Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar Article: Chronic Zombiism FOR REAL, THIS TIME! (a POM scary fanfic)

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Chronic Zombiism FOR REAL, THIS TIME! (a POM scary fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

Kowalski's in the park putting the finishing touches on his new laser. I find him and see what's going on.
Me: What are bạn doing, Kowalski?
K: Oh, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new Undeadinator.
Me: Let me guess, it brings anyone back from the dead?
K: And plants. Now, i just need to find a target.
Me: How about that dead sunflower across the street. (pointing across the street)
K: Good thinking. Now, I just need to aim percisely. (Kowalski shoots the laser, but instead of hitting the dead sunflower, it hits a truck with a mirror on it and bounces back to me knocking me on the ground)
Me: (groaning)
K: Monique, are bạn feeling alright? (no response for 8 minutes)
Me: (getting up) Wow, what a headache.
K: I never expected that to happen.
Me: I better go get some aspirin from home. (limping to my invisible house in the park)
K: What's with your leg?
Me: Hmm, I'm not to sure.
Later
Me: Hmm, aspirin's not working to well. (zapping aspirin, turning them into small brains) What just happened? (looking in bathroom mirror) And now, I'm green! (sarcastically) JUST GREAT, JUST WONDERFUL!
Mastique: (coming in) Mom, is everything okay? (looking at me)Z-z-z-z-z-zombie!!!
Me: What? No, Mastique! (she runs away) Mastique, wait! (i feel my chest) Oh no! My heart's not beating! I've gotta find Kowalski! (limps out of the bathroom)
At the chim cánh cụt HQ
Mastique: Dad, I think bạn might be responsible for this, but Mom has turned into a zombie!!!
K: Mastique, I've dealt with that sort of thing before with Private and Rico and we ended up sending ourselves and Skipper in the infermary!
Mastique: But this isn't a mistake made bởi the senses, this is the real deal! (I fall flat on my face in the HQ)
Me: Kowalski...!
S: WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHERMAN'S GERDLES HAPPENED TO HER?
K: Oh man, I should've known this would happen!
Me: What's happened to me? TELL ME hoặc YOUR SUCULENT CEREBRAL CORTEX BECOMES MY LUNCH!
K: Looks like when the Undeadinator zapped Monique, it left her dead for 8 phút to cause her to be brought back to life again. And since she was alive when she was zapped, she slowly became a zombie!
P: Is there a cure?
K: I'll try to make an antidote before midnight. In the meantime, keep yourself in control, Monique. (I'm gone) Monique?
Mastique: We need to go find her. Dad, try to make that antidote as fast as bạn can.
P: Just make sure it's not raw hoặc sour!
K: Private, this is no time to make impressions of Gordan Ramsay. I just need to get to work.
At the vong linh, vượn cáo habitat
Julien: Alright, Jessica. Prepare to be beaten bởi the bootie of the king, which is me, in this bootie shaking competition!
Jessica: In your dreams, Dad! (I limp into the vong linh, vượn cáo habitat)
Me: I'm here to eat your brains, Julien!
Jessica: Grandma Monique, what's wrong with you?
Me: I'm just hungry for brains! (trying to eat Julien's brain) Can't find any. (Skipper, Rico, Private, and Mastique come in)
S: Let's not get too fiesty!
Mastique: Let's hope Dad finishes that antidote.
Me: I...need...brains!!! (limps away like crazy)
K: (quickly coming in) I just finished the antidote. Where's Monique?
S: Your wife just left. She's fast for a zombie.
Mastique: She might either eat David's brain hoặc pass out from starvation of brains before midnight.
K: I better give her the antidote and quick!
In the park
Me: Need...brains...! (Kowalski leaps in front of me)
K: Monique, get a hold of yourself!
Me: bạn don't understand! I'm in desparate need for brains! (singing "Brains" from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy")
K: Well, FYI, David's not on Earth right now, everyone in town is either too busy hoặc asleep! If you're so desparate for brains, why don't bạn digest my Grade A Science brain?
Me: I...I...I can't!
K: (quieter) Yea, I thought so. Take this antidote and you'll be alright in the morning.
Me: Alright. (I take the antidote and fall unconscious)
The tiếp theo morning
On a bench in the zoo
Me: (slowly waking up) What am I doing here? (feeling my chest for a heartbeat) Phew, I'm back.
K: (walking up) Looks like I found a successful cure for Chronic Zombiism after all.
Me: Oh, if i hurt bạn hoặc scared bạn in any way, I'm so sorry.
K: Don't worry. I didn't get scared. Mastique on the other hand was pretty terrified, but i'm not sure if it's because she saw bạn as a zombie hoặc it's because she knew i had someting to do with it.
Me: Well, feels great to be completely alive again. (we both laugh)

