)

Rico means- Strong ruler\glory(spanish)

Private means-A common soldier\Belonging to an individual person (american,english?)

Marlene means- bitter(german)

Julian means- youthful, young at heart(greek)

Maurice means- moor, dark skinned (moor=fasten, secure)(french)

Mort means- dead\a stagnant lake(french)
Hans means- Gift from God. God has been gracious(german,dutch)

Max means- greatest(latin american)

Doris means- sea(greek)

Nigel means- ahead\champion(american\gaelic)

Alice means- truth, noble(greek)

Clemson means- merciful, mild (medieval english)

Byte Sized (finally finishes) by___Sophie___

posted by ___Sophie___

Penguins of Madagascar – Byte Sized
==Scene I: Kowalski’s Laboratory==
Kowalski: I know I say this kind of thing a lot,

The door flaps open as the penguins enter Kowalski’s lab.

Kowalski: But this time I really, really mean it! Behold, my greatest inventionn ever!

He waves his flipper on a cloth and heaves it quickly then presents—

Kowalski: The Nanites!
Private: Um., I’m trying... Where are they?
Kowalski: Of course, scientifically deliberate Private, it takes a microscope to view Nanites and all their miniscule glory.

Kowalski puts down a microscope as Private steps in to peek down... The...

Plight of the "My Car!" Guy

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Note: For a while, I've had an idea about nghề viết văn a short scene with the unseen "My car!" guy, whose car is frequently damaged hoặc destroyed bởi the penguins. And today I have written such a scene. I hope bạn will enjoy it.

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The man sighed and then dialed his cell phone. "Hi, I would like to file a claim for the damage my car sustained this morning," he đã đưa ý kiến when his call was answered bởi an agent at the auto insurance company.

"What is the nature of the damage to your vehicle, sir?" the agent asked.

"It's totaled. There was an explosion of some sort...

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Gender Switch (chapter 7:Take me out to the ball game)

posted by AgentJazzy00

Thank god,that I played softball at school friday XD
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-----Burt's Habitat-----
After Brandon got his San Fransisco Giants mũ lưỡi trai, cap on,the penguins got the equipment.After they set everything up,they had to pick their teams.

"Hmmmm...Me and Lilly will be team captains.",stated Colonel.

Here are the teams:
Lilly's team:Lilly(XD),Richie,Marlene,Marice,and Secret.

Colonel's team:Colonel(XD),Katie,Brandon,Mort,James.

But Julien notice something and says,"Uh,silly penguins,nones of yous picked me,but it's ok,I'll just go into Lilly Penguin...

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Love's conspiracy (page 5)

posted by LtKowalski

CHAPTER 6: JUST NUTS

If there is one creature that could truly break my control and infuriate me, that's Fred the Squirrel. Do I need to explain why? As Skipper said, "As dumb as a sack of hammers." But he is very vital to my plan now. He's easier to fool and convince because of his own stubborn judgement. And he could just jump from cây to tree, unlike Skipper who'll be waddling.
I stood on the zoo walls that faced central park. I scanned the area for Skipper. He just entered the park himself, and he is not in ahurry. He is muttering to himself,...

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bơ, miếng bơ, bơ, miếng bơ, butterscotch Lolly Trees

posted by EppofangirlXD

bơ, miếng bơ, butterscotch Lolly Trees bởi KukipyeXP and EppogirlXD

“The bơ, miếng bơ, butterscotch lolly trees are just over there,” Becky slung an arm over Private’s shoulder and pointed in one direction with her other paw.

“Yay!!” Private clapped his flippers together.

Stacy came alongside them. “Just through that little forest,” She told him.

“Really?” Private raced off on the bright green cỏ and disappeared into a grove of trees of Central Park, in hopes that he would find the ‘butterscotch lolly trees.’

Becky and Stacy stood where they were, wondering if they should follow Private.

“Do you...

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There is a Reason: Chapter Five

posted by krazy4kowalski

Standing Tall

Whoa, sorry for the late updating. I’m not so good at this người hâm mộ fiction stuff; I’ll try to do better tiếp theo time. Anyway, this is the final chapter. Not as action packed as the last one, but this is thêm of a sad, conversation-like chapter. There’s also a lot of medical stuff, but I’m not a doctor nor am I as smart as Kowalski, so there might be some faulty information. Well, it’s probably thêm realistic than most of the stuff in the show! Enjoy, and thank bạn for đọc There is a Reason. I had a lot of fun with it.

