Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar Article: Plight of the "My Car!" Guy

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Note: For a while, I've had an idea about nghề viết văn a short scene with the unseen "My car!" guy, whose car is frequently damaged hoặc destroyed bởi the penguins. And today I have written such a scene. I hope bạn will enjoy it.

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The man sighed and then dialed his cell phone. "Hi, I would like to file a claim for the damage my car sustained this morning," he đã đưa ý kiến when his call was answered bởi an agent at the auto insurance company.

"What is the nature of the damage to your vehicle, sir?" the agent asked.

"It's totaled. There was an explosion of some sort as I was walking back to where I had parked it on Fifth Avenue. There are parts scattered all over the place."

The agent took a glance at the caller ID to see the name and phone number of the man she was speaking with. She knew it. "Again, Paul?" she đã đưa ý kiến as she rolled her eyes. "Seriously? Do bạn know how many claims you've filed with us since we've been your insurance provider?"

"Sixteen. But that's beside the point. The point is that just as soon as I acquire a new vehicle, the thing blows up on me. I seriously believe that someone is out to get me. In fact, I recall seeing four small shadows fleeing from the area after the explosion occurred this morning. I think there may be a gang of dwarfs involved."

The agent shook her head. "I beg to differ. At this point, I'm highly suspecting fraud. As soon as I clear it with my supervisor, I'm going to terminate your policy with us and refer your claims to our fraud division."

Paul sighed. "Ma'am, you've got to believe me. I certainly understand if bạn need to raise my rate a little again, but I'm not trying to deceive anybody. My cars just keep blowing up, and that's the truth."

[Story last edited October 18, 2013.]

peacebaby7, ImAnEasel and 5 others like this

Motorbreath It’s strange that just the other week while watching “Rodger Dodger” I had a similar thought. My exact quote: “Wow, that guy’s insurance rate must be through the roof!” And I’m not sure how many policies cover “blown up by regurgitated grenade” anyway.

EppofangirlXD Very funny. XD It was formal, making it a bit hard to understand each word. But more or less the same...16 EXPLOSIONS?! Poor guy.

skipperfan5431 Hahahahahahah..........................DWARFS!?!?! XD

KowalskiRocks O_O

peacebaby7 Dwarfs!? Really?! XD @Motorbreath I agree....I don't think many insurance policies cover "blown up by a regurgitated grenade" instances.

CuteCuddly LOL, very good, SJF.

optionsguy sorry sir, attacked by grudge holding dwarfs is not in your polict

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lions,and tigers,AND PENGUINS?! chaper1: the rumor

posted by fun123fun

NOTE: IN THIS SERIES SOME OF THE STORYS IS BASE ON A TURE STORY
NOTE2: THIS STORY HAS NO LIONS IN IT EVEN IF THE tiêu đề SAYS LIONS

One ngày the penguins were keeping the crowd entertined bởi doing there adorible tricks. The hiển thị was over and the crowed was off going to see other động vật where thêm people went to see them untill they heard people screming.

"what was that skippa?"private said
"thats just the crowd talking about the show"skipper said
"no not that that. that" kowlski đã đưa ý kiến and turned skipper around and points where the sound is comeing from.
the screaming stoped and there the penguins...

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The New Recruit: Part 6

posted by TeamPeeta649

The boys were out on the platform, doing their morning stretches. But Kowalski's mind was somewhere else. It was on Tara. It was the ngày after they had kissed and his head was in the clouds.

Skipper:"Kowalski!"

The rest of the team was watching him as he stared at nothing. Kowalski shook his head as if to clear it.

Kolwalski:"Huh? What? Oh, sorry. I was just um...thinking about one of my new inventions."
Skipper:"Think about that on your own time Kowalski. We've got training to do."

They contiuned on with their exercises but Kolwalski still couldn't concentrate. Finally Skipper told him to take...

Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 2

posted by jackandjill2

It was six o’ clock - 18:00 hours. All the penguins were busying themselves in the HQ. Skipper was nghề viết văn up his daily báo cáo to himself; Kowalski was working furiously on his clipboard, on the verge of the possibility to divide bởi zero; Private was merrily working out a puzzle with a picture of a kẹo store on it; Rico was brushing his doll’s hair and humming to himself. All was quiet - except the sounds of humming and scribbling - just the way they liked it.

Skipper put down his pencil and just basked in his own thoughts for a while. He realized that he could quite possibly be the luckiest...

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Skipper and the Church, Epilogue: Return

posted by beastialmoon

Everyone was gathered around the billboard. A sign, legible only bởi the chimps, had been tacked on the billboard.

“Excuse me, coming through, excuse me.” Marlene pushed her way to the front of the crowd. she tried to make sense of the markings, but could not.

“What’s it say?” she asked Mason.

“There is a guest speaker this Sunday for the morning service. Although who, it doesn’t say.”

The crowd murmured. Who could be speaking? They wondered. their best speaker so far had been a chim vẹt, cá voi, macaw from the Washington Zoo, and even he stumbled a bit.

Sunday came, and the whole zoo crowded...

