mean girls vs harry potter

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tranh sáng tạo của người hâm mộ

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He's not my boyfriend! (A Harry Potter Fanfic) Chapter 6

posted by dpaisita97

HEY! SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT, BUT I'M BACK AND I GOT AN IDEA AND I DREW WHAT HAYLEY LOOKS LIKE ON PAINT, I'M POSTING ON HERE AT THE BOTTOM. I HOPE bạn LIKE IT.

Chapter 6: Roomie Bonding

"Gryffindor!" it yelled
Yes!! I ran over to my Những người bạn and sat with them.Ron and his brothers gave me high fives for getting Gryffindor.
We all enjoyed our feast laughing with Ron's twin bros Fred and George which I had officially christened as 'RedHeadFred' and 'GingerGeorge' which when I told them made them laugh so hard that quả bí ngô, bí ngô nước ép, nước trái cây came out there nose,which made us laugh even harder.
After we were full...

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bạn know you're obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange when.......

posted by KateKicksAss

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, bạn know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. bạn throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. bạn wear at least some black every day.

3. bạn rip your clothes on purpose.

4. bạn call people bạn don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. bạn yell "CRUCIO!" at people when bạn get mad.

6. bạn carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" hoặc an "L", bạn accidentally type out a Bellatrix hoặc a Lestrange instead.

9. bạn think her birthday should...

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He's not my boyfriend! (A Harry Potter Fanfic) Chapter 3

posted by dpaisita97

OKAY I MADE bạn WAIT LONG ENOUGH,HERE'S THE tiếp theo CHAPTER, OH AND SADLY I CAN ONLY TAKE TWO thêm CHARACTERS.ONE OF THEM IS A GIRL AND THE OTHER IS EITHER. THOUGH THE GIRL HAS TO BE A FIRST năm SLYTHERIN WHO'S CLOSE TO DRACO AND HER LAST NAME IS FINNIGAN THE FIRST NAME IS YOUR CHOICE, AND WARNING SHE IS GONNA BE A LITTLE MEAN TO THE MAIN CHARACTER.THE OTHER ALSO HAS TO BE A FIRST YEAR.THE FIRST ONES TO POST THAT THEY WANT ONE OF THE PARTS GETS THEM.OKAY ENOUGH TALKING, HERE IS THE NEW CHAPTER.

Chapter 3:Meeting a Celebrity

"So, if we're going to Diagon Alley, why are we still here?" I đã đưa ý kiến as...

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Rita Skeeter's interview with Voldemort

posted by emilykuru

Rita Skeeter

RITA SKEETER’S INTERVIEW WITH VOLDEMORT

Here I am, in an isolated giường wing at St. Mungo’s . And for once, interviewing ( not quite the right way ) Rita skeeter who apparently isnt in the best of condition to reveal about the extraordinary interview with the “MAN WHO LET THE BOY LIVE” and the “EATEN bởi DEATH” crowd there . bởi hearing this we can easily guess why she has turned up at St.Mungo’s.

Anyways skeeter who – for the first time brilliantly found a way to penetrate into the after death world had successfully but unfortunately met them there in an interview.using a pensieve...

Harry Potter and How its Starting to Lose những người hâm mộ

posted by ihartrebahart

Look at how được ưa chuộng Harry Potter used to be millions of những người hâm mộ all over. How many of bạn are on the pivoting point from switching like everyone else? Look at all the sách now that have such great adventures like Percy Jackson, hoặc 39, maybe Twilight. Its starting to bring Harry Potter down. Sure were getting a few thêm những người hâm mộ because of the movies. Now we only have about 75,000 những người hâm mộ all over America. Its really time to say Harry Potter is better in every way. Can bạn put a jinx on a werewolf in Twilight? Yeah didn't think so.

Now phim chiếu rạp bạn get the Sorcerers apprentice, Percy Jackson, twilight....