The tiếp theo few phút were a blur for Skipper. He remembered...

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Dating rules of POM

posted by Penguin11

Okay, Welcome. I got this from 'Who loves Kowalski? I DO! WE ALL DO!'

1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.

Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!

2.) Don't get too serious too fast!

Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: thêm PAROLE!

3.) If bạn think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.

Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: tình yêu ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0

4.)Don't be overprotectiive.

Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!

5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.

Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T bạn tình yêu ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?

(there will be five tips per article. ^^)

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One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time!

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Skipper says: “‘One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time!’ is a 100-day-long wtiting project by GrandOldPenguin on FanFiction.net.”

Note: The following “article” contains the first 10 pieces in a 100-day-long nghề viết văn project I am currently involved in on FanFiction.net. In the project, I am nghề viết văn one 200-word “double-drabble” story related to “The Penguins of Madagascar” each and every ngày from February 1 until May 11, 2010. Every 10 days, I đăng lên a new batch of 10 of these little stories on FanFiction.net. Below are the first 10 (written from February 1-10, 2010). If bạn enjoy these stories and would like to read thêm of them, please follow this link link. bạn can also read the full danh sách of rules that I...

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Never Turn Back Chapter 2

posted by penguinsfan2

-Marlenes Habitat,night,5 hours before the murder-

me:*sigh*Marlene?
Marlene:Yeah.
me:I still dont know whats makeing all the noise near your habitat.
Marlene:Its ok.
me:Marlene why dont bạn ask the guys for help?
Marlene:Because I dont want skipper diễn xuất like im a just a helpless victim again!
me:ok!no need to yell.Well I'll see bạn later.
Marlene:*sigh*bye!
---Penguin Habitat,night,4hrs before the murder---
me:hey everone.
skipper:where were bạn the whole time?
me:uhh..no where...
skipper:uh huh.so bạn where no where the whole time?
me:pretty much.
skipper:*eyes suspitiously*
ash:Well just to change the...

The chim cánh cụt West bởi chim cánh cụt Girl. ( Part 1 )

posted by rico911910

This was based of a dream I had inside a dream with the penguins of madagascar mixed with an old western movie I hope bạn like it:)
The chim cánh cụt West bởi chim cánh cụt Girl
It was a usual ngày for the penguins. Skipper and the rest of the penguins were at a confrence with the lemurs, chimps, and Marlean at the gift shop.
It was all going well until......boom!!!!!
"What in the world was that?!" yelled Marlean looking at the penguins in shock.
"I don't have the faintst says Skipper looking toward Kowalski in curiosity.
"I must have left my latest invention on at the HQ it probly over loaded its system." Then...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 8

posted by KowalskiTheLich

The morning after the small funeral, everyone was particularly tense. Trying to prevent themselves from crying about Kowalski anymore, they resorted to beating the stuffing out of one of their punching bags (literally) and doing a bunch of grueling exercises without a break. Skipper was convinced that the extra work would keep their minds off of Kowalski but it actually did the opposite: everyone was thinking of Kowalski to keep their minds off of the constant soreness and pain they were feeling from doing all of the work. Eventually, Skipper acknowledged that fact that his idea was not working...

What Happend Skipper?(ch.1 pg.3)

posted by rico911910

..YOU số bộ ba, tern, nhàn TO THE tiếp theo PAGE.......................
Yet the room was still drowned in silence. Untill
priviate begian to ask
"what just happend?" as they sat tiếp theo to Skipper, Kowalski still holding his flipper as he wipes away tears with his other flipper. The answer was very clear to them that they had not a clue what happend. Then Kowalski felt his flipper holding Skipper's flipper tightning. They than looked at Skipper hows eyes were slowly opening. As his eye's opening thêm and thêm as he slowly looks around the room. With his eye site a littile bit blery then every theng coming into veiw...

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Android Skipper and Skipper

added by PripperNKicoFan

Source: The Hoboken Surprise

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Angry Birds.

added by peacebaby7

Source: Operation: Break-Speare