1. you're at the pool and try to walk on water.
2. bạn attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when bạn have a lot to do.
3. bạn try to talk to toads
4. bạn and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. bạn make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow ngọn lửa, chữa cháy will come out of your mouth
6. bạn burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. bạn wish bạn had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. bạn try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. bạn see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. bạn try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. bạn ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. bạn ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act emo and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when bạn get your master's degree.
15. bạn try to use a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy element jutsu when there's no light
16. bạn go hunt for Sasuke
17. bạn threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. bạn run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that bạn get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… bạn say “Believe it!” hoặc “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. bạn think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… bạn have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… bạn cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and bạn say “Itadakimasu” before bạn eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.
29. bạn have Naruto games for video game systems bạn don’t even have.
30. bạn name your dog Akamaru hoặc Pakkun
31. bạn tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. bạn replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. bạn feel like bạn have the Sharingan after bạn put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like bạn turn off your Sharingan after bạn take out the contacts.
35. bạn paint the Nine-Tailed cáo, fox niêm phong, con dấu on your stomach and claim bạn have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, bạn think its Nine-Tailed Demon cáo, fox trying to get out.
37. bạn wear a áo khoác in the middle of the summer.
38. bạn roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. bạn give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. bạn jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. bạn have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge bạn all as equals.
43. bạn do something stupid, bạn claim bạn were being controlled bởi the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. bạn trade in your yêu thích hat for a forehead protector.
45. bạn dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. bạn get a tattoo of a cursed niêm phong, con dấu on your neck.
47. bạn don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. bạn leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re mát, máy làm mát and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of Naruto makes bạn scream, laugh, applaud, hoặc tổng thể just become rather excited.
50. bạn say Naruto quotes
51. bạn daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, hoặc all of Akatsuki member.
52. bạn try to make pairings between characters.
53. bạn try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. bạn throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. bạn carry puppets with you.
56. bạn call your group of Những người bạn a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, hoặc philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.
59. bạn wear a gigantic black áo choàng with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts bạn know about cells are the ones bạn learned from Tsunade
61. bạn have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. bạn imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. bạn buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, hoặc face.
64. bạn always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a Naruto diễn đàn and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. bạn spy on girls and call it research.
67. bạn try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. bạn carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. bạn claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Nhật Bản on your vacation because all bạn knew how to do was insult people.
71. bạn refuse a ngày because your saving yourself for Sakura hoặc Sasuke.
72. bạn have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. bạn draw symbols on a scroll and try to niêm phong, con dấu a whole in a tường with it.
74. bạn stay up all night waiting for the release of the tiếp theo manga chapter.
75. bạn stay up all night waiting for the release of the tiếp theo episode.
76. bạn call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. bạn add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your Những người bạn names and your not Japanese.
78. bạn follow somebody trang chủ and when they ask bạn why, bạn tell them it’s part bạn mission.
79. bạn use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” hoặc “Did bạn see my shadow clone pass bởi here earlier?”
80. bạn dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. bạn start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. bạn try to sign a contract with blood.
84. bạn hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. bạn paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. bạn keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. bạn try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when bạn can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. bạn try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. bạn drive around with Naruto âm nhạc blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. bạn take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. bạn actually get these jokes and pass them on to other Những người bạn who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this danh sách as well
94. bạn take your time đọc all of this
95. bạn try to kill your best friend because bạn want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. bạn yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. bạn start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. hoặc manga chapter to ur parents hoặc a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. bạn break your hand bởi smashing it into a tường screaming: RASENGAN!
2. bạn attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when bạn have a lot to do.
3. bạn try to talk to toads
4. bạn and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. bạn make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow ngọn lửa, chữa cháy will come out of your mouth
6. bạn burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. bạn wish bạn had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. bạn try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. bạn see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. bạn try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. bạn ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. bạn ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act emo and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when bạn get your master's degree.
15. bạn try to use a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy element jutsu when there's no light
16. bạn go hunt for Sasuke
17. bạn threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. bạn run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that bạn get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… bạn say “Believe it!” hoặc “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. bạn think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… bạn have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… bạn cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and bạn say “Itadakimasu” before bạn eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.
29. bạn have Naruto games for video game systems bạn don’t even have.
30. bạn name your dog Akamaru hoặc Pakkun
31. bạn tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. bạn replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. bạn feel like bạn have the Sharingan after bạn put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like bạn turn off your Sharingan after bạn take out the contacts.
35. bạn paint the Nine-Tailed cáo, fox niêm phong, con dấu on your stomach and claim bạn have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, bạn think its Nine-Tailed Demon cáo, fox trying to get out.
37. bạn wear a áo khoác in the middle of the summer.
38. bạn roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. bạn give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. bạn jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. bạn have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge bạn all as equals.
43. bạn do something stupid, bạn claim bạn were being controlled bởi the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. bạn trade in your yêu thích hat for a forehead protector.
45. bạn dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. bạn get a tattoo of a cursed niêm phong, con dấu on your neck.
47. bạn don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. bạn leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re mát, máy làm mát and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of Naruto makes bạn scream, laugh, applaud, hoặc tổng thể just become rather excited.
50. bạn say Naruto quotes
51. bạn daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, hoặc all of Akatsuki member.
52. bạn try to make pairings between characters.
53. bạn try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. bạn throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. bạn carry puppets with you.
56. bạn call your group of Những người bạn a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, hoặc philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.
59. bạn wear a gigantic black áo choàng with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts bạn know about cells are the ones bạn learned from Tsunade
61. bạn have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. bạn imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. bạn buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, hoặc face.
64. bạn always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a Naruto diễn đàn and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. bạn spy on girls and call it research.
67. bạn try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. bạn carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. bạn claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Nhật Bản on your vacation because all bạn knew how to do was insult people.
71. bạn refuse a ngày because your saving yourself for Sakura hoặc Sasuke.
72. bạn have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. bạn draw symbols on a scroll and try to niêm phong, con dấu a whole in a tường with it.
74. bạn stay up all night waiting for the release of the tiếp theo manga chapter.
75. bạn stay up all night waiting for the release of the tiếp theo episode.
76. bạn call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. bạn add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your Những người bạn names and your not Japanese.
78. bạn follow somebody trang chủ and when they ask bạn why, bạn tell them it’s part bạn mission.
79. bạn use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” hoặc “Did bạn see my shadow clone pass bởi here earlier?”
80. bạn dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. bạn start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. bạn try to sign a contract with blood.
84. bạn hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. bạn paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. bạn keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. bạn try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when bạn can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. bạn try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. bạn drive around with Naruto âm nhạc blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. bạn take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. bạn actually get these jokes and pass them on to other Những người bạn who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this danh sách as well
94. bạn take your time đọc all of this
95. bạn try to kill your best friend because bạn want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. bạn yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. bạn start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. hoặc manga chapter to ur parents hoặc a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. bạn break your hand bởi smashing it into a tường screaming: RASENGAN!
