1. bạn tell everyone they're your distant cousins.

2. You've written thêm letters to them than bạn can count.

3. Instead of asking WWJD (What would Jesus do?) bạn ask WWERDD (What would Emma, Rupert and Dan do?).

4. bạn have a not-so-secret shrine to one and/or all three members of the trio in your closet.

5. bạn have thêm pictures of them than bạn do of your own family.

6. bạn were sleeping in Leicester Square three days before the premiere. Ditto in London. Ditto in France.

7. bạn can no longer attend the premieres due to a restraining order.

8. Your room would scare even the biggest Harry Potter fans.

9. bạn don't consider news important unless it involves one of the trio.

10. People think bạn suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder because they constantly hear bạn referring to "Dan," "Emma," and "Rupert."