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Chapter 1: Father's visit
Rift: *sitting in chair reading*
Fluttershy: xin chào Rift, may I talk to bạn for a second?
Rift: Sure, what is it?
Fluttershy: Um, is it alright if my father comes for a visit.
Rift: Uh, yeah sure.
Fluttershy: Is there something wrong?
Rift: Uh, no it's just..... I think your father hates me.
Fluttershy: Oh, come on Rift, he doesn't hate you.
Rift: Fluttershy, he tried to bribe me to break up with bạn when we where dating.
Fluttershy: I know, but bạn didn't did you?
Rift: No, but that's not the point, he clearly doesn't like bạn being with me.
Fluttershy: What about at the wedding?
Rift: I'm sure he was just saying that to not break your heart.
Fluttershy: Just give him another chance.
Rift: I dunno Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Pretty please? *gives Rift the cún yêu, con chó con eyes*
Rift: *Smiles* bạn know I can never say no to bạn when bạn give me those cún yêu, con chó con eyes. What the heck why not, when is he coming?
Fluttershy: I probably should have told you-
Marcus: *knocks on door* Fluttershy?
Rift: bạn didn't.
Fluttershy: I did. Come on in daddy!
Marcus: *comes in* Hi Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Daddy! *hugs Marcus*
Marcus: How's my little Fillyshy?
Fluttershy: I'm fine.
Marcus: Ahhh, mister Ruft. *starts a stare down with Rift*
Rift: It's Rift, with an 'i' Sir. *butts his head against Marcus's*
Fluttershy: Daddy, bạn told me bạn wouldn't do this.
Kat: xin chào dad, um...... What the?
Fluttershy: Oh Kat meet your grandfather, my dad, Marcus.
Rift: Now if bạn don't mind, I'm going to see what my daughter needs. What's the matter Kat?
Kat: Uh, Calvin accedentally made a glue bottle explode and Susie's mad because it's all in her mane.
Susie: bạn are so stupid Calvin!!!
Dewdrop: That's not very nice Susie.
Calvin: How was I supposed to know that a brick would do that?
Susie: bởi using your brain which bạn aperently don't have!!!
Marcus: bạn have fillies?
Fluttershy: Yes, Kat, Susie, Dewdrop, and our most recent, Calvin.
Rift: Susan Alexandra Jones, bạn know not to yell at your younger brother. He doesn't know any better.
Susie: But look at what he did to my mane, it took Rarity hours to get it the way it is.
Rift: Why don't bạn keep it like Kat's?
Susie: Because I'm better than her and don't need it like hers.
Kat: Are not.
Susie: Are too.
Kat: Why bạn little!!!! *takels Susie and pulls on her mane*
Rift: Oh, Celestia. Come on bạn two bạn are sisters bạn shouldn't be-*Susies hoof comes up and hits Rift in the chin*
Fluttershy: Oh dear.
Marcus: He's as bad a father as he is a son in law.
Rift: Enough bạn two!!
Susie: Ow, ow, ow. Daddy get her off me she's pulling on the parts of my mane that are covered in glue!!
Rift: Kathrine Jones! Get of of your sister now! Kat bạn are grounded young lady.
Susie: Who's this?
Rift: Your grandfather Marcus. I'm steppin' out!!!
Marcus: Couldn't handle it?
Chapter 2: Hatered and love
Rift: *sitting in bar with cider*
Snake: Hey, a táo, apple cider! Howdy Rift. *puts his cowboy hat on Rift's head*
Rift: *takes off hat and throws it on the ground*
Snake: Something wrong?
Rift: Yeah *pickes up hat and puts it on table* my father in law is over and is givin' me a hard time.
Snake: Man, that's rough. I don't know what it's like.
Rift: You're lucky Macintosh told me his parents are gone, hoặc dead, I don't remember.
Snake: Should bạn be getting trang chủ bởi now?
Rift: Shouldn't you?
Snake: No, rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack let's me stay out a while.
Rift: I see. Well I'm going back.
Snake: See ya.
Later back at Fluttershy's cottage*
Rift: Here we go. Hi Kat what is it?
Kat: I'm sorry for pulling on Susie's mane. I know bạn don't like me a whole lot and- *starts crying*
Rift: No, no Kat I tình yêu you. You're one of my yêu thích daughters.
Kat: But, it didn't seem like it when bạn yelled at me.
Rift: *hugs Kat* Kat, I'm sorry I yelled at you, I was frustrated and it wasn't helping that bạn and Susie where fighting. 
Kat: *sniff* bạn don't hate me?
Rift: Kat, why would I hate my own daughter?
Kat: Because I can't do anything right.
Rift: Kat, that's not true. bạn stand up for your brother, bạn smak one heck of a trang chủ run, bạn do good in school. Heck, if I was somepony else's father I'd be jealous not having bạn as my daughter.
Kat: Really? *sniff*
Rift: Eeyup, how about we go get some ice cream and I lift your grounding. Deal?
Kat: Deal. And 'one of your yêu thích daughters'? 
Rift: Dewdrop.
