Private: Oh dear!
Kowalski: This is weird!
Rico: Hey, I have a beard!
Julien: My âm nhạc box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!
Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?
Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!
Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!
Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!
Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!
Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!
Kowalski: Do bạn mind? This is science!
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!
Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-
Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player.
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer!
Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing! bạn don't have a choice but to modulate your voice because everybody must sing!
Zoo Animals: Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing!
Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble!
Blowhole: It's a melodious sort of trouble!
Kowalski: Like Broadway, but involuntary!
Blowhole: Don't need a rhyming dictionary!
Kowalski: And if you're out of key-
Blowhole: The last thing bạn will see-
Kowalski: Is this mutant talent judge-
Blowhole: Who evidently holds a grudge!
Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing! bạn don't have a choice, so raise your pretty voice, because everybody must sing!
Zoo Animals: Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing! Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing!
Blowhole: Now listen to me, pen-gu-win!
Kowalski: I'm all earholes, dolph-er-in!
Blowhole: We have to think fast!
Kowalski: Before the sonic blast!
Kowalski: This is weird!
Rico: Hey, I have a beard!
Julien: My âm nhạc box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!
Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?
Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!
Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!
Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!
Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!
Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!
Kowalski: Do bạn mind? This is science!
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!
Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-
Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player.
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer!
Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing! bạn don't have a choice but to modulate your voice because everybody must sing!
Zoo Animals: Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing!
Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble!
Blowhole: It's a melodious sort of trouble!
Kowalski: Like Broadway, but involuntary!
Blowhole: Don't need a rhyming dictionary!
Kowalski: And if you're out of key-
Blowhole: The last thing bạn will see-
Kowalski: Is this mutant talent judge-
Blowhole: Who evidently holds a grudge!
Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing! bạn don't have a choice, so raise your pretty voice, because everybody must sing!
Zoo Animals: Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing! Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing!
Blowhole: Now listen to me, pen-gu-win!
Kowalski: I'm all earholes, dolph-er-in!
Blowhole: We have to think fast!
Kowalski: Before the sonic blast!
I Wanna Control bạn - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole
Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't bạn listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO
In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed bởi ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED
Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make bạn mine
I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope bạn shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony
Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!
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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if bạn spot anything bạn know is a mistake.
Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't bạn listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO
In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed bởi ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED
Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make bạn mine
I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope bạn shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony
Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!
———
If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if bạn spot anything bạn know is a mistake.
Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.
Kowalski pulls out a đàn ghi ta, guitar and starts playing
Kowalski:
Stunning like a bờ biển, bãi biển sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.
Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would tình yêu me,
We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,
Doris, the dolphin,
Why did bạn abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would tình yêu me,
If only she would tình yêu me.
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Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish nghề viết văn now, coz SOME ngẫu nhiên FAG ON fanpop IS đọc MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.