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A một giây chance for tình yêu (chapter 4)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 4

The tiếp theo after Skipper’s and Marlene’s ngày that gone wrong Skipper decided to the otter’s habitat, but not to talk to Marlene but to talk to Brandon. As Skipper got there Marlene was not there she was over at the dolphin’s habitat to do some girl talk with Doris the dolphin. Brandon was not outside so Skipper assumes that he was inside the cave. Skipper went inside to see Brandon with his playing his guitar.

“Hey Brandon I need to talk to you.”

“It’s about your ngày last night with Marlene isn’t it?”

“Yes, so I take...

Voliet's Revenge: 3

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

"Hand me those needle nose pilers." ordered a female machanist. "Here bạn go, sweetheart." đã đưa ý kiến a male voice. "Hey, Janie, there's another giống ngựa rừng ở mể tây cơ, mustang in need of a battery." "Not now, Emilie." "Chance?" asked Emilie. "Tell them to bring it in tomorrow." "K." replied Emilie. "So how's your little sis, Kaitlyn." "Dunno, don care." đã đưa ý kiến the skinny chim cánh cụt simply. But she knew everything that had been going on, on the humanless island. Little did anyone know she was a spy and assassin for Voliet.

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"Wakey wakey." "Whaaa!?" Kaitlyn immediatly jumped up. "Hello, pretty...

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Chapter 3: I find a File that says Kaboom.

posted by Rini_Kowalski

"Uncle Skipper?" I đã đưa ý kiến in a hush tone as I peeked my head inside the door. I could hear my sister Athena getting all flattered bởi the các bình luận they had made about her.
"Uncle Skipper? Your arch nemesis is the TV..."
Skipper tossed to the other side "ughh he got in prison..That's nice Kowalski.. Go and finish that invention of yours..."
"No! Uncle Skipper it's Widget! Dr. Blowhole is on the TV!" I started to tap him.
Skipper smacked my flipper away like I was a fly.
"Only one thing to do..." I pushed him out of the bed. That got him up.
His eyes had ngọn lửa, chữa cháy in them "Widget! Didn't I tell bạn NOT TO...

Nolan Miles , Me and Myself, Prt2. My old Shadow.

posted by NolanMiles

I can hear something, it is very faint, I can tell it's a woman. It's a lady-like voice.

"Try again, why don't you." She says.

I can here that clearly. Finally.
My eyes are de-blurifying.

I can now see her face. Oh my God! It's Pauline. Just as pretty as she was back then.
F.Y.I.: She was my girlfriend. A Long time ago. I đã đưa ý kiến I don't have a Girlfriend, Not I that I "Didn't".

"Pauline, How bạn doin'?" I laughed out. I feel drunk. And how ironic? I was before, with the same girl!

"Fine." She says, I can tell he still hates me for what I did.

I was young. Real young. một giây năm on the force.
She was...

A chim cánh cụt tình yêu Story part 5

posted by Shadowpenguin

Skipper's turn to tell about his childhood. "Well, I was born somewhere, out the zoo, life wasn't easy. My family lived on a stormy cliff. One day, I fell into the water. A lông, lông thú niêm phong, con dấu went after me, I escaped bởi boarding a Navy ship. The humans on the ship used me as a spy, to spy against enemies. But a zoo took me away and, here I am,"

Pluma squinted at Skipper. "That can't be your whole story!" Skipper looked uncomfortable. "It's......... classified," He murmured. Pluma understood. "Okay, I'm fine with that, just as long I'm with you...it's okay," She reassured him, seeing his guilty face. Skipper...

Castlevania Symphomy of the night (PoM version) Chapter 2

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

As Skipper entered the lâu đài right before he got inside a huge chó sói, sói monster stood in his way, but he easily killed with one hit of his sword. As he went inside two thêm chó sói, sói monsters where in his way, but like the last one he killed them both with one Slash from his powerful sword. The lights of the lâu đài then went on and right out of the ground zombies raised from the ground. One bởi one then came but he was still no problem for the chim cánh cụt vampire. Killing of all them he made his way into the tiếp theo room, he went down the stairs to...

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Championships of central park zoo (Chapter1) part one

posted by Crazyface1127

The penguins were doing their daily cleaning around their HQ. "Hello silly penguins!" king Julien đã đưa ý kiến as he walked into their HQ. "Ringtail? What is with the jogging outfit?" "There is a race soon!" "Ok then...Have fun with that." "But bạn don't understand! There are prizes!" " Ooo! CANDY!" Shouted Private. "Fine! We'll take bạn on in a race ringtail. And I can tell bạn that were going to win!" "Hey guys! Did bạn say something about a race?" Asked Marlene.
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The War Times chapter 1: the hard times

posted by fun123fun

it was a normal ngày in Antartica
marry was the wife of the leder of the artic army Germamy Scar. a baby was born named polly. but those were bad times. penguins from denmark were comeing in ships,hans as there leader. marry was Mất tích and found the denmark hideout. they wanted antartica for themselfs so they knew they had to take out the leader of the army for the artic.marry heard everyword. "we will kidnap the leader's doughter so he will have to give up!" đã đưa ý kiến hans. marry ran to her igloo and got her dougter.she put he in a wooden thùng with a locket around her neack.It was the only way to...

