This was a fanfic at FanFiction.net, but it was breaking the rule so I wanted to start over


*There is a stage that is similar to Tyra's but the screen says "Fun With Torture." Instead of a đi văng there is eight chairs, a two-seated couch, and a beanbag. Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak, Tallest Red and Purple, Lard Nar, and Professor Membrane are tied up on chairs. GIR is sitting on a beanbag. In the đi văng there's two people. A girl with dark brown hair and eyes with evening sand skin is sitting. tiếp theo to her is a boy. His skin is a sữa chocalate tone. He has long purple hair, blue eyes, and a small beauty mark on his cheek. *

Me: *Trying to sound like Jigsaw* Hello. I see bạn are all awake.

Zim: WHO ARE YOU?

Me: Silence.

Zim: bạn DARE-

Me: Shut up! hoặc else bạn get wet!

Zim: I'll be quite.

Me: Welcome everyone to my new fanfic, Fun With Torture!

Audience: WOOOO! *whistles*

GIR: YAY!

Dib: I don't like the sound of this.

Me: Here we have Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak, Tallest Red and Purple, Lard Nar, Professor Membrane, and our lovely GIR. Everybody except GIR is tied up. Who the hell would want to torture GIR?

GIR: I want tacos! ^-^

Me: Here ya go, cutie! *Gives GIR tacos*

GIR: YAY! :D *eat tacos*

Me: CUTE! =D

Audience: AWWW!

Dib: Dad's here? *Turns to Membrane* Dad look! ALIENS!

PM: *Looks around* Of course, son.

Dib: bạn don't believe me? THEY'RE RIGHT THERE!

PM: It's rude to call Foreign and a strange goat aliens, son.

Dib: …

Me: Dumbass. XD

PM: Excuse me?

Me: Nothin'. Anyway, I'm your host BlackRose1013. My real name is Kianis, but bạn may call me Kiki.

Tak: bởi the way, where's MiMi?

Me: Oh, MiMi is in a SIR spa.

Tak: MiMi goes to a spa and we're here to get tortured?

Me: Yup! ^^ And this is my OC, co-host, Keme!

Keme: Hi.

Red: Why bạn girls doing this?

Keme: I'm a guy!

Me: LOL! *hugs Keme* To answer Red's question, I have many reason. 1, mostly because I'm bored. 2, everybody else is doing it.

Purple: xin chào I remember you!

Everyone: *Looks at me then thinks*

Gaz: Hey! You're the one who made me watch My Little Ponies!

Me: That's me! ^^

Gaz: bạn bitch!

PM: Gazelene!

Dib: I'm not surprised.

Zim: Your real name is Gazelene?

Gaz: Don't even dare say it!

Me: LOL! 3, I can kill time. 4, It's fun!

Zim: FUN?

Me: I'm getting tired of gettin' interrupted. Keme, please get me a big bucket of water balloons.

Keme: 'Kay. *Leaves then comes back with my request.* Here.

Me: Thank you~ I usually have bad aim, but since anything is possible I'm giving myself good aim.

PM: I don't know why, but relea-

Me: *Throws a water balloon at Membrane* When I throw a water balloon it means to shut up hoặc when I just feel like throwin' one. *Throws another one at Membrane.*

PM: Why?

Me: I felt like it! ^^

Keme: -_- Kianis. May we continue?

Me: Fine. So reviewers out there, leave some tortures, dares, hoặc các câu hỏi and we'll see bạn tiếp theo time!

Zim: Are bạn going to let us go now?

Me: Hell no!

Dib: So what are we going to do till bạn come back?

Me: Well, other writers have to take bạn for their torture/interview fic. But till that time comes. *Giggles* You'll be kept in here entertained bởi Fred! *Press a button and a screen shows Fred.*

Everyone: No…

Idiot: Hey! It's Fred!

Me: LOL! C'mon Keme.

Keme: See all of bạn later.

Me: Oh, one thêm thing. This is rated T. So cursin' and makin' out is allowed. Please nothin' that is for M. Bye! GIR, if bạn want thêm tacos there's thêm back stage.

GIR: OKAY!