"(Snore...Snore...) OW!!!" Starlite yelled, something had hit her head while she was sleeping. She rubbed her eyes and then opened them. Her beak dropped. It was a oasis, the cỏ was go green bạn would say it was plastic, palm trees and trái cây trees surrounded a crystal-clear river, the river was fed bởi a beautiful waterfall. If bạn could call it that, the waterfall was only a metre high. "Am i in heaven?" She whispered as she looked at the cá swimming in the crystal water. "No, because bạn don't belong there." She heard a familiar voice say, Skipper came swooping in via a vine, he was dripping. "Skipper?! Where are we? And wнч are bạn wet?" "You see a river and bạn don't think i went for a swim? We are where bạn brought us...OH! i want bạn to meet someone, follow me. Here's a vine." Skipper đã đưa ý kiến handing her a vine, he made a running start and then swung up, let go and caught onto another vine. "COME ON!!!" He shouted. "COMING! If i don't die first." She looked up, it seemed impossible. "Might as well try..." She made a running start and jumped. She flew high and she let go of the vine, "AHHH!" She hadn't checked if there was another one, she tumbled to the ground. Just before she hit the grass, a scaly hand grabbed her foot. "AAH!" She screamed as they swooped from vine-to-vine, she kept trying to catch a glimpse of her hero, but gravity always won. Finally they stopped, she was thrown to the ground, rolled and slammed into a tree. "Eeeh, bạn must be of the practising my friend! bạn not veeeeryy good." A Mexican/rasta accent đã đưa ý kiến behind her. She turned around and saw a skin-coloured lizard. He had HUGE eyes, the one was brown and the other was green, he looked like he had spent to many hours IN the sun (never mind near the sun) he wore a colourful beanie and has piercings in his lip. He was taller than her, but he was as thin as a twig. "Hey Dazilla!!! i see bạn have met my acquaintance Starlite! Starlite, Dazilla. Dazilla meet the pain IN the pain in my butt." Skipper said. "Wazzup my homie?" Dazilla said, hiển thị a peace sign. "Peace out lizzar-dude. Skipper can i talk to bạn for a second?" Starlite asked. She lead Skipper to behind a bush. "That con thằn lằn, thằn lằn is not to be trusted. Not in a spy way, but he has a air around him that i don't like." Starlite đã đưa ý kiến flatly. "Nah, he's Ok. Starlite, i'm sorry i have been such a jerk to you, i misjudged you. Can we restart? bạn know?" Starlite was stunned. "Did a coconut hit bạn on the head or???" "Haha, don't worry. Let's see what we can do for fun? i am soooooo sick of playing commando! i just want to swim and chill." Skipper đã đưa ý kiến in a very cool fashion. "You ain't Skipper, what did bạn do with him?" "i have re moulded him." Skipper smiled. Starlite was absolutely stunned, but happy in a way. "What do bạn mean sick of playing commando?" Skipper smiled, he knew he had found a friend.
"What are we going to do! Starlite fixed my calculations! Well only a bit of it, i'm still smarter than her."
Kowalski said. "Well... i guess we have to try to fix it? What else can we do?" Marlene sighed, she really felt useless. "Skiippper!!!Starliiii!!!!!!!!" Rico started crying hysterically, Marlene and... Julian joined? "Julian? Wa are bạn doing here?" Private looked astounded. "Oh, well i came here to be beating up the penguin, Skipper but he is with the sky spirits now. So i will just be going." Julian left. "Random..." Marlene sniffed. "That is IT!!!!!! i have had enough of everyone being panicky! Men line up! Oh and bạn to Marlene." Private commanded. All the động vật stood in a row, at Privates orders. "Right! First thing, NO! thêm crying, sniffing howling hoặc any other pathetic noises! Kowalski get the calculations, i will get her scientific calculator from her bag-" "She has a scientific calculator?!" Kowalski was astounded and annoyed at the same time. "Let's get started...i'm comin for bạn Skipper." Marlene looked into the liquid-black darkness, as if an answer would return.
