China and South Korea grew silent once they heard a familiar voice call through the bushes “do…*hic* do I’m gonna kirr England but not *hic* Russia! *hic* because he is *hic* soooo nice!!! *hic* in fact I just killed England be-*hic* because he is a b-itch!” Nhật Bản meowed stumbling through the bushes running right into China and South Korea “oh xin chào bạn *hic* guys!” Nhật Bản meowed quickly leaping up on his paws. “Uhh…are bạn drunk hoặc are bạn hanging out with France again aru?” China meowed instantly Nhật Bản slashed China across the face and hissed “I AM THE AWESOME ONE B-ITCH!!!” instantly China opened his eyes in shock “WHAT THE HELL DID bạn JUST CALL ME ARU!? bạn MUST STOP HANGING OUT WITH FRANCE!” yet Nhật Bản laughed and meowed “what are bạn getting angry for? B-itch?” “oh now it’s on” China hissed walking forward. “Yea!!! Come on Anki! Teach Nhật Bản a lesson!!” South Korea yowled with excitement “shut up! I’m busy” China hissed then he instantly turned to Nhật Bản and meowed “I’m sorry Nhật Bản but I’m going to have to beat you…it’s bạn who made me do this so yea I’m sorry but I’m only doing this because bạn are diễn xuất up again” “oh wow! Y-*hic*you actuarry think bạn can hurt me!? Wow! Y-*hic*you’re so demanding!!!” Nhật Bản hissed awkwardly China bent phía trước, chuyển tiếp and sniffed his fur. Wine. “Yep it’s official Nhật Bản is drunk because he was hanging out with France and France’s owner actually gives them wine how amazing is that?” China meowed pulling back from Nhật Bản then he instantly leaped over Nhật Bản and grabbed him bởi the scruff “H-*hic*Hey what the herr are bạn doing!?” Nhật Bản hissed once China dragged him backward exposing Japan’s soft belly “I’m sorry but remember I’m only punishing bạn because bạn were diễn xuất up aru” China meowed in reply his voice muffled bởi Japan’s fur. He then raised his paw and slammed it down onto Japan’s belly leaving a red paw mark and making Nhật Bản began to struggle and grow sweaty “alright aru only a few thêm red paw marks and your punishment will be over aru” then China kept bringing his paw up and slamming his paw down on different spots on Japan’s belly making South Korea flinch each time Nhật Bản yowled (also people China just did this to South Korea before Nhật Bản appeared). Finally China released Nhật Bản and let him up “what do bạn have to say aru?” China meowed looking at Nhật Bản “I-I’m sorry it’s just I was with France and he đã đưa ý kiến that I shourd stay with him because his owner would be drinking wine and he also tord me that his owner also gives wine to him” Nhật Bản meowed weakly tear drops rolling out from his eyes “okay I’m sorry to Nhật Bản I actually hated doing this to you” China meowed purring South Korea joining him.