ok guys so all this freaking hilarious one no hiển thị đồi núi, hill crap is getting crazy! bạn know what that means instant inspiration! so here's some crap i just threw together hope bạn like
Chad sits in his trailer and flips open the Wilmington newspaper.
"One cây đồi núi, hill renewed for 7th season" he reads aloud laughing to himself. He picks up his phone and dials a number still laughing as the person các câu trả lời "Hello" the person on the other line says.
"You are freaking kidding me right? A new season? bạn are seriously an idiot aren't you?
"Hey Chad, no they've confirmed it. We will be having a new season.
"Well count me out. Dude bạn already don't pay me enough. This is my hiển thị I'm the star.
"Yeah Chad bạn are the star, but bạn know I can't pay bạn anymore"
"Yeah because your either to busy fantasizing about Hilarie hoặc giving all the money to Lee because he is the One cây đồi núi, hill version of yourself."
"Okay first of all Hil is hot and I'm a forty something năm old man still living with my parents, and Mouth is the coolest. xin chào and aren't bạn the one who always called us the little engine that could?"
"That freaking engine is dead, and your main conductor aka me has jumped off that caboose!I'm not coming back so why don't bạn do us all a favor and just like kill off my whiny character hoặc make him di chuyển away hoặc some crap like that"
"Chad..."
"Hanging up now"
"But.."
"Bu bye"
ring ring
"Oh God not again" Mark says and picks up his phone
"Hey Mark" Hil says over the line enthusiastically.
"Hey Hil, so have bạn heard they've renewed us for a new season?"
"Oh that's great"
"Really? So you'll do it?"
"Oh hell know but bạn have fun with that?"
"But Hil, this is your hiển thị now. Chad's gone so it's your time to shine. bạn can be the main star"
"Dude I already am, speaking of could bạn take those pics of me off your tường they totally creep me out"
"Oh yeah sorry" Mark says sheepishly.
"Yeah I mean without Chad I have nobody to kiss, I mean unless bạn make it a breyton lesbian tình yêu fest! That would totally appeal to the gay audience!"
"Yeah I don't know.."
"Yeah well I'm out. See bạn later bạn big lug!
"Bye Hilarie"
"Oh and bạn should totally go to my blog Southern Gô tích productions"
"Sure bye Hilarie"
"If bạn need a job I here Gossip Girl is hiring"
"See bạn later"
ring ring
"Are bạn freaking kidding me" Mark whispers under his breathe before answering the phone.
"Hello"
"Hey Mark it's Soph"
"Oh xin chào Soph! I can always count on bạn to come through"
"About that Mark...I'm out"
"Soph"
"I'm sorry but I can't bạn know."
"But Soph, Chad and Hilarie are gone, this is your hiển thị now!"
"No offense Mark, but this is kind of my show. I mean everybody loves Brooke, but I can't."
"Soph"
"Seriously Mark. It's like I'm in relationship twilight zone. I have to work with my ex-husband, my ex- boyfriend, and my sort of kind of current boyfriend. I mean that's like way screwed up"
"Well we could totally write that into the show. I mean I usually just put whatever crap happens in your life on the hiển thị anyway."
"Trust me I know. I would have offered Breyton smut, but since Hil is out, I'm out too. Bye Mark."
"Wait dude I'll totally put in the lesbian..."
"Have a lovely ngày Mark" Sophia says before hanging up.
"Just great, three out, two to go"
ring ring
"When does that do not call button kick in" he askes himself before picking up the phone."
"I'm out"
"Good morning to bạn too Joy"
"Sorry, good morning, but I'm out"
"Why?"
"Because we've been on this hiển thị for 6 years, and I want to go trang chủ and get pregnant, like really good and pregnant"
"Oh come on, it's your hiển thị now Joy. bạn can get pregnant anytime, but right now this is your chance. Chad, Hil, and Soph are out it's your hiển thị now"
"Which I've have to say would be about damn time. You've been giving me all the crappy storylines. Double ngày with Mia and Chase? I mean really bạn couldn't give Naley one hot night out, just the two of them?
"Ok fine I'll turn the hiển thị into a Naley porno is that what bạn want? Because I'll do it, all the rain scenes bạn could want"
"Oh yeah and speaking of no rain scenes? Really Mark your a dumbbutt"
"So I've been told"
"I would say that Lucas and I should do like a whole affair thing but since Chad's out, I'm out too"
"Are bạn kidding me"
"Nope, now bye" Joy đã đưa ý kiến cheerfully as she hung up the phone.
"Yeah bye" he đã đưa ý kiến mockingly. "Man I'm freaking Mark Schwann. The creator of One cây Hill, loved bởi all, well except for the occasional 100 death threats, but anyway"
Mark is taken out of his delusions bởi a ringing phone.
ring ring
"What?" he yells loudly.
