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posted by SpecialAgentKat
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: ...

1) Seamus Finnegan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real...
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posted by Hermione-Fan361
Part 2 Christmas
---Thanks to peppergirl30 for help editing---

Scorpius POV
          "C'mon, Scorpius! Race bạn to the station!"  Rose yelled, flying past me. "Hey! No fair!" I protested, sprinting to catch up. It was Christmastime, and many students were heading trang chủ for the holidays. Rose and I stepped onto the platform at the same time. "Tie!" I huffed, trying to catch my breath. We boarded the train, and Albus walked over. "I'm gonna go sit with James. See you." he said, before taking off after his brother. Rose found an empty compartment within seconds. "Here." she said, opening the...
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Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.

"I like taking pointless Facebook surveys as much as the tiếp theo person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling tình yêu might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most gần đây survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last Kiss standing up, sitting down, hoặc lying down?
The only Kiss I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose giường were bạn on last?
Nagini's,...
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1. Harry James Potter:

He taught me that i can withstand anything with the power of love. When most of the wizarding world thought he was a joke (because he believed Voldemort was back) He did not back down. He đã đưa ý kiến he believed Voldemort was alive and stuck to it. He did not care who laughed at him, who believed him and who did not because he knew Hermione and Ron were standing bởi him, too. He taught me sheer willpower.
He taught me to take responsibility. It is not always about what i want hoặc need. It about what is right. What is right for the ones i care about. He taught me to put others first,...
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posted by bendaimmortal
I think there's something fishy to it. Because it's horribly unreliable and through that horribly unfair and useless.

Some theorize that magical children are born with the Trace but I don't think so because the sách talk about it as something that is put on people, as in a charm. And in magic it should be possible to make a thêm specifically effective charm. Even the Magic Quill at Hogwarts lists the names of every magical inhdividual born. The Trace should be working the samw way but it isn't.

I've racked my brain with the Trace matters after I (in the các câu trả lời part of thsi club) brought up...
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posted by ChuckQueenB
I don't know things about bạn but in my side, i will really miss my childhood movie. I was growing up with this movie. I really can't beliave the end has came. I will miss the perfect friendsip trio; Harry-Hermione-Ron.
I will miss Romione couple. At the beggining, we all thought there will be a chemistiry between Harry and Hermione but as the time goes on, we all learned how can tình yêu be possible, funny. We loved Romione!Their fights were the beggining of a big love. :)

I really tình yêu this movie because when ron left hermione and fight with Harry, Hermione cried at all nights but she pretended like she does never care. And she tried to help Harry all the time. She didn't hurt herself hoặc stopped being.

I will never forget the most enjoyable Beautiful perfect movie in my life.!
i really want to know your ideas. I will always be watching and nghề viết văn các bình luận about it!
and do't forget that; LEGEDS ARE UNFORGETTABLE:))
Your yêu thích devils thực phẩm cake recipe, made into cupcakes
black string licorice

Instructions
Bake your bánh nướng nhỏ according to the instructions, without using paper cup liners.
Slice off the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the crown of each cupcake so that when it is turned upside down, it sits flat. This gives bạn thêm of a cauldron shape than a cupcake shape.
Cut the black string licorice into small pieces and poke them into the bánh nướng nhỏ as cauldron handles.


Ingredients
dark chocolate
dry chow mein noodles

Instructions
Melt your Sô cô la until smooth.
Stir in noodles until the mixture is thick enough to hold together.
Spoon bite-sized clusters onto wax paper and let harden in the refrigerator.
If bạn want longer-lasting candy, melt 1 stick cooking paraffin per 12 oz of Sô cô la before adding the noodles.
These can be frozen, just thaw before serving.
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"

I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."

We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!

Cause I dueled bạn once,
Now I dueled bạn twice

We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.

We gotta move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew,
Sanpe, Bellatrix and Fenrir too, too, too, too,
It was on and on and on,
Now Albus is gone and gone and gone, yeah!



CREDITS:
greekgirlA,and boredcreativity have made this    
(gryffindorgal made the last part)

become a người hâm mộ of us and we will make thêm spoof songs to your favorites! just tell us the song,
and only if bạn become a fan!
If only we could be together,
bạn and I,
But our parents would never allow it,
bạn and I,
Our hearts are broken,
Yours and mine,
I weep for you,
My dear Rose,
Tears run down my face,
Like water flows.
I tình yêu the way your wand made flowers,
Made me feel like I had super powers.
I tình yêu your spirit,
Fierce but charming,
Complimenting and healing mine,
Which is hurtfull and harming.
My dad's a butt,
My mum is too,
But bạn made my tim, trái tim soar,
When I was with YOU.
Your the best witch ever,
Inherrited your mum's brains,
Your hair is fiery,
Like a bright pretty flame.
If only we could be together,
bạn and I,
Forever together,
bạn and I
1) Attempt to use Snape's oily hair to cook chips

2) Send Snape shampoo

3) Take pictures of himself while showering and then sell them to the female population of Hogwarts.

4) Give Remus a makeover while he is asleep.

5) Ask the potions professor whether the day's assignment can be used a sexual lubricant.

6) Sign his essays 'Seriously Sexy Sirius'.

7) Convince Remus that all the sách in the thư viện have been stolen and that it is closing down.

8) Tell First years that Filch is the Voice of God.

9)Tell people that it's Remus' Time of the tháng when he tells First Years off for breathing too loudly.

10)Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross

11)I will not change the mật khẩu to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
The Wife of the Convicted
Chapter 1
Disclaimer – I do not own any of the Harry Potters. Those are copyright of J.K. Rowling.