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Torture of the Longbottom family

posted by ShadowQueen013

Mrs. Longbottom sat in a rocking chair cradling her baby boy in her arms.
"Shh," she đã đưa ý kiến as Neville began to cry. She stroked his head and finally fell asleep. Alice Longbottom turned out the light and shut the door of the nursery when she heard a terrifying crash from downstairs.
"Alice!," her husband screamed, "Alice!!!"
She ran downstairs as quickly as she could only to see shattered windows and a group of people dressed in long black cloaks crowding their living room.
"Frank!" she screamed as unknown hands quickly dragged her tiếp theo to her husband.
“Rodolphus,”...

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The Secret Life Of Ginny Weasley

posted by GinnyXHarryluv

A/N:If bạn wanna read this fic I suggest bạn go look up the written out trailer for it in the các câu trả lời section cuz im not willing to explain everything again!!
Disclaimer:I obviously do not own Harry Potter but i do own all six dvds,all seven books,two posters, trading cards, bookmarks, coloring pages,and the HBP video game.

*music playing*
A black haired girl walks out on stage and starts singing.
Oh oh oh it's magic
You know, never believe its not so
It's magic, bạn know
Never believe it's not so
*'Magic' continues to play as the screen turns dark*
*Purple words appear on the screen,writing the words,...

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HP Poem:Phenomenon bởi Paula Grewar Librarian - Nan Boothby thư viện

posted by JBDisneyDemi

All over the world people are howling
About those great sách bởi J. K. Rowling
Three little sách that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With cây chổi, chổi that fly and a áo choàng that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his năm
But it's thêm than one năm - it's going to be Seven!
For the những người đang yêu of fantaisie that sounds like heaven!
If bạn haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, bạn really ought 'ter!

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Just how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?

posted by vanillaicecream

How many times bạn answered yes..

The Books

1. Have bạn read Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone/Philosopher's Stone?

2. Have bạn read Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets?

3. Have bạn read Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban?

4. Have bạn read Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire?

5. Have bạn read Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix?

6. Have bạn read Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them?

7. Have bạn read Quidditch Through the Ages?

8. Have bạn read all the sách thêm than once?

9. Have bạn read all the sách thêm than four times?

10. Do bạn own thêm than one copy of the books?...

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A Midsummer Night's Dream (Harry Potter-ized) Scene three, part two

posted by LilysLittleTwin

I do not own Harry Potter hoặc A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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VOLDEMORT
Having once this juice,
I'll watch Bellatrix when she is asleep,
And drop the liquor of it in her eyes.
The tiếp theo thing then she waking looks upon,
Be it on lion, bear, hoặc wolf, hoặc bull,
On meddling monkey, hoặc on busy ape,
She shall pursue it with the soul of love:
And ere I take this charm from off her sight,
As I can take it with another herb,
I'll make her render up her page to me.
But who comes here? I am invisible;
And I will overhear their conference.

Enter DRACO, PANSY, following him

DRACO...

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A Midsummer Night's Dream (Harry Potter-ized) Scene three, part one

posted by LilysLittleTwin

I do not own Harry Potter hoặc A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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DOLOHOV
How now, spirit! Whither wander you?

GRAY LADY
Over hill, over dale,
Thorough bush, thorough brier,
Over park, over pale,
Thorough flood, thorough fire,
I do wander everywhere,
Swifter than the moon's sphere;
And I serve Hogwarts’ queen,
To dew her orbs upon the green.
The cowslips tall her pensioners be:
In their vàng coats spots bạn see;
Those be rubies, fairy favors,
In those freckles live their saviors:
I must go seek some dewdrops here
And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear.
Farewell, thou...

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10 pointless facts about Harry Potter

posted by simpleplan

1. there are 132 stair cases at hogwards

2. 1.As of 2008, Harry Potter sách have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i

3. Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on her own experience with the disease. The remedy to lighten the effects of a Dementor is chocolate

4. Hermione’s cat Crookshanks is no ordinary cat as he is half-kneazle.

5. Dementors don’t breed. They grow where there’s decay, like fungus.

6. The hình xăm on Sirius Black’s body are borrowed from Russian...

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mugglenet.com 120 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

posted by vanillaicecream

Guaranteed to tick them off!

