10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange
1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a thêm capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter người hâm mộ type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up Tonks in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; bạn can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her wand; say it’s a Ministry decree and that she has to spend six weeks in the Muggle world/
9) Curse Voldemort in front of her
10) Poke several Mimbulus Mimbletonias while she’s around and then dramatically say, “The revenge of Neville has come!”
10 Ways to Annoy Snape
1. Give him a bottle of Head & Shoulders for Christmas.
2. In the hallway, shout, “Hey Snivelly! Yoo-hoo!”
3. Stash bottles of cooking rượu vàng, sherry inside his Potions cupboard and whisper to Trelawney later on, “Check out Snape. I think he’s got something of yours.”
4. Get a huge, hooked fake nose and wear it, strutting about pretending to be Snape.
5. Shout, “Look! It’s a werewolf! Run!” and see if he whips around.
6. Sing at him, “I’m gonna wash that oil right out of my hair, gonna wash that oil right out of my hair…”
7. While he’s refereeing a Quidditch match,
accidentally-on-purpose aim a Quaffle at his head.
8. Gush about how noble and wonderful Harry Potter is when Snape’s within earshot.
9. In Potions class, throw ngẫu nhiên ingredients into your cauldron, boil it down, and say you’re a non-conformist to restrictive potion making.
10. Get two of your Những người bạn to put on dog masks with bạn to resemble a bad-tempered pug dog and jump out at him.
10 Ways to Annoy Voldemort (with ideas from TheSummoningDark—thank you)
1) Call him “Voldy”
2) Eat one of his Horcruxes
3) Impersonate a Death Eater
4) Suggest that he needs a facelift
5) Steal his wand and replace it with a pointy stick
6) Write “I wish I were invincible” on the back of his robes
7) Stand over him, first thing in the morning, wearing round glasses, green colour contact lenses, and a fake scar on your forehead
8) Repeat number 7, while saying in a scary voice, “I am your worst nightmare! Bow in my presence! bạn will die!”
9) Spike his thực phẩm with Polyjuice Potion, containing Dumbledore’s hair
10) While he is speaking of his evil plans, add your own commentary and sound effects
1. If he’s on one of the higher floors of his manor and near the window, shout “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!”
2. Grab his walking stick thing and pretend to duel with him.
3. Tell him dumb blond jokes.
4. Paint, “I tình yêu Harry Potter” on his Death Eater robes.
5. Write in any black journal, “Lucius…I’m back,” and leave it open on his desk.
6. Braid his hair in the middle of the night.
7. Walk bởi him for an giờ dressed up as a ludicrous impersonation of a Death Eater and say, “I am faithful!” while throwing yourself at his feet at intervals.
8. Sing Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady,” in his ear.
9. Tell him that Arthur Weasley is actually an heir to a large Wizarding fortune of billions of Galleons and see how he takes it.
10. Dye his black robes hot pink.
1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a thêm capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter người hâm mộ type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up Tonks in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; bạn can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her wand; say it’s a Ministry decree and that she has to spend six weeks in the Muggle world/
9) Curse Voldemort in front of her
10) Poke several Mimbulus Mimbletonias while she’s around and then dramatically say, “The revenge of Neville has come!”
10 Ways to Annoy Snape
1. Give him a bottle of Head & Shoulders for Christmas.
2. In the hallway, shout, “Hey Snivelly! Yoo-hoo!”
3. Stash bottles of cooking rượu vàng, sherry inside his Potions cupboard and whisper to Trelawney later on, “Check out Snape. I think he’s got something of yours.”
4. Get a huge, hooked fake nose and wear it, strutting about pretending to be Snape.
5. Shout, “Look! It’s a werewolf! Run!” and see if he whips around.
6. Sing at him, “I’m gonna wash that oil right out of my hair, gonna wash that oil right out of my hair…”
7. While he’s refereeing a Quidditch match,
accidentally-on-purpose aim a Quaffle at his head.