"Okay I'm guessing everyone else has called, so I'll make this short and sweet. I'm out, there is not enough scenes of me shirtless, I haven't got to Kiss Sophia yet which really pisses me off, and quiet frankly I just don't like you."
"Anything else"
"Oh yeah I think that your a freak and bạn are super stalkerish when it comes to HB"
"Ok bạn caught me kissing her pic one time"
"French kissing it, don't remind me. Anyway why don't bạn try Jackson. I'm sure he'd tình yêu a Jamie spin off"
"This could have been your hiển thị James"
"Dude it already was. Did bạn not see all the girls screaming my name?"
"Ok bye"
"Cya NBA here I come" James says before hanging up the phone.
"Pipe dreams" Mark says rolling his eyes.
"Well Jackson it is then" Mark says dialing his number.
ring ring
"Hello"
"Jackon my man"
"Mark my man, what's happening?"
"You are buddy. I'm talking a whole new show. A Jamie spinoff"
"Oh Mark that sounds cool, but Disney already called."
"Disney?"
"Yep. They want to make a movie about me. Jackson and Chester goes Hollywood. We're going to be stars! Isn't that right Chester" Jamie says, giggling at his rabbit.
"J bud that's great! But bạn could also be a ngôi sao on your own show. Doesn't that sound great?"
"No offense Mark, but I did own the show. I'm the cutest, everyone loves Jimmy Jam."
"Jackons"
"Oh gotta go Mark. Mom has icecream. Mmm yum! Coming mom"
"Shit"
"Ah bạn đã đưa ý kiến a bad word. That's $20 to the Jackson college fund. bạn better pay up mister. Bye." Jackson đã đưa ý kiến before hanging up.
"Great"
ring ring
"I'm out Dawg"
Antwon"
"Sorry this cougar is done"
"Barbara"
"This cockroach has been squashed"
"Paul"
"Sorry"
"Lisa"
"Julian wanted all the girls, there are no girls. Do bạn see my dilemma?"
"Austin"
"Your mini bạn is out. And I'm sick of bạn making me into a mousy whimp. I could totally kick your ass."
"Lee
This continued for the tiếp theo few hours
*The tiếp theo day*
"Looks like your the only one left. I guess your the new Luke"
"I'll do my best" he says before taking his spot on the rivercourt and shooting the ball in the hoop."
"God I guess we are going to have to name the hiển thị ONE because that's all we've got left" Mark đã đưa ý kiến to Greg Prange as they took their seats.
"Oh yeah it's Fergie's time to shine" Fergie says, winking at the camera.
THE END
Chad sits in his trailer and flips open the Wilmington newspaper.
"One cây đồi núi, hill renewed for 7th season" he reads aloud laughing to himself. He picks up his phone and dials a number still laughing as the person các câu trả lời "Hello" the person on the other line says.
"You are freaking kidding me right? A new season? bạn are seriously an idiot aren't you?
"Hey Chad, no they've confirmed it. We will be having a new season.
"Well count me out. Dude bạn already don't pay me enough. This is my hiển thị I'm the star.
"Yeah Chad bạn are the star, but bạn know I can't pay bạn anymore"
"Yeah because your either to busy fantasizing about Hilarie hoặc giving all the money to Lee because he is the One cây đồi núi, hill version of yourself."
"Okay first of all Hil is hot and I'm a forty something năm old man still living with my parents, and Mouth is the coolest. xin chào and aren't bạn the one who always called us the little engine that could?"
"That freaking engine is dead, and your main conductor aka me has jumped off that caboose!I'm not coming back so why don't bạn do us all a favor and just like kill off my whiny character hoặc make him di chuyển away hoặc some crap like that"
"Chad..."
"Hanging up now"
"But.."
"Bu bye"
ring ring
"Oh God not again" Mark says and picks up his phone
"Hey Mark" Hil says over the line enthusiastically.
"Hey Hil, so have bạn heard they've renewed us for a new season?"
"Oh that's great"
"Really? So you'll do it?"
"Oh hell know but bạn have fun with that?"
"But Hil, this is your hiển thị now. Chad's gone so it's your time to shine. bạn can be the main star"
"Dude I already am, speaking of could bạn take those pics of me off your tường they totally creep me out"
"Oh yeah sorry" Mark says sheepishly.
"Yeah I mean without Chad I have nobody to kiss, I mean unless bạn make it a breyton lesbian tình yêu fest! That would totally appeal to the gay audience!"
"Yeah I don't know.."
"Yeah well I'm out. See bạn later bạn big lug!
"Bye Hilarie"
"Oh and bạn should totally go to my blog Southern Gô tích productions"
"Sure bye Hilarie"
"If bạn need a job I here Gossip Girl is hiring"
"See bạn later"
ring ring
"Are bạn freaking kidding me" Mark whispers under his breathe before answering the phone.
