Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar Article: Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

posted by mostar1219

In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't bạn say that bạn can pull your head off and shoot ngọn lửa, chữa cháy out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to the "Johnny Test" universe)
P: This must be a really small and wacky town.
Power Racer: Wacky, indeed. If bạn see a wierd Darth Vadar-like guy, try your best to hit him.
S: How do bạn know so much?
Power Racer: That's classified, Skipper. All bạn need to know is that everyone else will be EATING MY DUST!!! (speeds up)
Johnny: Hmm, maybe one of these colorful buttons can help us out. (presses the parachute button)
Dukey: Well, I'm pressing the GREEN button! (presses the button to the Knock Out Purfume)
10 phút later
Johnny: (everyone wakes up) Woah! Didn't see THAT coming.
Mary: How come those penguins and masked racer are even farther ahead of us?
Power Racer: (yells back) Turns out we have similar Conscious Caution technology! (high fives Kowalski and everyone goes through the portal)
In Lyoko
Power Racer: Oh, the mountain sector.
P: And I see different parts of the other sectors! Even Sector 5!!
K: Of course! To keep the race from taking to long, the race had one part of each sector without the hassle!!!
Aelita: Odd, do bạn have your laser arrows on you? It seems like they'll help us out.
Odd: No sweat, Mrs. Einstein. LASER ARROW!! (shoots an Mũi tên xanh to the side of the penguins' car and causing them to be leaning at an edge)
Power Racer: What the? (drives up to the Penguins) GUYS!
P: Power Racer!
Power Racer: Quick, jump in my car and hurry!
S: Give us a good reason for us to jump in!
Power Racer: Because you'll ALL end up in the Digital Sea if bạn don't!
S: Forget it! I don't trust gay folk like you! (quickly covers beak)
Power Racer: Wait, bạn think I'm gay? Is that you're problem?
K: His problem! It's just that you've been helping us during the race and it's been unusual to him.
Power Racer: Everything will make sense soon enough. Get in! (the penguins get in the Power Racer's car and the penguins' car falls in the digital sea)
S: Are bạn sure bạn trust your gay stalker? (Kowalski punches Skipper in the gut)
P: Our car!
Power Racer: Don't worry, it'll be retrieved after the race.

kristalovepercy wow, that was...VERY werid. but awesome!! post soon

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Pengulla Part 1

posted by thecrazygeinus

It was morning at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins had just finished thier morning exercises.
“Men, today we have a visitor.” Skipper stated firmly.
“A visitor?” Private asked curious and confused.
“Yes an old friend of mine. She’s coming to retrieve our operation’s báo cáo and take it to the Association.” Skipper explained. “Rico” Rico vomited up the báo cáo and handed to Skipper.
“But who exactly is this visitor?” Kowalski asked.
“A solo operative bởi the name of E.” Skipper answered “You might remember her from the Association.” Skipper reasoned “She’ll be...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 1: Welcome Lexii...

posted by Lexii23

20 years ago. Austin Zoo, Texas. 7:23pm.
3 năm old Lexii plays pirate with a stick and a rock she drew a face on. Red One creeps up behind her. She turns around.
Lexii: Hi! Do bạn want to play? bạn can be the bad pirate and i will be the good pirate and throw bạn in jail! It will be fun! *smiles sweetly*
Red One: actually, im here to take bạn on a little trip to a place called New York. That will be even thêm fun than playing with rocks. *smiles and holds out hand*
Lexii: Oooo!! That sounds way thêm funner!! Lets go!! *takes his hand and starts skipping along side him*
Red One: we can go as soon...

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gansta's paradise chp 2: skipper's gansta life

posted by andresandru

after hearing this, the man got a gun out and pointed it at him

"who in world are you?!" the gangster shouted at the man

"my name is skipper, the một giây best gangster in the whole U.S.A." skipper said

"really? where're your 'omies?" the gangster shouted terrified, he had heard the legend, but he never had thought it was true

"they're relaxing, and please put that gun down, bạn dont wanna' get hurt, hum?" skipper đã đưa ý kiến crossing his arms

the chim cánh cụt putted his gun down, and skipper sat right tiếp theo to him

"I think I shoud ask for a beer?" skipper đã đưa ý kiến sarcasticly at the barman

"right off!" he đã đưa ý kiến running....

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Prof. Horribl's Sing Along Story (Act I, Part I)

posted by beastialmoon

Prof. Horrible’s Sing Along story

This is sort of a crossover between the original Dr. Horrible’s sing along blog online musical sensation and Penguins of Madagascar, but I’d like to keep it in the PoM spot just because nobody’s really going to read it if it’s in a crossover section. The events of Dr. Horrible, and the songs, with the PoM characters diễn xuất out certain parts. (Yes, Rico can talk.)

