bạn know very well that bạn will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!! ::sniffs::
bạn say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter sách out so far ten hoặc thêm times!!! (I have!!!)
bạn follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
bạn often call a teacher bạn don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when bạn ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because bạn often ride around your trang chủ on a cây chổi, chổi trying to fly.
bạn try every ngày to get people to di chuyển in pictures.
bạn have a wand that bạn use a lot.
Your teachers keep wondering why bạn turn in your homework on parchment.
bạn have two sets of each book and send off thêm copies to Những người bạn and penpals (me!) and recommend the sách to relatives who are weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
Your Những người bạn wonder where bạn got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times bạn đã đưa ý kiến it. ::sniffs:: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!!)
bạn constantly pester your family to di chuyển to Britain so bạn can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
bạn write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and bạn used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))
bạn talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
bạn scower the libraries around your town and school for sách like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling bạn "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
bạn constantly pester your artsy Những người bạn to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
bạn go to Harry websites every day. (ME!!! ::grumbles:: When I'm not in trouble)
bạn have tons of papers on Harry Potter that bạn printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
bạn have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your bàn area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)
bạn made bạn parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.
bạn constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the tiếp theo book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, bạn place a hold on the two books.
bạn try to make your eighteen năm old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.)
bạn go to the zoo and try to speak to the con trăn, boa constrictor.
bạn go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your Những người bạn are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why bạn have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
bạn keep going to tìm kiếm engines, trying to find thêm người hâm mộ sites.
bạn don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))
bạn want a prequel!!!
bạn want thêm than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)
bạn wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard bởi J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)
bạn get excited bởi any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.
bạn saw the movie "The Haunting" & đã đưa ý kiến flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
bạn got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)
bạn thought a place bạn went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.
bạn have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
bạn say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)
bạn constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
bạn have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))
bạn stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
bạn have a mirror bạn call "Erised."
bạn beg your parents to get bạn an owl.
bạn want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
bạn constantly quote characters.
bạn bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (::grins sheepishly::)
bạn wear black robes and pointed hats.
bạn glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
Your attemps to try to fly have gotten bạn hurt and special appointments . . . :-)
bạn try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
bạn get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)
bạn get a diary and never write in it.
bạn are slightly amused bởi me. :-)
Your language arts/English teacher hands bạn a Harry Potter poster, when, though bạn hadn't asked, bạn were about to . . . (ME!)
bạn scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news hoặc anyplace else.
bạn eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; bạn get the idea . . .
bạn automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (::looks around innocently, then raises her hand::)
bạn tell adults that they have to read the sách and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)
bạn dress up as a witch hoặc wizard for Halloween to hiển thị off your spirit. (I've been a witch for Halloween for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
bạn break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)
bạn say that despite the fight, bạn and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid hát egg."
bạn often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys bạn and bạn aren't able to use "colorful" language. (::grins::)
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming::)
bạn scare reporters bởi sending them người hâm mộ mail for doing a blurb about Harry.
bạn and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon bạn find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).
bạn are an avid người hâm mộ fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes bạn scream, laugh, applaud, hoặc tổng thể just become rather giddy.
Your Những người bạn refer to bạn as "that Harry Potter maniac."
bạn can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).
bạn meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.
bạn enter every Harry Potter contest available.
bạn start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the tiếp theo book is going to take longer to come out than bạn think it should!
bạn actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!).
bạn believe that bạn know thêm about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
bạn beg your chemistry teacher to help bạn make a "potion" and s/he tells bạn to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered bởi bạn any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!).
bạn find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie.
People at school call/know bạn bởi your Harry Potter screenname.
Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.