"Hello"
"Hey Mark it's Soph"
"Oh xin chào Soph! I can always count on bạn to come through"
"About that Mark...I'm out"
"Soph"
"I'm sorry but I can't bạn know."
"But Soph, Chad and Hilarie are gone, this is your hiển thị now!"
"No offense Mark, but this is kind of my show. I mean everybody loves Brooke, but I can't."
"Soph"
"Seriously Mark. It's like I'm in relationship twilight zone. I have to work with my ex-husband, my ex- boyfriend, and my sort of kind of current boyfriend. I mean that's like way screwed up"
"Well we could totally write that into the show. I mean I usually just put whatever crap happens in your life on the hiển thị anyway."
"Trust me I know. I would have offered Breyton smut, but since Hil is out, I'm out too. Bye Mark."
"Wait dude I'll totally put in the lesbian..."
"Have a lovely ngày Mark" Sophia says before hanging up.
"Just great, three out, two to go"
ring ring
"When does that do not call button kick in" he askes himself before picking up the phone."
"I'm out"
"Good morning to bạn too Joy"
"Sorry, good morning, but I'm out"
"Why?"
"Because we've been on this hiển thị for 6 years, and I want to go trang chủ and get pregnant, like really good and pregnant"
"Oh come on, it's your hiển thị now Joy. bạn can get pregnant anytime, but right now this is your chance. Chad, Hil, and Soph are out it's your hiển thị now"
"Which I've have to say would be about damn time. You've been giving me all the crappy storylines. Double ngày with Mia and Chase? I mean really bạn couldn't give Naley one hot night out, just the two of them?
"Ok fine I'll turn the hiển thị into a Naley porno is that what bạn want? Because I'll do it, all the rain scenes bạn could want"
"Oh yeah and speaking of no rain scenes? Really Mark your a dumbbutt"
"So I've been told"
"I would say that Lucas and I should do like a whole affair thing but since Chad's out, I'm out too"
"Are bạn kidding me"
"Nope, now bye" Joy đã đưa ý kiến cheerfully as she hung up the phone.
"Yeah bye" he đã đưa ý kiến mockingly. "Man I'm freaking Mark Schwann. The creator of One cây Hill, loved bởi all, well except for the occasional 100 death threats, but anyway"
Mark is taken out of his delusions bởi a ringing phone.
ring ring
"What?" he yells loudly.
"Okay I'm guessing everyone else has called, so I'll make this short and sweet. I'm out, there is not enough scenes of me shirtless, I haven't got to Kiss Sophia yet which really pisses me off, and quiet frankly I just don't like you."
"Anything else"
"Oh yeah I think that your a freak and bạn are super stalkerish when it comes to HB"
"Ok bạn caught me kissing her pic one time"
"French kissing it, don't remind me. Anyway why don't bạn try Jackson. I'm sure he'd tình yêu a Jamie spin off"
"This could have been your hiển thị James"
"Dude it already was. Did bạn not see all the girls screaming my name?"
"Ok bye"
"Cya NBA here I come" James says before hanging up the phone.
"Pipe dreams" Mark says rolling his eyes.
"Well Jackson it is then" Mark says dialing his number.
ring ring
"Hello"
"Jackon my man"
"Mark my man, what's happening?"
"You are buddy. I'm talking a whole new show. A Jamie spinoff"
"Oh Mark that sounds cool, but Disney already called."
"Disney?"
"Yep. They want to make a movie about me. Jackson and Chester goes Hollywood. We're going to be stars! Isn't that right Chester" Jamie says, giggling at his rabbit.
"J bud that's great! But bạn could also be a ngôi sao on your own show. Doesn't that sound great?"
"No offense Mark, but I did own the show. I'm the cutest, everyone loves Jimmy Jam."
"Jackons"
"Oh gotta go Mark. Mom has icecream. Mmm yum! Coming mom"
"Shit"
"Ah bạn đã đưa ý kiến a bad word. That's $20 to the Jackson college fund. bạn better pay up mister. Bye." Jackson đã đưa ý kiến before hanging up.
"Great"
ring ring
"I'm out Dawg"
Antwon"
"Sorry this cougar is done"
"Barbara"
"This cockroach has been squashed"
"Paul"
"Sorry"
"Lisa"
"Julian wanted all the girls, there are no girls. Do bạn see my dilemma?"
"Austin"
"Your mini bạn is out. And I'm sick of bạn making me into a mousy whimp. I could totally kick your ass."
"Lee
This continued for the tiếp theo few hours
*The tiếp theo day*
"Looks like your the only one left. I guess your the new Luke"
"I'll do my best" he says before taking his spot on the rivercourt and shooting the ball in the hoop."
"God I guess we are going to have to name the hiển thị ONE because that's all we've got left" Mark đã đưa ý kiến to Greg Prange as they took their seats.
"Oh yeah it's Fergie's time to shine" Fergie says, winking at the camera.
THE END
Fergilicious! its hot hot