Acting Roles:
Kowalski..... Dr. Horrible/ Billy
Marlene …... Penny
Skipper....... Capt. Hammer
Julien......Mayor
Rico.......Moist
Baboon Trio…..Bad Horse Choral

I will like to point out that Jackandjill2...

KITKA RETURNS!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

" Ya know what Skipper! I changed my WHOLE life for you!." Kitka confessed tearfully. " I changed my diet, moved into the zoo just to be closer to you.....and for WHAT!? For a guy who dosn't know what tình yêu is? For a guy who can't realize that the perfect woman has been in front of him all along!? So yeah! I snapped and tried to eat Julien. Is THAT what bạn wanna hear Skippy!?" Kitka scowled at Skipper in scilence, studying his every move, closely. Lilly was shocked at everything she had just heard because, she had gone through it before. Then SHE began to sob. " Well....... I think were done...

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Clone wars! -Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Okay people, if your expecting Darth Vader, do NOT read this story. lol.
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It's a nice sunny ngày in the Central Park zoo and Kowalski has just unvailed a new invention. Ofcourse he needed a test subject, and Skipper was the only one willing to do it. What is the invention bạn might ask? Well, it's a cloning machine, and this is where our story begins.
" Kowalski, is this gonna hurt?" Skipper asked, poking his head through a small window in the Clone-o-matic 2000." Kowalski made a weird face . " Yes,very much so." He đã đưa ý kiến bluntly. " Wait- WHAT!?"...

Intro: Diary of Three Dolphins ( and possibly a teddy bear)

posted by JediPenguin16

My three Oc's. The children of Dr. blowhole. Are they evil, nuts, insecure, hoặc a normal cá heo stuck with a super villian-ous dad?
Let's find out....
btw-the penguins WILL be in this. I can't have a PoM fanfic whit out the penguins...or their kids....:D ps they type out thier diaries on thier waterproof laptops they got from their dad. :)

Dear diary,
I guess I should start with my name. Adndromeda Alexa Blowhole. I hate diaries, but, Mom may one ngày read this and FINALLY belive me when I tell her all the crazy stuff that happens when it's me and my siblings on our weekend with dad!I am the middle...

Chapter 1: I'm about to go to my uncles house and a war is going on.

posted by Rini_Kowalski

This story is about Kowlaski's 4 children. But It's mostly about his oldest son Widget (don't ask about the name!) oh yea, and also it's like 'this year.'(because how am I suppose to know whats gonna happen soon? in the tiếp theo 15 years?) Enjoy!
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My name is Widget, useless name. I'm a dork and I really don't have any plans with my life.
I'm the oldest of 4 kids. and I really wish I was invisible.
Being the oldest, bạn get the most responsiblities. Like, if your sister Athena sneaks into your dad's lab when your suppose to be doing your homework, hoặc if...

A chim cánh cụt tình yêu Story part 6

posted by Shadowpenguin

Pluma happily leaped out the water. "Hey, guys, what's up?" She đã đưa ý kiến brightly. Kowalski shushed her and pointed down, on to the HQ. Pluma looked down and then up. Private rushed up to her and whispered, "Skipper and Margaret want to be alone right now," Pluma stared at him. What? She mouthed, but she knew what Private meant.

She silently left the chim cánh cụt habitat and walked slowly to a small bush. She hide inside it and sobbed quietly. Then, a shadow made it's way toward her. What's wrong? It asked. Pluma looked up. "Oh, hey, Shadow," Pluma looked down again. "It's nothing," Shadow knew better....

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Operation: Mad Genius Chapter 5

posted by PenguinCrazy14

Hey, people of the cyber universe, this, once again, is RavenFeathersOfDarkness, who really shouldn't be nghề viết văn right now…*tries to pull self away from keyboard*…You know, there really is no point in trying, I can't help myself when it comes to this…Sigh…All right, anyway, even though I đã đưa ý kiến I won't be posting any new chapters for about a week, this one idea for this chapter just came to me as I was đọc bạn guys' reviews, and I couldn't get it out of my head, no matter what methods of mindless distraction I used. [And it didn't help that everywhere I went for the last 4 days, I...

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King Julien

added by B0XFISH

Source: me

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Super cool short comic! "Not my shoes"

added by BirdG

Source: Fuwa2-Kyar, DeviantArt

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He’s Eating Rico’s Brain!

added by SJF_Penguin

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Don't mess with Penguins

added by skipperluvs

Source: Don't mess with Penguins

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Knock Knock Jokes

posted by Bluepenguin

- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two thêm hours until they hiển thị the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one ngày can bạn please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...