Kat: Oh
Chapter 3: tiếp theo morning
Rift: Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Fluttershy: Wake up big boy.
Rift: hmm, what? Oh, morning Angel how'd bạn sleep?
Marcus: She slept fine.
Rift: Oh, you're still here.
Macus: For the whole week my friend. And mabye later I could talk to you.
Later...*
Rift: bạn got me out now what?
Marcus: Walk with me.... Listen, we'd both do what's right for Fluttershy correct?
Rift: Where are bạn going with this?
Marcus: I'll pay bạn fourteen thousand bits to divorce Fluttershy.
Rift: *slaps Marcus* bạn keep your blood money, I'll never break up with your daughter. And the ngày I do is the ngày I die. Now good ngày to bạn sir!
Way later....*
Snake: This is the third time in this week I've seen bạn here man.
Rift: I swear I'll rip his head off and feed to a Changling and......*sigh* What's the use? He'll never like me.
Snake: I see the problem here, he thinks you're not good enough for Fluttershy.
Rift: Really?
Snake: Yeah, I took pyscology in highschool so I know this stuff, if bạn prove to him that bạn are good enough for her he'll stop givin' bạn a hard time.
Rift: Thanks man. 
Snake: xin chào bạn need Lời khuyên come over any time.
Chapter 3: Trying
Rift: Ok, I'm going to help Fluttershy today, no matter what. Ahem, Fluttershy is there anything you'd like me to do for you?
Fluttershy: Sure, could bạn help Susie get gum out of her mane?
Rift: How'd that happen?
Fluttershy: Kat was blowing a bubble and it popped. bạn should know the rest.
Rift: Yeah, doesn't take a detective to figure it out.
*in the bathroom*
Rift: Ok, Susie I need bạn to stay perfectly still.
Susie: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, you're pulling on my mane!
Rift: There's gum in it Susie, I need to use the brush to get it out so of course there will be some pulling involved...... There, that wasn't so bad was it?
Susie: I guess not.
Marcus: Please, anypony can do that.
The tiếp theo day...*
Fluttershy: *with a Sining tone* Oh Rift.
Rift: Yeah Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Can bạn please bring me my planner? I need to see if I have any oppointments today.
Rift: Sure Angel. *grabs planner* Here bạn go.
Fluttershy: Thank you. *kisses Rift's cheek*
Marcus: I could've done that.
Chapter 4: Never good enough
Rift: *sitting in chair reading*
Fluttershy: *crying* Ow, ow, ow!!!!
Rift: *Runs over to Fluttershy* Angel what happened?
Fluttershy: I.... I cut my hind leg and it hurts a lot.
Rift: Here just lay on your back a bit. KAT!!!! I need the first aid kit!
Kat: Got it daddy.
Rift: Ok, open it up and hand me the gauze.
Kat: That's the white bandages right?
Rift: Yes.
Kat: Here bạn go.
Fluttershy: *still crying* Owww!! It hurts so much.
Rift: *in a clamping tone* Shh-h-h, it's ok, I get cut a lot I'm use to doing this. I'll just bọc this around your cute little hoof and it should be fine.
Fluttershy: bạn *sniff* bạn think my hoof is cute?
Rift: Yes, but then again, I think evey thing about bạn is cute. There, if bạn want bạn can ride on my back if bạn need to go somewhere. Are bạn ok? I'm sorry bạn got cut.
Fluttershy: *sniff* Yes, thank bạn Rift.
Marcus: Big whoop, I've been healing her wounds since she was a filly.
Rift: I'll never be good enough for bạn will I? I've taken care of your daughter for a long time and bạn treat me as if I only make things worse. But it's bạn who make's things worse, you'll never see it. Come on Fluttershy, I'll help bạn to bed.
Chapter 5: Confession
Rift: * Reading*
Marcus: Rift, may I talk to bạn for a while?
Rift: If you're trying to bribe me again I swear on the name of my father I'll rip your head off.
Marcus: Listen, bạn know why I've been rough on you?
Rift: Because bạn are a annoying braying donkey who hates everypony except his own daughter.
Marcus: No, it's because I know bạn don't have a father and I've been trying to be like him.
Rift: *pfft* bạn could never be like my father, he was understanding, kind, and never bribed me to do anything. Unlike you.
Marcus: Mabye that's where I went wrong. I tried being like the kind of father who is over protective of his child. I'm not purposefully rough on you, I'm just trying to be like him.
Rift: Then mabye tiếp theo time you'll ask me what he was like. Instead of coming to conclusions that he was hard on me.
Marcus: Alright, well how about it? Shake hooves and let bygones be bygones and we'll no longer be enemies? Deal?
Rift: If bạn accept me as your son in law and stop trying to bribe me then we gotta deal.
Chapter 6: Bye
Marcus: Well I'd better get going, bye my little Fillyshy.
Fluttershy: Bye daddy.
Marcus: Rift?
Rift: Yeah?
Marcus: Take good care of my daughter, she's lucky to have bạn as a husband.
Rift: Thanks sir and bye.
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