The 2 new-found Những người bạn and con thằn lằn, thằn lằn arrived at the river. "OK, so bạn are sick of being serious and bạn almost feel trapped in a box? i understand...sorta..." Starlite knew what he was talking about, but she loved playing dumb. "Mybe the best way to describe it is in... It sounds soo 1996, but in song... xin chào yo Dizilla! Bruno Mars 101!" Skipper jumped onto a floating log, Starlite followed. "You got it!" Dizilla started playing on a styipedly-small guitar.(Please note Skipper sings as Bruno Mars and the con thằn lằn, thằn lằn sings as Damian Marley.* means a verse in the song
B/S=Bruno Mars(Skipper). D/D=Damian Marley (Dazilla)
"Bruno Mars-Liquor store blues" (you can download it for free on Dilandau.com)
*D/D-All greetings to the world! All of you, wнч is it the one called Bruno Mars alongside Damian Marley bạn know what i mean?*
The lizzard was swinging on a vine
*B/S= Standin at this liquor store, whiskey coming through my pores. It feels like i run this whole block. Lotto tickets and cheap beer, that's wнч bạn will catch me here tryna scratch my way upto the top"
Skipper sang he jumped into the water, pulling Starlite with. He poped up and carried on...
*B/S= Cz my jobs got me goin nowhere so i aint got a thing to lose, take me to a place (where?) i DONT CARE! This is me and my liquor store blues. i take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today. Ill be ok TOMORROW!*
Starlite was stunned, Skipper could SING?
*B/S=I take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today. Ill be ok tomorrow! Me and my đàn ghi ta, guitar tonight hát to the city lights tryna live on thêm than what i have got. Cz 68 Citrus just aint gonna pay the rent. So ill be at it till they call the cops. Cz my jobs got me goin nowhere so i aint got a thing to lose, take me to a place (where?) i DONT CARE! This is me and my liquor store blues. i take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today. Ill be ok TOMORROW! One shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow i get messed up today, ill be OK tomorrow!* Skipper jumped onto the floating log again, Starlite just hung on it, they were going where the current took them...
D/D=Here comes junior gong, i'm flying high like superman. i'm feeling like i run the whole block.
i don't know if its because, pineapple krush between my jaws. Has me feeling like i'm ontop.*
Dazilla had joined Skipper on the log.
*D/D=I feel like i woulda stand up to da cops! i saw da duda dey guys. i got a hula a mas! i got a talk and walk talking. And gotta fly make da shop. For kind? And for bạn and the best, and kick me and drops.* Skipper ran to the front part of the log and jumped over the waterfall with the last verse.*i take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today. Ill be ok TOMORROW! One shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow i get messed up today, ill be OK tomorrow!*
"That was sooo funny!" Starlite laughed. It was sunset over the red-desert."Well, i'm glad i got that off my feathers...Hey Starlite, wнч don't we stay here? FOREVER?! No responsibilities hoặc nothin just us!" Skipper đã đưa ý kiến excitedly. Starlite was afraid this câu hỏi would come up. "Skipper, we can't abandon all our old friends. What about Rico? Kowalski?Private? MARLENE?" She looked into his ice eyes. He turned around and walked away. Not leaving a trail behind him...
OK the song thing was a try...Do bạn think it was worth the typing?
"What are we going to do! Starlite fixed my calculations! Well only a bit of it, i'm still smarter than her."
Kowalski said. "Well... i guess we have to try to fix it? What else can we do?" Marlene sighed, she really felt useless. "Skiippper!!!Starliiii!!!!!!!!" Rico started crying hysterically, Marlene and... Julian joined? "Julian? Wa are bạn doing here?" Private looked astounded. "Oh, well i came here to be beating up the penguin, Skipper but he is with the sky spirits now. So i will just be going." Julian left. "Random..." Marlene sniffed. "That is IT!!!!!! i have had enough of everyone being panicky! Men line up! Oh and bạn to Marlene." Private commanded. All the động vật stood in a row, at Privates orders. "Right! First thing, NO! thêm crying, sniffing howling hoặc any other pathetic noises! Kowalski get the calculations, i will get her scientific calculator from her bag-" "She has a scientific calculator?!" Kowalski was astounded and annoyed at the same time. "Let's get started...i'm comin for bạn Skipper." Marlene looked into the liquid-black darkness, as if an answer would return.
The 2 new-found Những người bạn and con thằn lằn, thằn lằn arrived at the river. "OK, so bạn are sick of being serious and bạn almost feel trapped in a box? i understand...sorta..." Starlite knew what he was talking about, but she loved playing dumb. "Mybe the best way to describe it is in... It sounds soo 1996, but in song... xin chào yo Dizilla! Bruno Mars 101!" Skipper jumped onto a floating log, Starlite followed. "You got it!" Dizilla started playing on a styipedly-small guitar.(Please note Skipper sings as Bruno Mars and the con thằn lằn, thằn lằn sings as Damian Marley.* means a verse in the song
B/S=Bruno Mars(Skipper). D/D=Damian Marley (Dazilla)
"Bruno Mars-Liquor store blues" (you can download it for free on Dilandau.com)
*D/D-All greetings to the world! All of you, wнч is it the one called Bruno Mars alongside Damian Marley bạn know what i mean?*
The lizzard was swinging on a vine
*B/S= Standin at this liquor store, whiskey coming through my pores. It feels like i run this whole block. Lotto tickets and cheap beer, that's wнч bạn will catch me here tryna scratch my way upto the top"
Skipper sang he jumped into the water, pulling Starlite with. He poped up and carried on...
