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Science Confirms chó tình yêu Us

Science has confirmed that chó tình yêu us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.

No, really!

Are bạn telling me chó look up at us and see us adorable?

The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And bạn smell interesting. I tình yêu you!

(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. bạn should bow when I enter the room.)

This explains why superior mèo occasionally try to bathe us.

It's true. mèo see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring...
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Life Explained bởi God

When God created the world, he also created the dog, the monkey, and the cow. It's a simple story, told through the eyes of the dog, the monkey, and the cow, and their conversations with God during creation.

God Created the Dog
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all ngày bởi the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in hoặc walks past. For this, I will give bạn a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give bạn back the other ten?"

So God agreed with the dog.

On the một giây day, God...
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8:00 am - Dog food! My yêu thích thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My yêu thích thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My yêu thích thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My yêu thích thing!
12:00 pm - sữa bones! My yêu thích thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My yêu thích thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My yêu thích thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My yêu thích thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My yêu thích thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My yêu thích thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My yêu thích thing!
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. chó tình yêu 'em.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Enjoy dog days.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple doggie growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady dogwood tree.

When you're...
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The Cat’s Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed băm hoặc some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a chuột and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since...
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Cat Rule Number 1

The cat is not allowed in the house.

Cat Rule Number 2

The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

Cat Rule Number 3

The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

Cat Rule Number 4

The cat can get on the old furniture only.

Cat Rule Number 5

The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

Cat Rule Number 6

The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers hoặc on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 7

The cat can sleep under the covers and on the cái gối, gối bởi invitation only.

Cat Rule Number 8

The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the cái gối, gối too.

Cat Rule Number 9

Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 10

The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.
Instructions for Giving your Cat a Pill
Pick cat up and căn nguyên, cái nôi it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. căn nguyên, cái nôi cat in left arm and repeat process.

Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, căn nguyên, cái nôi cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push...
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cầu vồng Bridge



Just this side of heaven is a place called cầu vồng Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to cầu vồng Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special Những người bạn so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our Những người bạn are warm and comfortable.

All the động vật who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor;
those who were hurt hoặc maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember
them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The động vật are happy and content, except...
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PREHISTORIC DOG FOUND WITH MAMMOTH BONE IN MOUTH

Paleolithic dog remains were found, one dog with a large mammoth bone in its mouth.
The prehistoric chó likely hauled mammoth tusks and meat and consumed mammoths too.
The dogs' brains were removed after death, suggesting ritual significance, possibly tied to releasing their spirits.
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The fossilized dog skull clutches the mammoth bone, seen sticking out of the front. Click to enlarge this image.
Mietje Germonpré
The remains of three Paleolithic dogs, including one with a mammoth bone in its mouth, have been unearthed at Predmostí in the Czech...
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