What's the issue, dear?
Why are bạn holding back from such a man?
Is it the clumpy way he walks?

Or the grumpy way he talks?

Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped
Weirdness of his feet?

And though we know he washes well
He always ends up sort of smelly.

But you'll never meet a fellow who's as

Sensitive and sweet!
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
So he's got a few flaws.

Like his peculiar brain dear,

His thing with the reindeer.

That's a little outside of nature's laws!

This is not about me!

So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
but this we're certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper
Up with a little bit of love!

Can we please...