If bạn save yourself for marriage
You're a bore
If bạn don't save yourself for marriage
You're a whore-able person
If bạn won't have a drink
Then you're a prude
But they'll call bạn a drunk
As soon as bạn down the first one

If bạn can't lose the weight
Then you're just fat
But if bạn lose too much
Then you're on crack
You're damned if bạn do
And you're damned if bạn don't
So bạn might as well just do
Whatever bạn want
So

Make lots of noise
Kiss lots of boys
hoặc Kiss lots of girls
If that's something you're into
When the straight and narrow
Gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, hoặc don't
Just follow your arrow
Wherever it points, yeah
Follow your arrow
Wherever it points

If bạn don't go to church
You'll go to hell
If you're the first one
On the front row
You're self-righteous
Son of a-
Can't win for losing
You'll just disappoint 'em
Just 'cause bạn can't beat 'em
Don't mean bạn should tham gia 'em

So make lots of noise
Kiss lots of boys
hoặc Kiss lots of girls
If that's something you're into
When the straight and narrow
Gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, hoặc don't
Just follow your arrow
Wherever it points, yeah
Follow your arrow
Wherever it points

Say what bạn think
tình yêu who bạn love
'Cause bạn just get
So many trips 'round the sun
Yeah, bạn only
Only live once

So make lots of noise
Kiss lots of boys
hoặc Kiss lots of girls
If that's what you're into
When the straight and narrow
Gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, I would
And follow your arrow
Wherever it points, yeah
Follow your arrow
Wherever it points