CHAPTER THREE!
You’re a part of my entity, here for infinity!


G: Whaaat did shee saaaaay (8)
S: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
G: RAT????????
S:YES! YOU!
G: What?
S: This song again? Are bạn trying to kill me?
G: Oh my God. I forgot it’s on the black list.
S: Remind me to get bạn a memory someday.
G: Whatever. bạn know bạn tình yêu my voice.
S: Who told bạn that again?
G: You. Remember when you…
S: …when I was drunk!
G: WHORE!
S: SLUT!
Tool: What is going on?
S&G: WHAT?
Tool: Why are bạn two arguing?
S: We’re not.
Tool: The whole block has heard you.
G: Did bạn hear anything? *looking at S*
S: Nope. And...

Ways to be truly offensive at a funeral...

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make tình yêu with you.

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until bạn find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit bạn first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of bạn shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give bạn a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the...

lmao! Just got this 5 phút ago. Enjoy!

God works in mysterious ways

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be Những người bạn and live in peace for the rest of our days'.

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes,...