1. Offer him đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ tin giờ chót that bạn cooked yourself, and tell him that bạn named it Cornelius tin giờ chót because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.

2. Tell him that vôi green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really thêm of a winter.

3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, thêm flattering colors.

4. Try to get him to tham gia a conga line with bạn and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.

5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much thêm of an authoritative figure."

6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.

7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.

8. Try to get him to tham gia S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"

9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.

10. Give his người chơi ném banh, người chơi bowler, quả dưa hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that bạn were just trying to hiển thị your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with big, cún yêu, con chó con eyes.