The End

peacebaby7 and CarlosPenaLove like this

RockOnPoM Wow that was a great story! Nice job!

TheRatKing1 Woah woah woah and woah! Since when does Kowalski have a kid? i don't remember that in the other stories you wrote!

mostar1219 ^ actually, two and a granddaughter

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Chapter 3: I find a File that says Kaboom.

posted by Rini_Kowalski

"Uncle Skipper?" I đã đưa ý kiến in a hush tone as I peeked my head inside the door. I could hear my sister Athena getting all flattered bởi the các bình luận they had made about her.
"Uncle Skipper? Your arch nemesis is the TV..."
Skipper tossed to the other side "ughh he got in prison..That's nice Kowalski.. Go and finish that invention of yours..."
"No! Uncle Skipper it's Widget! Dr. Blowhole is on the TV!" I started to tap him.
Skipper smacked my flipper away like I was a fly.
"Only one thing to do..." I pushed him out of the bed. That got him up.
His eyes had ngọn lửa, chữa cháy in them "Widget! Didn't I tell bạn NOT TO...

Nolan Miles , Me and Myself, Prt2. My old Shadow.

posted by NolanMiles

I can hear something, it is very faint, I can tell it's a woman. It's a lady-like voice.

"Try again, why don't you." She says.

I can here that clearly. Finally.
My eyes are de-blurifying.

I can now see her face. Oh my God! It's Pauline. Just as pretty as she was back then.
F.Y.I.: She was my girlfriend. A Long time ago. I đã đưa ý kiến I don't have a Girlfriend, Not I that I "Didn't".

"Pauline, How bạn doin'?" I laughed out. I feel drunk. And how ironic? I was before, with the same girl!

"Fine." She says, I can tell he still hates me for what I did.

I was young. Real young. một giây năm on the force.
She was...

A chim cánh cụt tình yêu Story part 5

posted by Shadowpenguin

Skipper's turn to tell about his childhood. "Well, I was born somewhere, out the zoo, life wasn't easy. My family lived on a stormy cliff. One day, I fell into the water. A lông, lông thú niêm phong, con dấu went after me, I escaped bởi boarding a Navy ship. The humans on the ship used me as a spy, to spy against enemies. But a zoo took me away and, here I am,"

Pluma squinted at Skipper. "That can't be your whole story!" Skipper looked uncomfortable. "It's......... classified," He murmured. Pluma understood. "Okay, I'm fine with that, just as long I'm with you...it's okay," She reassured him, seeing his guilty face. Skipper...

Castlevania Symphomy of the night (PoM version) Chapter 2

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

As Skipper entered the lâu đài right before he got inside a huge chó sói, sói monster stood in his way, but he easily killed with one hit of his sword. As he went inside two thêm chó sói, sói monsters where in his way, but like the last one he killed them both with one Slash from his powerful sword. The lights of the lâu đài then went on and right out of the ground zombies raised from the ground. One bởi one then came but he was still no problem for the chim cánh cụt vampire. Killing of all them he made his way into the tiếp theo room, he went down the stairs to...