8. Gush about how noble and wonderful Harry Potter is when Snape’s within earshot.
9. In Potions class, throw ngẫu nhiên ingredients into your cauldron, boil it down, and say you’re a non-conformist to restrictive potion making.
10. Get two of your Những người bạn to put on dog masks with bạn to resemble a bad-tempered pug dog and jump out at him.
10 Ways to Annoy Voldemort (with ideas from TheSummoningDark—thank you)
1) Call him “Voldy”
2) Eat one of his Horcruxes
3) Impersonate a Death Eater
4) Suggest that he needs a facelift
5) Steal his wand and replace it with a pointy stick
6) Write “I wish I were invincible” on the back of his robes
7) Stand over him, first thing in the morning, wearing round glasses, green colour contact lenses, and a fake scar on your forehead
8) Repeat number 7, while saying in a scary voice, “I am your worst nightmare! Bow in my presence! bạn will die!”
9) Spike his thực phẩm with Polyjuice Potion, containing Dumbledore’s hair
10) While he is speaking of his evil plans, add your own commentary and sound effects
1. If he’s on one of the higher floors of his manor and near the window, shout “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!”
2. Grab his walking stick thing and pretend to duel with him.
3. Tell him dumb blond jokes.
4. Paint, “I tình yêu Harry Potter” on his Death Eater robes.
5. Write in any black journal, “Lucius…I’m back,” and leave it open on his desk.
6. Braid his hair in the middle of the night.
7. Walk bởi him for an giờ dressed up as a ludicrous impersonation of a Death Eater and say, “I am faithful!” while throwing yourself at his feet at intervals.
8. Sing Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady,” in his ear.
9. Tell him that Arthur Weasley is actually an heir to a large Wizarding fortune of billions of Galleons and see how he takes it.
10. Dye his black robes hot pink.
As I sit on the rough steps in this cold winters ngày waiting for my father to tell me to come inside. I know he will eventually but I want to stay alone, facing him time and time again is torture! Around me is the black mansion which is where I live in and surrounding it is snow and naked branches as the leaves has fallen out in comparison to its season. With a flick of my cold black wand a tim, trái tim appears in the snow, I don’t care about the rules of magic anymore. Then the thought of her face appears in my head and affection rises in my chest, my eyes are feeling hot and my face is turning red. I feel a tear run down my face but it’s not cooling my face down in any way. With another flick of my wand the tim, trái tim turns black and a crack through the middle breaks it apart and I’m running.
I was asked to do this bởi lorythefangirl after I responded to her earlier one.
Pros
1. Most of them did believe they were choosing the winning side at the time
2. They would likely be killed if they refused, hoặc otherwise punished.
3. If they come from old pureblood families which share the Death Eaters' beliefs, joining up would help maintain family harmony
4. If they're naturally malicious it gives them an opportunity to kill and torture
Cons
1. Most people wouldn't want to be forced to murder. They might be pushed beyond their own limits, e.g. Draco Malfoy.
2. They'd get imprisoned in Azkaban if caught, hoặc could be killed in self-defence
3. Leaving isn't an option once you're in
4. After they lost, those who'd survived would lose favour even if they avoided punishment
5. Voldemort doesn't seem to be a nice boss
6. It's a story really, and in most stories, the bad guys do end up losing and being punished.
Pros
1. Most of them did believe they were choosing the winning side at the time
2. They would likely be killed if they refused, hoặc otherwise punished.
3. If they come from old pureblood families which share the Death Eaters' beliefs, joining up would help maintain family harmony
4. If they're naturally malicious it gives them an opportunity to kill and torture
Cons
1. Most people wouldn't want to be forced to murder. They might be pushed beyond their own limits, e.g. Draco Malfoy.
2. They'd get imprisoned in Azkaban if caught, hoặc could be killed in self-defence
3. Leaving isn't an option once you're in
4. After they lost, those who'd survived would lose favour even if they avoided punishment
5. Voldemort doesn't seem to be a nice boss
6. It's a story really, and in most stories, the bad guys do end up losing and being punished.
