Guaranteed to get bạn a ngày with some some mèo con and a bottle of Veritaserum.
1. Offer her flies. Tell her they're good with ketchup.
2. Ask her if she's related to Trevor.
3. Follow close behind her all day, making clip-clopping noises with your tongue.
4. Ask her if she's met the handsome new divination teacher.
5. Tell her that Cornelius tin giờ chót only hired her to scare small children.
6. Dye all her clothes black.
7. ...when she acts horrified, say bạn were only trying to help her, and that "black is the new pink."
8. Send her tình yêu notes, signing them as if they were from Cornelius Fudge.
9. Perpetually...
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