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Championships of central park zoo (Chapter1) part one

posted by Crazyface1127

The penguins were doing their daily cleaning around their HQ. "Hello silly penguins!" king Julien đã đưa ý kiến as he walked into their HQ. "Ringtail? What is with the jogging outfit?" "There is a race soon!" "Ok then...Have fun with that." "But bạn don't understand! There are prizes!" " Ooo! CANDY!" Shouted Private. "Fine! We'll take bạn on in a race ringtail. And I can tell bạn that were going to win!" "Hey guys! Did bạn say something about a race?" Asked Marlene.
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The War Times chapter 1: the hard times

posted by fun123fun

it was a normal ngày in Antartica
marry was the wife of the leder of the artic army Germamy Scar. a baby was born named polly. but those were bad times. penguins from denmark were comeing in ships,hans as there leader. marry was Mất tích and found the denmark hideout. they wanted antartica for themselfs so they knew they had to take out the leader of the army for the artic.marry heard everyword. "we will kidnap the leader's doughter so he will have to give up!" đã đưa ý kiến hans. marry ran to her igloo and got her dougter.she put he in a wooden thùng with a locket around her neack.It was the only way to...

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Cookies, Games & Snowcones XXL part 2

posted by Sandrei

Here's part two:) Enjoy!

CHAPTER TWO: Gameboy

"All right then.. so what shall we begin with?" wondered Kowalski, staring down at the piece of paper with set of Skipper's new excersises written on it.

"Errm.. Kowalski.."chirped Private, raising his flipper up. "Sorry to disturb bạn right now, but.. I guess I've got a call from nature.. And it would be better If I answered it right away".
"But bạn know, we've got a bathroom emergency? It all got stuck up after Rico had accidently flushed his hammer down the toilet." asked Kowalski, turning his eyes at the youngest penguin.
"Yes I know. But that's...

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A một giây Chance- Life: Chapter 2: Comfort

posted by ggreen7295

The newly created chim cánh cụt stared blankly at his fish. Having tears forming at his eyes, soaking his feathers on contact with the salty liquid. He couldn't stop thinking about his past life as a human. He missed his family, his friends. Everything is going to hell. And no matter how much he wished, he was stuck like like this, a flightless bird.

The short chim cánh cụt in fount of him had a concerned expression stuck on his face. He felt like he needed to say something, something to comfort him.

"A-are bạn alright?" He đã đưa ý kiến in a British voice.

He didn't respond. Before the British bird could speak up,...

A chim cánh cụt in Wonderland Part 2

posted by SJ_waddles

Private: I must become small! is this the bottle? no, it's the table, wait... The bottle is on top!

*pours bottle, but it was thêm like a drop for the size Private has became.* Yes it's working *shrinks* oh noo i should have though this out first! *falls into bottle that is now floating in the tears* oh no! the key! goo dthing i can swim, *jumps in water and sits on the key* now, all i have to do is steer it inside the key WHOA!

*before he knew it he fell off the key! and now there was a whirlpool! Private swam to the key hole, and outside the hole was, wonderland*

Private: Amazing! This can't...

FanFic Awards

posted by ggreen7295

ggreen7295 here! So I had this crazyish idea. To celebrate the authors, stories, OCs, and other PoM things created on FF, I wanted to have a "Academy Awardish thing" for bạn guys. Like, there would be categories such as

Best Author

Best Fanfic

Best T rated Fanfic

Best M rated Fanfic

Best Romance

Best Horror

Most Depressing fanfic

Best Humanized fanfic

Best One shot

Yeah those are just the one's off the hàng đầu, đầu trang of my head. Of course I can't do this bởi myself. I need no co workers some other people to help my make decisions. Like first of all... What should we call this? Write a review explaining why bạn should help me do this. Well that's all...Hmm I should write my story... Hey, Xbox! :/ (Must play Borderlands)

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Physeter Macrocephalus -- Third Installment

posted by IamAngel624

Blowhole was now undergoing great humiliation. He was currently being transported in a self-steering pick-up truck. Holograms of humans, surprisingly realistic animations of his own making, were seating at the driver’s ghế, chỗ ngồi and in the giường of the truck with him. Although it was quite humiliating, to appear so helpless and being assisted bởi humans…but it was the only way he could be transported to the drop-off point without igniting suspicion.

A towel was draped over Blowhole’s tail; to any humans that happened to see, it would appear like a makeshift device to keep his body temperature...

