[b]Chapter one of Once upon a time...will be up bởi friday, and Chapter five of Painful Memories should be up bởi saturday.Sorry for the wait!
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Sayings I luv
Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my tim, trái tim fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to tình yêu Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
bạn say Pink,
I say black!
bạn say the Harry Potter series,
I say the Twilight series!
bạn say the Jonas Brothers are hot,
I say the Cullen brothers are HOTTER!
bạn say Miley Cyrus,
I say Taylor Swift!
bạn say Harry and Ginny,
I say Edward and Bella!
bạn say Werewolves,
I say Vampires!
bạn say Team Jacob,
I say Team Edward 4 ever!
bạn say bạn hate Twilight,
I say I hate YOU!
lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically bọc around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell bạn why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can cú đấm them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, bạn asshole!"
Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?
Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark
They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think súng help. If bạn just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think bạn would kill too many people.
