Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar Article: Another conversation with dumb Kowalski

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posted by SuperRico

Another conversation with dumb Kowalski

Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get bạn smart again. Baby steps, okay?

Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?

Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.

15 phút later…

Private: No, I đã đưa ý kiến watermelon! Not gallon of water!

Kowalski: What is a watergellon?

Private: I đã đưa ý kiến WATERMELON!!!

Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?

Private: A dưa hấu is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.

Kowalski: Who is humans?

Private: As explained bởi smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.

Kowalski: I thought we were talking about watergellons?

Private: *sigh*

10 phút later…

Kowalski: LALALALA!!

Private: Stop it!

Kowalski: Keep doing it? Okay. LALALALA!!

Private: No I đã đưa ý kiến stop it! Don't do it again!

Kowalski: What's dat? * points to clock*

Private: That's a clock.

Kowalski: Click what?

Private: Aahhrrgg! I give up! * walks away*

Kowalski: If I had lips I'd Kiss myself.

*Private is with Skipper and Rico*

Skipper: How did bạn do?

Private: Not so well.

Skipper: Well, looks like it's time for Rico's plan.

Private: I don't think so, Skipper.

Skipper: Rico, batter up.

Private: Oh, no.

Rico: * spits up bats* *takes one*

Skipper: * takes the other bat*

Skipper and Rico: * runs over to Kowalski and hopelessly hits him with the bats*

Kowalski: Ow. *gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* OW! *gets hit* Break. *gets hit* I đã đưa ý kiến break! *gets hit* Ow.

Private: That must hurt.

Kowalski: Don't worry, wall! We will meet again! *gets hit* Ow.

Private: D:

Kowalski: *gets hit* Save me, Mommy! * gets hit* Ow.

Mother-of-PoM, Nachtgeschichte and 7 others like this

CuteCuddly LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peacebaby7 THAT WAS SO FUNNY!! LOL!! GREAT JOB!!! HAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

1kowalskilover lol XD if i had lips i'd kiss myself what was that kowalski XD kowalski u realize your mom's in antartica

NintendoPenguin AWESOMENESS. THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.

Kowalskyman1 alas kowalskis smarts, my old freind i knew him well

peacebaby7 If I had lips I'd kiss myself . . . Pft!!! XD

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Celeste Chapter 1

posted by legendary7

A beautiful chim cánh cụt rested in her deep, shady domain. Lullabied bởi the steady rythmn of the waves, she remained still. Her acute senses picked them up right away. They were coming for her, once again, and she knew it.
This time, it would be different, though: she would be free, hoặc so she thought. It was what she had trained for, her whole hardshipped life.
In the deep ocean, she could see nothing. She relied on scent, instinct, strength, speed, stealth, and hearing alone. The thuyền was coming toward her.
The usual bait they threw her, now seemed like only crumbs compared to her new diet. Her...

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A Look Into Their World

posted by SuperRico

Can I have some cake?

A look into their world

Skipper: *looks up from his bunk and sees the other penguins up* Wha? *falls out of his bunk where he is greeted bởi Julien* Ringtail!

Julien: Oh, hi Skipper. I just came bởi here to borrow some cake.

Skipper: Get out of our habitat!

Julien: After I get the cake?

Skipper: *pushes Julien out*

Julien: Can I still get the cake?

Skipper: *closes door in Julien's face*

Julien: Alright, fine.

Skipper: What are bạn all doing up?

Private: bạn slept really late. It's already eleven thirty.

Skipper: Eleven what?!

Private: Eleven thirty.

Skipper: Where's Kowalski?

Private: Inventing something....

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Skipper's conversation with Cleverbot

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Uh... Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Why do bạn need to know, robot?

Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.

User: I don't trust any man-made một khúc lớn, hunk of metal.

Cleverbot: When did bạn trust me before?

User: What's your game robot?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Don't know? A little suspicious. Don't bạn think?

Cleverbot: No, I am a green bunny named Pablo!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Cheese and crackers man! Get a grip on yourself!

Cleverbot: I hear that a lot about myself to.

User: *fish slaps your metal face*.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: bạn didn't see anything.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: *face-flipper*.

Cleverbot: Hardly :).

User: Would bạn like me to get Rico?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ugh you're worse than Ringtail.

Cleverbot: I have no tail...

User: *bangs head on wall*

Cleverbot: Would bạn like a marshmallow?

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 9

posted by peacebaby7

Alex & Maurice...

Alex & Maurice had been walking for about an giờ now. So far there was no trace of Mort. They called his name several times without an answer. "Oh man. Where is he? This is bad....he's probably out there all alone. Cold. Scared. This is all my fault..." Maurice đã đưa ý kiến worriedly. Alex put his paw on his shoulder & turned him around to face him. "Look Maurice. I'm sure Mort's fine. And it's not your fault. bạn couldn't of known." Maurice considered for a moment. "I suppose you're right..." Alex put on a sad smile. "Yeah. C'mon. He's gotta be around here somewhere."...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 14

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*penguins pass a secluded pond*

Rico: "FISH!"

