my best friend sarah went to Châu Âu for the summer
my brother got kicked out of school; aw, bummer.
julian got laid in the back ghế, chỗ ngồi of a hummer and got arrested.... like
mel gibson.

i read in the trades that the NYSNC boy is....
no way!

i threw up in paris hiltons closet
i got drunk and totally lose it
when i woke up, the first thing that i thought of was "oh MY kesha,
those hot jimmy choos. xin chào paris, did i lose it on that pair too?"

celebutons work in the glamarazzi
should've told my story to the tabloids, took the money
takes alot to get kicked out of these parties
and almost get arrested..... like mel gibson

i don't recall at all that i got like, fifty phone calls
omg is that true?!

i threw up in paris hiltons closet
i got drunk and totally lose it
when i woke up, the first thing that i thought of was "oh no! kesha
with those hot gucci shoes. xin chào paris, did i lose it on that pair too?"

of all the stupid things i've done,
i'm the proudest of this bra.
but this ones the best!

i threw up in paris hiltons closet
i got drunk and totally lose it
when i woke up, the first thing that i thought of was "oh MY kesha,
with those hot jimmy choos. and those manolos and pradas and
.......chloes. and bạn sparkly dresses. xin chào paris! i saw the saaaame stuff
at target.

xin chào paris, whatcha gonna do?
i totally Mất tích it, la la la la
you're not foolin me anymore
i saw the tag! i saw the tag!

i got drunk. so drunk!
tra la la,
tra la la la la.