Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Male: Did it hurt when bạn fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked bạn out of hell?
He says "Where have bạn been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did bạn find me?"
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot
Male: Haven't I seen bạn someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
Male: So what do bạn do for a living?
Female:...
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