*B/S= Cz my jobs got me goin nowhere so i aint got a thing to lose, take me to a place (where?) i DONT CARE! This is me and my liquor store blues. i take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today. Ill be ok TOMORROW!*
Starlite was stunned, Skipper could SING?
*B/S=I take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today. Ill be ok tomorrow! Me and my đàn ghi ta, guitar tonight hát to the city lights tryna live on thêm than what i have got. Cz 68 Citrus just aint gonna pay the rent. So ill be at it till they call the cops. Cz my jobs got me goin nowhere so i aint got a thing to lose, take me to a place (where?) i DONT CARE! This is me and my liquor store blues. i take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today. Ill be ok TOMORROW! One shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow i get messed up today, ill be OK tomorrow!* Skipper jumped onto the floating log again, Starlite just hung on it, they were going where the current took them...
D/D=Here comes junior gong, i'm flying high like superman. i'm feeling like i run the whole block.
i don't know if its because, pineapple krush between my jaws. Has me feeling like i'm ontop.*
Dazilla had joined Skipper on the log.
*D/D=I feel like i woulda stand up to da cops! i saw da duda dey guys. i got a hula a mas! i got a talk and walk talking. And gotta fly make da shop. For kind? And for bạn and the best, and kick me and drops.* Skipper ran to the front part of the log and jumped over the waterfall with the last verse.*i take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today. Ill be ok TOMORROW! One shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow i get messed up today, ill be OK tomorrow!*
"That was sooo funny!" Starlite laughed. It was sunset over the red-desert."Well, i'm glad i got that off my feathers...Hey Starlite, wнч don't we stay here? FOREVER?! No responsibilities hoặc nothin just us!" Skipper đã đưa ý kiến excitedly. Starlite was afraid this câu hỏi would come up. "Skipper, we can't abandon all our old friends. What about Rico? Kowalski?Private? MARLENE?" She looked into his ice eyes. He turned around and walked away. Not leaving a trail behind him...
OK the song thing was a try...Do bạn think it was worth the typing?
Jedi chim cánh cụt came in the middle of the night telling them that she whant to help with the plans.Then hans and three other penguins frome denmark came to asked for their help."Why do I whant to help you?"asked skipper."Becuse all of my penguins got kidnaped."Awnsred hans."Youstill have three of yor penguins left."reminded fun123fun."So that is not enuft to rescue the rest of my penguins."said hans."Ok we'ill help you."skipper said.When they whent back to the penguins HQ they started the plans."Ok first we must get in the ship."kowalski said."Then one of us must go to the engen room to see if there is anything that we can use."skipper said."Meanwhill the rest of us will go to find all of the captuerd animals."Jedi chim cánh cụt replyed."After that we will go to the control room and reles all of the captured animals."War chim cánh cụt replyed."If Dr.Blowehole hoặc any of his minons attack us we will fight agens them."fun123fun replyed.
"If people see you, they'll capture you!" đã đưa ý kiến Skipper. "Bleh!" Rico agreed. "We'll just say she's a rare species!" Private suggested. Everyone agreed.
The tiếp theo day, Kat could walk. She went outside. It was Sunday, so everyone just hung out. Kat could not get out, however. She couldn't swim with her cast. "Oh shit!" she thought, "How the hell am I supposed to get over there?" She then jumped up, and flew. "Pinky!" Skipper said, "Don't do that in front of people, got it?" "Got it." Kat responded.
The ngày was fun. Kat met new people (one tried to fling poo at her), hung out, and even explored outside of the Zoo!
Kat ran into the middle of the road. A truck was about to hit her! She woke up. Just a dream! Everyone was sleeping still. "Good." she thought.
The tiếp theo day, Kat could walk. She went outside. It was Sunday, so everyone just hung out. Kat could not get out, however. She couldn't swim with her cast. "Oh shit!" she thought, "How the hell am I supposed to get over there?" She then jumped up, and flew. "Pinky!" Skipper said, "Don't do that in front of people, got it?" "Got it." Kat responded.
The ngày was fun. Kat met new people (one tried to fling poo at her), hung out, and even explored outside of the Zoo!
Kat ran into the middle of the road. A truck was about to hit her! She woke up. Just a dream! Everyone was sleeping still. "Good." she thought.