Started bởi Yvette, and continued bởi countless fans!

This danh sách may contain spoilers!

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter sách and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from bạn (Example: When in a car hoặc an elevator). If bạn don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and giáng sinh and demand that they keep it and treasure it...

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whays to annoy and humiliate Ronald weasley

posted by e2mma2weasle3

Ways To Humiliate, Annoy hoặc Infuriate Ronald Weasley.
(These work best if bạn are a Slytherin.)
1. “DAYWALKER!”
2. Give him Clearasil wipes for his birthday.
3. Paint his room maroon when he isn’t looking.
4. Tell him Emerson’s considering making a di chuyển on Hermione, then look sympathetic and explain that bạn understand why he’s threatened, Emerson’s so... so...*dreamy sigh*
5. Depending on how badly he takes it and how funny bạn think it is, repeat number 4 with Harry/Draco/Dean/Michael Corner/Lockhart/Crabbe/Goyle/Snape/Sirius/any ngẫu nhiên boy hoặc girl from Hogwarts, every few hours.
6....

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50 facts about half blood prince

posted by e2mma2weasle3

– In the film, Harry begins to take private tutoring lessons with Dumbledore, who shows him various memories of young Voldemort.

– Romance is a theme of the movie, with Harry drawn to Ginny Weasley and Ron attraction the attention of Lavender Brown.

– Jessie Cave, who plays Lavender Brown, beat thêm than 7,000 girls to win the role. It is her first major film role.

– Robert Knox, who plays Marcus Belby, was stabbed to death days after filming wrapped.

-Stars of the film are set to wear white ribbons to the premiere in honour of Knox.

– Hero Fiennes-Tiffin plays the young Voldemort/Tom...

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44 Ways to Bother Severus Snape . . . and Ultimately Pay Him Back For Killing Dumbledore

posted by BellaCullen96

1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate tiếp theo to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. . . . Enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him bạn lấy trộm, đánh cắp his teddy bear.

8. Tell him bạn won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him bạn were just kidding and đã đưa ý kiến teddy chịu, gấu has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak up on...

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Remus Lupin & Salem Snape - Part 3

posted by Brysis

I´m really really sorry for this one beeing so long. I´m sorry!! I just felt that i shouldn´t dived it!! this is one of my fav parts!
Hope bạn like it and please leave comments.

I felt scared, i wasn´t sure of what happened, if it was true hoặc not. The Augurey´s scream remained in my head… it never had this effect on me, it was so strong that I really felt like I was falling into the darkness, dying, as if I were sleep forever.
I went to the Owls Tower, my yêu thích place in Hogwarts. My owl, Maugrim, wasn´t there as always, I never understood why he´s different from the other owls, during...

CHILDREN OF MERLIN - HARRY POTTER 1980s RPG

posted by bendaimmortal

In the years following the war the Ministry of Magic struggled to regain the public's trust whilst people struggled to find peace of mind in the uncertainty of Voldemort's disappearance. In 1985 letters start appearing with a very concerning hoặc very hopeful kind of message, depending on your point of view and personal beliefs. They are so anti-establishment, in parts so truthful, and thus potentially dangerous that the Ministry controlled Daily Prophet won't đăng lên them hoặc any talk about them on the Readers' Column.

The letters lay out a vision of future where the Ministry no longer exists...

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Why I don't like Ginny Weasley

posted by elsafan1010

the only weasley I don't like

So I know I'm gonna receive a lot of hatred for this, but I actually dislike Ginny Weasley. I don't hate her, the series are full of characters I cannot relate to hoặc just don't like for some particular reason, for example Cho is one of them.

When I tell someone I dislike Ginny, they start to answer me like this:

"Go read the books!"

This definitely was worse for me. I disliked book Ginny more, and I got it the moment I finished đọc the Chamber Of Secrets. She didn't even do anything in the book. It was all Harry saving her and she trembling all the book.

But more, she is wildly overrated in...

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This is another meme I found

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