Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar Article: Been to Hell (PG for lyrics)

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posted by dxarmy423

(The penguins hát some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed bởi repeating đàn ghi ta, guitar frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring bạn to your knees
It will make bạn beg for thêm until
bạn can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But bạn like what bạn see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what bạn need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

bạn better grap a hold
Cause now bạn know your fallin apart
bạn thought these streets were paved with vàng
But they're dirty and dark!!

Private and Kowalski:

BEEN TO HELL!

Rico:

I CAN hiển thị bạn THE DEVIL!

Private and Kowalski:

DOWN bạn FELL!

Rico:

CAN'T HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER!

Private and Kowalski:

SOUL TO SELL!

Rico:

DOWN HERE bạn LIVE FOREVER!
WELCOME TO A PLACE WHERE DREAMS BECOME NIGHTMARES!

King Julien:

In the belly of the best, I’m a chó sói, sói amongst sheep
At the bottom of the đồi núi, hill but at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the street

Maurice:

Above the boulevard schoolyard victim of deceit
And your running hard
But this chó sói, sói it’s always at your feet

Skipper:

Ya you’ve seen it all before
But the wolf’s outside your door
And you’re old enough to run bạn ain’t hiding anymore
Another victim of the ngôi sao spangled banner of the street

Rico:

Now you’re in the world of the wolves!
And we welcome all bạn sheep!

Private and Kowalski:

BEEN TO HELL!

Rico:

I CAN hiển thị bạn THE DEVIL!

Private and Kowalski:

DOWN bạn FELL!

Rico:

CAN'T HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER!

Private and Kowalski:

SOUL TO SELL!

Rico:

DOWN HERE bạn LIVE FOREVER!
WELCOME TO A PLACE WHERE DREAMS BECOME NIGHTMARES!

Skipper:

bạn need to wake up and face it
So bạn can taste my reality
Now you’re stuck in this place bạn hate
And bạn came here so happily

King Julien:

Then it made bạn lose your faith
And that’s what fucked with your sanity
Say goodbye to your soul and say hello to your vanity

Rico:

Hollywood is your friend and the Undead are your family
We’ll take bạn to the edge
Turn your regret into agony
And I’ll never let bạn go
Cause I know you’ll come back to me
I’m the reason bạn came here, I’m the American Tragedy!

Private and Kowalski:

BEEN TO HELL!

Rico:

I CAN hiển thị bạn THE DEVIL!

Private and Kowalski:

DOWN bạn FELL!

Rico:

CAN'T HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER!

Private and Kowalski:

SOUL TO SELL!

Rico:

DOWN HERE bạn LIVE FOREVER!
WELCOME TO A PLACE WHERE DREAMS BECOME NIGHTMARES!!!

Everybody:

WELCOME!!!

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Shake Your Booty

posted by Aquade

"All right, Kowalski." Skipper banged on the door. "Let's see that invention of yours."

"Give me a few thêm minutes" was the muffled reply.

Skipper groaned loudly and waddled toward the table. Taking a deck of cards, he sat down and looked at the other penguins. "Anybody up for a game of cards? We're playing Stomp the Wombat."

It was a few games later that Kowalski came out, his face beaming. "I've done it!" he exclaimed.

"Let's see it," đã đưa ý kiến Skipper. "You know your invention?"

Private nervously tapped his two flippers together. "Is it going to be dangerous?"

Kowalski scoffed. "Of course not!"

Rico...

Kowalski

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Skipper

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Penguins of madagascar hình nền

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Source: Dreamworks

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Kowalski Shakes his Booty ;) (Mental hen)

added by Matchmaker11

This is for the fangirls. ;) This is also for the people who heard of the dance but didn't get to see the episode. I can đăng tải the whole episode later.

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