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The chim cánh cụt West bởi chim cánh cụt Girl. ( Part 3 )

posted by rico911910

(For thoughs who have not read the secont one, Kowalski and Rico have just gotten in troble with abounch of mercats and there leader, but just interupted bởi an unknown voice......)
The chim cánh cụt West bởi chim cánh cụt Girl
"Yor town?" He then walks up to the stranger and says "I recken you'ed better eat thoughs there words because I run this here town you've got it? An't nobody goin to come in here and tell me other whys!" Then suddenly taking a step back when he saw the unknown stranger get up.
"Ow, realy?" He says in a misteras voice walking up to the mercat leader like he did not even notist that he...

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The chim cánh cụt West bởi chim cánh cụt Girl. ( Part 2 )

posted by rico911910

(for all thoughs who didn't read the first one kowalski's invention pulled every body into Skippers dream will they were all sleeping and made it become real right now they woke up in what apeard to be a desert......)
The chim cánh cụt West bởi chim cánh cụt Girl
"what in the tình yêu of science?" Kowalski says confused as he looked around.
"Um...Kowalski I don't suppose bạn know were we are do you?" Privat says looking at kowalski.
"Nagatory." đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski in return.
"Hay!, look over there!" Privat yelld to the reast of them will pointing at a small town off in the distance. When they got to the small town it...

The Great Migration (3. I Spy You)

posted by Aquade

I just learned about the Great Migration in history class today. I knew it sounded familiar! :P Anyway, no relation between this and the history one.
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"So, who likes surprises?"

"Private," Skipper sipped his cá coffee, "I'm having an odd case of déjà vu." He banged his mug down on the table. "And I'm not liking it!"

Kowalski sat down beside his leader. "You're not the only one, sir."

Private glanced between them nervously. "I know you're both thinking about the Antarctic incident, but this is different! Besides, we did learn that penguins and leopard seals can live together...

I Work Alone (12. One, Two, Three)

posted by Aquade

The sun had set, and it was time for action. "Everybody set?" Skipper asked.

We all checked our equipment for the umpteenth time. "Yup!"

"We shake on my count….NOW!"

We all started to shake the soda bottles strapped onto our backs. The huy hiệu exploded, and we rocketed into the air. "Yahoo!" I yelled. "This feels great!"

Skipper smirked at me. "This is what flying feels like."

I grinned back at him. Our relationship had gotten better and better, much to the relief of the other penguins. "We were made for this!" I said.

I rolled over in the air. "Why didn't we do this before?" I was slightly hurt that...

I Work Alone (9. Reasons)

posted by Aquade

“Ah, long time to see, eh?” đã đưa ý kiến the badger, whirling the blade between his hands. “You know, bạn left before we could give bạn a proper farewell.”

Private found his voice. “You lied to me. There are no such things as bơ, miếng bơ, butterscotch lolly trees.”

“That was merely a joke.”

“You’re sick. You’ve played the trick on many poor souls before.”

“Another side of you, I see.”

“It’s not one that I like to show.”

“Yes, it doesn’t fit you. The others were…..unfortunate.”

“I know the truth.”

“Yes, bạn do, don’t you? Which is why, I can’t let bạn live. See,...

Unexpected Events Chapter Nine

posted by Cowtails

~ Skipper, Rico, and Kowalski were wiggling through the vents. They stopped above the room where Cowtails was.

"well then...I guess uh..." Cowtails said, getting out of the bed.

~ "YES YES!" Sweet Pripper squealed. Then she paused, "Did i just girly squeal? Who cares!" "PRIVATE ASKED ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND! YAY!" She screamed. SP got up to dance but fell down, "DARN IT! My leg ruined my dancing!"

Private giggled, "well what do we do now?"

~ "Is someone in the air-vent? hoặc is that just me?" Blowhole asked.

~ "I guess stay here." SP đã đưa ý kiến with a sigh.

~ "so much for a romantic moment..." Cowtails...

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Cheerleader Julien

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Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar

added by KowalSkip9

Source: ME!

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Compare Mort!

added by CuteCuddly

Source: Me and Google images.