-Britain (after having a little too much to drink), Hetalia: Axis Powers
"You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then bạn any day!" (Britain)
"Dude, calm down!" (America)
"Shut up! I felt bad about how old frog-face was treating bạn so I saved your ass. I thought maybe we could be Những người bạn and bond over our mutual hatred for France. But uh-uh. bạn didn't want to be Những người bạn with me! bạn just wanted to tell me what to tell bạn what to do, and bạn didn't know what to do anyway! I think that's total bollocks!" (Britain)
-America and Britain (who's drunk and ranting), Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..."
-Britain (he was hung-over), Hetalia: Axis Powers
England: *to China about America* He's 90 percent soda and 10 percent water.
As long as I'm with bạn I get fed and nobody picks on me! I like being here~"
-Italy, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"You're the most pathetic excuse for a country I've ever seen...! Are bạn sleeping at me right now?!"
-Germany, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!"
-America, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Let's hit him violently and get what we can out of him."
-Britain, Hetalia: axis Powers
"Germany, Germany! I'm in North Africa right now and I can't tie my shoe laces!"
-Italy, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"My only friend growing up was a yak."
-Russia, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Seriously, you're all nutburgers! What am I to do with you?"
-Britain, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Ahahaha! Listen to me and my awesome hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!"
-America, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Oh, boy... it's hug time." (Italy)
"Would bạn stop it with your hug-therapy already?!" (Romano)
"I'll never understand Catholics..." (Germany)
Germany, Italy, and Romano; Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be Những người bạn and play with each other!" (Italy)
"I think someone's inside here." (Germany)
"You're wrong~! There's no one inside. Do not open the box!" (Italy)
-Italy and Germany's first meeting, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Ahhh-ahh! I'm so sorry! bạn were right! I am not the box of tomatoes nàng tiên at all! It was all lies, lies, LIES! Please don't shoot me! I'm too young to die, and what if I don't die and but am just mortally wounded and forced to lie there in misery in a pool of my own blood?! Please, I'll do anything--well, I mean within reason-- I don't want to diiiiiiie!"
-Italy's "I don't want to die" rant part one, Hetalia: Axis Powers
(Smacking Italy) cái tát, đánh đập, smack cái tát, đánh đập, smack SMACK!!!- France Hetalia: Axis Powers
Italy- *calls Germany* GERMANY GERMANY!!! HELP ITS STUCK HELP GET IT OUT!!!!
Germany-*thinks*
Italy-OW OW OW HELP GERMANY IT HURTS OW OW OW
Germany-*puts down phone* Help, ow ow, get it out, its stuck, ow ow?!?!?!? *runs to Italy*
Germany-*sees Italy and Romano in bed* IT WAS JUST HAIR?!?!?!?!? *hair was stuck together* ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!!
