Science Confirms chó tình yêu Us
Science has confirmed that chó tình yêu us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are bạn telling me chó look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And bạn smell interesting. I tình yêu you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. bạn should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior mèo occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. mèo see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach mèo con to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. mèo communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at mèo con because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that chó tình yêu us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
Science has confirmed that chó tình yêu us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are bạn telling me chó look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And bạn smell interesting. I tình yêu you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. bạn should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior mèo occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. mèo see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach mèo con to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. mèo communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at mèo con because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that chó tình yêu us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