Skipper: "Exactamundo! Rico!"

*Rico & Kowalski dive in*

Skipper: "Don't worry Private, I'll bring up a một giây round for you."

Private: "Thanks."

Skipper: *salutes & dives in*

Private: Not much further now...just a little more...

Kowalski: *jumps out of water*

Rico: *jumps out after*

Skipper: *jumps out with cá in hand* "Here bạn go, young Private."

Private: "Oh, thanks." *begins eating*

Skipper: *goes & sits at the waters edge*

Private: *whispering* "Kowalski, what's his deal?"

Kowalski: "Oh. He does that sometimes. He goes to think about...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 10

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Private: *walking along with the migration, in the back, where he'd be unnoticed, where no one would pay attention to him* I've had slow a slow week. There hasn't been much trouble since the migration started. I guess that just makes my job easier. I--OW! What was that?" *feels a prick on the back of his neck...then reaches back & pulls a small dart from the back of his neck*

Private: "What th--whoa..." *his vision becomes blurred, the world tips back & forth & begins spinning...feeling dizzy, sleepy...he falls forward... unconscious*

1 giờ Later...

Private: "Oooooh...Where...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 5

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: *waddling along a long way behind the rest of the migrating penguins (however they can be seen on the horizon)*

Why did this have to happen? It's all my fault. If I hadn't passed out there may have been some hope for them. Why'd they have to go & save my life. It should've been me. Why, oh, why wasn't it me...

*frustrated & angry he sits down in the snow...just thinking...& starts weeping again*

(????): "What's the matter, cupcake?"

Skipper: *looks up at the chim cánh cụt standing over him* "Who are you?"

(????): "My name is Buck Rockgut. What seems to be the problem?"

Skipper:...

chim cánh cụt Bloopers: Private (from Skorca!)

posted by peacebaby7

Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I tình yêu sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I tình yêu sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I tình yêu sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...

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The Chosen One (POM version) (Chapter 2)

posted by werockz

Chapter 2- Sailing to Antarctica

Private just ignored. He put up the flag and wore his life vest. "Wait! We will go with you."Skipper said. Private hesitated but sighed. "Fine but we are not eating cá hoặc any thing. We'll only eat pastas, Sô cô la balls and for drinks: milk."Private said. "Fine!"Marlene said. They wore their life vests. "But Julien has to stay here because the thuyền might sink."Private smiled. "No!"Julien exclaimed. They left Julien and the thuyền moved. At first, it was such a fine weather. The waves moved smoothly. The sun was shining and it was a perfect ngày for sailing. Just...

Dear Doris

posted by BrightLight92

Dear Doris,
You know I like bạn already. And I know bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn didn't like me all that much. We both know this already. So this letter is so bạn know how I felt in the aftermath.
When bạn gave me your answer, I felt relieved that I got it over and done with. But slowly, the realization started to sink in and I grew sad and mad and confused. I realized that I spent a good 5 years completely head over heels for bạn and now, nothing. I don't have bạn in the way I hoped. I've been having weird surges of sadness and anger ever since because I just can't contain myself anymore.
I tried getting over...

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Against Kowalski (ch.4)

posted by burdockburr

bởi the way, my character in the story is female. It doesn't say that previously...

Ch.4
I silently slapped myself against the shadow of the brick tường as Kowalski and Blowhole passed. I knew Kowalski had been forced to tham gia Blowhole, no matter what he said. It wouldn’t make sense for Kowalski to tham gia forces with the evil cá heo for no reason.
Before anyone could notice me, I slid on my belly toward the HQ. The sounds of Skipper, Private, and Rico fighting the lobsters started to fade as I made it into the chim cánh cụt habitat and flew through the opening under the cá bowl. I knew the other three...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 9

posted by legendary7

Rico was through with letting Private breathe a single breath and wanted to end it. His flipper grasped Private's trachea and backed him up against the wall. The pressure of the pushing flippers on Private's neck allowed him to breathe a small bit and whisper.
P: "Rico, please don't do this! I change my mind. When Skipper rescues us, if bạn killed me, what would he think?"
R: "What?"
From out of nowhere Kowalski kicked Rico in the head knocking him out. Kowalski rushed to Private terrifiedly staring at Rico on the ground unconscience.
K: "Don't bạn ever do that again! Why!? Why would bạn do that,...

how i met Skipper and his team 4

posted by kivamarie

this is part 4 of how i met Skipper and his team. the tiếp theo day.