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Cookies, Games & Snowcones XXL part 2

posted by Sandrei

Here's part two:) Enjoy!

CHAPTER TWO: Gameboy

"All right then.. so what shall we begin with?" wondered Kowalski, staring down at the piece of paper with set of Skipper's new excersises written on it.

"Errm.. Kowalski.."chirped Private, raising his flipper up. "Sorry to disturb bạn right now, but.. I guess I've got a call from nature.. And it would be better If I answered it right away".
"But bạn know, we've got a bathroom emergency? It all got stuck up after Rico had accidently flushed his hammer down the toilet." asked Kowalski, turning his eyes at the youngest penguin.
"Yes I know. But that's...

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A một giây Chance- Life: Chapter 2: Comfort

posted by ggreen7295

The newly created chim cánh cụt stared blankly at his fish. Having tears forming at his eyes, soaking his feathers on contact with the salty liquid. He couldn't stop thinking about his past life as a human. He missed his family, his friends. Everything is going to hell. And no matter how much he wished, he was stuck like like this, a flightless bird.

The short chim cánh cụt in fount of him had a concerned expression stuck on his face. He felt like he needed to say something, something to comfort him.

"A-are bạn alright?" He đã đưa ý kiến in a British voice.

He didn't respond. Before the British bird could speak up,...

A chim cánh cụt in Wonderland Part 2

posted by SJ_waddles

Private: I must become small! is this the bottle? no, it's the table, wait... The bottle is on top!

*pours bottle, but it was thêm like a drop for the size Private has became.* Yes it's working *shrinks* oh noo i should have though this out first! *falls into bottle that is now floating in the tears* oh no! the key! goo dthing i can swim, *jumps in water and sits on the key* now, all i have to do is steer it inside the key WHOA!

*before he knew it he fell off the key! and now there was a whirlpool! Private swam to the key hole, and outside the hole was, wonderland*

Private: Amazing! This can't...

FanFic Awards

posted by ggreen7295

ggreen7295 here! So I had this crazyish idea. To celebrate the authors, stories, OCs, and other PoM things created on FF, I wanted to have a "Academy Awardish thing" for bạn guys. Like, there would be categories such as

Best Author

Best Fanfic

Best T rated Fanfic

Best M rated Fanfic

Best Romance

Best Horror

Most Depressing fanfic

Best Humanized fanfic

Best One shot

Yeah those are just the one's off the hàng đầu, đầu trang of my head. Of course I can't do this bởi myself. I need no co workers some other people to help my make decisions. Like first of all... What should we call this? Write a review explaining why bạn should help me do this. Well that's all...Hmm I should write my story... Hey, Xbox! :/ (Must play Borderlands)

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Physeter Macrocephalus -- Third Installment

posted by IamAngel624

Blowhole was now undergoing great humiliation. He was currently being transported in a self-steering pick-up truck. Holograms of humans, surprisingly realistic animations of his own making, were seating at the driver’s ghế, chỗ ngồi and in the giường of the truck with him. Although it was quite humiliating, to appear so helpless and being assisted bởi humans…but it was the only way he could be transported to the drop-off point without igniting suspicion.

A towel was draped over Blowhole’s tail; to any humans that happened to see, it would appear like a makeshift device to keep his body temperature...

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The chim cánh cụt West bởi chim cánh cụt Girl. ( Part 3 )

posted by rico911910

(For thoughs who have not read the secont one, Kowalski and Rico have just gotten in troble with abounch of mercats and there leader, but just interupted bởi an unknown voice......)
The chim cánh cụt West bởi chim cánh cụt Girl
"Yor town?" He then walks up to the stranger and says "I recken you'ed better eat thoughs there words because I run this here town you've got it? An't nobody goin to come in here and tell me other whys!" Then suddenly taking a step back when he saw the unknown stranger get up.
"Ow, realy?" He says in a misteras voice walking up to the mercat leader like he did not even notist that he...

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The chim cánh cụt West bởi chim cánh cụt Girl. ( Part 2 )

posted by rico911910

(for all thoughs who didn't read the first one kowalski's invention pulled every body into Skippers dream will they were all sleeping and made it become real right now they woke up in what apeard to be a desert......)
The chim cánh cụt West bởi chim cánh cụt Girl
"what in the tình yêu of science?" Kowalski says confused as he looked around.
"Um...Kowalski I don't suppose bạn know were we are do you?" Privat says looking at kowalski.
"Nagatory." đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski in return.
"Hay!, look over there!" Privat yelld to the reast of them will pointing at a small town off in the distance. When they got to the small town it...

The Great Migration (3. I Spy You)

posted by Aquade

I just learned about the Great Migration in history class today. I knew it sounded familiar! :P Anyway, no relation between this and the history one.
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"So, who likes surprises?"

"Private," Skipper sipped his cá coffee, "I'm having an odd case of déjà vu." He banged his mug down on the table. "And I'm not liking it!"

Kowalski sat down beside his leader. "You're not the only one, sir."

Private glanced between them nervously. "I know you're both thinking about the Antarctic incident, but this is different! Besides, we did learn that penguins and leopard seals can live together...