DAILY PROPHET
Missing?
By: Marana Island

Two weeks cách đây a young witch and wizard named Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy went missing. Ministry will not give out any information on the whereabouts, and/or any information on whether foul play was involved, but rumors say that Malfoy and Granger walked out the Barnacle Bar at 1:37 A.M. on June 5. Malfoy looked beat and Granger was hanging onto him to make sure he didn’t fall. Mr. Lucius Malfoy gave us a statement yesterday....
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I: Who have bạn loved in your life?
R: Lavender Brown, Fleur Delacoure, Hermione Granger

I: Who is your best friend?
R: Harry, no duh!
I: What about Hermione?
R: She doesn't count! She's my wife!

I: How did bạn feel at first about Harry dating Ginny, your sister?
R: Ihad actually been trying to get them together for years! I was only mad because Hermione wasn't dating me at the time...

I: Which one of your kids do bạn like better?
R: I can't say?! I like all of them! Heugo does have good looks though... I wonder where he got them from? Hmmm? Hmmm?(flexes muscles, and smooths hair)

I: were you...
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SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT, BUT HERE IT IS CHAPTER 10. ENJOY

Chapter 10: Quidditch Practice Can Ruin Friendships

I couldn't help notice that Harry was anxious in class all day.I guess I would be too,I mean,after that flying lesson when we were finally able to ride, I felt so free and relaxed.I would tình yêu to play Quidditch,especially with the best cây chổi, chổi out there,but maybe tiếp theo năm hoặc something like that.
After class we raced into Harry and Ron's room to open the package.
Whoa.I may not have see alot of broomsticks but that shit looked hot!He is SO lucky to be on the team.I told him how I would...
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Chapter 9: What's in the Mail Today?

As soon as we got in the room, we were showered with questions.
"Where were you?We were waiting for bạn after dinner."said Nix, as calmly as always
"I saw bạn leave with Harry!Where did bạn all all go?" Em nearly screamed out.
"You left with Harry?"
"What did bạn do?"
"HEY!!" that go their attention."Look long story short, we went to the forbidden corridor on the third floor." I explained
"Really?Well I'm happy bạn three survived,it would be terrible to have three of my roommates die a painful death."
"It WOULD be horrible. Then there would be no thêm people...
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1. This one is funny, in Harry Potter’s world owls are considered to be the primary means of communication, but in many countries owls are considered bad luck and harbingers of death.

2. bạn know those witchy sounding names history in Harry Potter; well they were discovered from the famous book of herbal lore called Culpeper’s Complete Herbal.

3. The name of the tác giả J.K. Rowling has not the “K” word part of her legal name; it has been from her grandmother’s name Kathleen and was put into book to get the male readers attraction.

4. Rowling’s yêu thích beast from the series is the...
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Chapter 7: First ngày of Classes Suck!

I had a dream,well thêm like nightmare,during
the night, which was weird cause I mostly don't
have dreams.It was me,and Harry,no one
else,only us two.And I remember Dream Harry
pushing me on the floor, standing above me
saying:
"Open your eyes!I don't like you! You're just
a worthless pathetic girl with no friends. How
could I want to be YOUR friend! I'm much thêm
important! bạn really have to WAKE UP!" he
was saying and I was crying, not believing what
he was saying.He was supposed to be my
friend. He was my friend, and now he's saying
otherwise."Wake...
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Today I was đọc a book on my kendle , WELL it was đọc to me and I bought a book called MUGGLE NET .COM : HARRY POTTER HAVE SHOULD DIE! I READ A SAMPLE OF IT AND IT đã đưa ý kiến THAT SIRIUS BLACK LIKED LUPIN AND I WAS LIKE WHATTTTTTTT ! It book was a lie and it also đã đưa ý kiến that ALBUS .D was gay so don't read that book but here is a sample of the wierd , selfish and GAYYYY book. " ALBUS D. DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO FALL IN tình yêu WITH A GIRL SO HE FELL IN tình yêu WITH GRIMWATER AND SIRIUS BLACK LOVED LUPIN , HIS MOTHER WANT HIM TO MARRY A PURBLOOD SO BLACK GOT PICS OF MUGGLE WOLMEN IN THERE BATHINGSUITS...
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OKAY, BEFORE bạn READ THE CHAPTER, PLEASE NOTE THAT I CAN NO LONGER TAKE ANYMORE CHARACTERS AND THAT I'M FULL SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ANYMORE, I'VE LEARNED FROM OTHER FANFICTIONS THAT IF bạn PUT TO MANY CHARACTERS THE STORY GOES DOWN THE TOILET. WITH THAT SAID, LETS PRAY FOR Nhật Bản AND I HOPE bạn CAN ENJOY THIS, CAUSE ITS TIMES LIKE THESE THAT MAKE bạn REALIZE THAT WE DONT HAVE ALOT LEFT TO LIVE SO WE MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY ALL WE HAVE LEFT

Chapter 5:

All four of us were having a great time eating sweets Harry bought us,(I chipped in a little, i don't like being a moocher)when this bushy brown-haired...
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OKAY SO IT STARTS SLOW CAUSE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS GIRL A LITTLE BUT YOU'LL SEE HARRY AND THE GANG IN A FEW CHAPTERS.PLZ ENJOY!

Chapter 1:

bạn know how sometimes your mom and dad lie to bạn about stuff sometimes, like saying the tooth fairy exists hoặc Santa Clause hoặc the story of how a con cò, cò drops kids on people's doorsteps or..hmm, what am I missing?
Oh,that they forget to tell bạn you're a WITCH! I can't beleive my mom didn't tell me sooner!
When she finally did at first, I thought she was joking. It was a couple of months ago,before we moved to Luân Đôn for my hometown of Queens, New York.Strange...
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