little me: (wakes up) (yawns) (crawls to the teddy chịu, gấu then hugs it) (giggles) (crawls to the sữa bottle) (drinks from the sữa bottle) (burps) (giggles)

Skipper: (wakes up) well i see someone must be up already (picks me up)

little me: (being carried bởi Skipper) (giggles) (starts shivering)

Skipper: (holding me) my my my, bạn must be cold (wraps the blanket around me) there this blanket should keep bạn warm.

little me: (still being carried bởi Skipper) (feels warmth from the blanket same thing with Skipper) (sighs happily)

Skipper:...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Six - Fishing Fail

posted by KowalskiRocks

*This beginning is basically the same as the trước đó beginning, so I'm not going to bother with typing it again. And also this is thêm of a short story that branches from the original story, so bạn don't actually have to read it.*
S: Up so early again Melody?
Me: Yup.
S: And may I ask why?
Me: I'm used to waking up early.
S: Then what did bạn do while we were asleep?
Me: I went fishing.
S: But bạn don't have a fishing rod!
Me: Fishing rods are for humans. Penguins cá bởi swimming and catching the cá in their mouths and swallowing them on the spot. hoặc have bạn been stuck in a zoo for too long and...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 10

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 10: a plan is hatched
‘Oh, god, what have I done?’ Pat thought to himself. ‘I have to wake everyone up.’ Five phút later, Pat and Sly had woken up all the captives. “I hope bạn can forgive me. I have some very bad news. Blowhole and The Striga are planning to slaughter everyone at the central park zoo. This includes your son, Erik, Mumble.” “What?! Nooooooooooooo!” Then Mumble screamed in extreme madness. “Why should we believe anything that bạn say?” Bentley asked, angrily. “We are the only chance for the Central Park Zoo. We are the only ones who can save...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 5

posted by legendary7

He remembered his dad's words along with Private's "I will send a sign to trigger a plan in your mind," and "I thought bạn were dead". hình ảnh appeared in his mind. How unsuspecting the dog was when he attacked after his plan before. The whole ignorant staff of this place was the dog. All he had to do to defeat them was putting together a fake death. bởi that they'd throw his "corpse" in the trash. From the dump truck he'd jump out and make his way to the zoo. There he would rally up all the động vật to save his boys and the other penguins. From there they would all escape even the girl. All the...

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Hans Strikes Back Chapter 9

posted by legendary7

NOTE: This is pretty short, but I wanted to have a cliffhanger before the probably last chapter.

They headed phía trước, chuyển tiếp and circled the building. A window got the penguins' attention. Marlene stood watching them through it. Private waved joyously. "Hi, Marlene!" He called. Rico hacked up a grabbling gun and shot it at the window. Under the pressure of the hook the window shattered. They all grabbed on and were hoisted up. They landed on their feet in "ready-postion". Before anything else happened, Marlene grasped Skipper's flipper uncomfortably tight.

"Marlene, don't worry we're going to resc-"...

Till The Night Ends Chapter 7 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Kowalski was in a big white space. No furniture, no windows and no doors.
As far as the eye can see only white!
"Hello?" Kowalski called in the cold white. His voice echoed from the walls, but he got no answer. What had Lara đã đưa ý kiến about Level 2? We must fight against our fears.
Alone! What were his fears? Did he have any?
Yes!
At that moment the ground began to shake and suddenly an animal with 8 arms stood before him.
Space Squid!
Kowalski could just hold in his usual girls scream.
The worst part was, he had NOTHING to defend himself! Nothing at all!
The Squid spit a disgusting green liquid at Kowalski,...

My Friend (A Poem bởi Kayla)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

This is a poem I wrote for my friend Kowalski (Lt_Kowalski) Enjoy...

Before me, he stands as tall as a cây with feathers of ebony and eyes of teal.

He has been through so much and here he stands before me, my friend...

He can make bạn laugh. He can make bạn smile when bạn feel down.

He is kindhearted and friendly, a good friend, indeed...

a rolemodel, like a legend he stands before me as tall as the cây itself... What is this feeling... This feeling is weird..

It is a warm feeling... A feeling of warmth like I have been covered bởi a heavy

blanket in the cold of night.. Is this the feeling of trust...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 5.

posted by CuteCuddly

I open my eyes, blinking away the sleep. I stare at a stone ceiling for a moment, before remembering Rico had made me a bunk.

I turn onto my side at look around the HQ. I hear snores and sleepy murmers from near-by, suggesting the rest were still asleep. I slide out of bed, my eyelids feeling heavy. I rub my eyes to remove the sleep still lingering in them.

I finally feel thêm awake and decide to have another early morning swim. I softly make my way to the door and slip silently out.

I streach and yawn, as the rising sun beams down on my feathers, making them shiny in the light. I hear a sound...