Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
1 ngôi sao hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving bạn a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that bạn are able to function relatively well. However, bạn are still parched. bạn can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a thịt băm có lẫn phô mai, cheeseburger, phô mai and a side of fries.
2 ngôi sao hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. bạn may look okay but bạn have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee bạn chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though bạn have a nice demeanour about the office, bạn are costing your employer valuable money because all bạn really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and nghề viết văn thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác e-mails.
3 ngôi sao hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. bạn are definitely a không gian cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks bởi bạn gag because her perfume reminds bạn of the ngẫu nhiên gin, rượu gin shots bạn did with your alcoholic Những người bạn after the bouncer kicked bạn out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if bạn were in your giường with a dozen bánh doughnut and a litre of cô ca watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet cô ca - yet bạn haven't peed once.
4 ngôi sao hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and bạn can't speak too quickly hoặc else bạn might honk. bạn have Mất tích the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted bạn for being late and has được trao bạn a lecture for reeking of booze. bạn wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that bạn missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like bạn put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes bạn look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. bạn would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. trang chủ time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, hoặc 3. A time machine so bạn could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 ngôi sao hangover (aka Dante's 4th vòng tròn of Hell) *****
bạn have a một giây heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits tiếp theo to you. Death seems pretty good right now. bạn can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid rượu vodka, vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your áo sơ mi and making bạn dizzy. bạn still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least bạn think it's toothpaste crust. bạn don't give a damn either way. Your body has Mất tích the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at bạn and your co-workers think that your dog just died because bạn look so pathetic. bạn should have called in sick because all bạn can manage to do is breathe....very gently
1 ngôi sao hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving bạn a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that bạn are able to function relatively well. However, bạn are still parched. bạn can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a thịt băm có lẫn phô mai, cheeseburger, phô mai and a side of fries.
2 ngôi sao hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. bạn may look okay but bạn have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee bạn chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though bạn have a nice demeanour about the office, bạn are costing your employer valuable money because all bạn really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and nghề viết văn thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác e-mails.
3 ngôi sao hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. bạn are definitely a không gian cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks bởi bạn gag because her perfume reminds bạn of the ngẫu nhiên gin, rượu gin shots bạn did with your alcoholic Những người bạn after the bouncer kicked bạn out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if bạn were in your giường with a dozen bánh doughnut and a litre of cô ca watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet cô ca - yet bạn haven't peed once.
4 ngôi sao hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and bạn can't speak too quickly hoặc else bạn might honk. bạn have Mất tích the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted bạn for being late and has được trao bạn a lecture for reeking of booze. bạn wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that bạn missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like bạn put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes bạn look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. bạn would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. trang chủ time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, hoặc 3. A time machine so bạn could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 ngôi sao hangover (aka Dante's 4th vòng tròn of Hell) *****
bạn have a một giây heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits tiếp theo to you. Death seems pretty good right now. bạn can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid rượu vodka, vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your áo sơ mi and making bạn dizzy. bạn still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least bạn think it's toothpaste crust. bạn don't give a damn either way. Your body has Mất tích the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at bạn and your co-workers think that your dog just died because bạn look so pathetic. bạn should have called in sick because all bạn can manage to do is breathe....very gently
