Apologise- Ron/Hermonie/Lavender

I'll tell bạn my story. I tình yêu Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one ngày my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take diễn xuất lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the sách and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that đã đưa ý kiến 'Move over Harry Potter'. I Mất tích my remaining...

I've been seeing this câu hỏi a lot lately. Twilight những người hâm mộ don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this bài viết in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No thêm than a month. But Bella...

Okay. I know what bạn are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight bài viết but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me danh sách the reasons why children, teens and adults can tình yêu Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start nghề viết văn about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the tiêu đề to errors.

My apologise to Twilight những người hâm mộ if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the sách like twice this tháng and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole danh sách on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction sách to be scientifically accurate. But if bạn plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that bạn arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and bạn will tình yêu it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to bạn that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe bạn didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. hoặc maybe bạn didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But bạn get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Những người bạn - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was đọc a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an táo, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my nghề viết văn folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with bạn guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella bởi Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until bạn agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn bạn into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told bạn I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, bạn crazy witch
Now it's raining thêm than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been nghề viết văn a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the tổng thể story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight bởi just "letting her characters handle the plot". There bởi making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write người hâm mộ fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good người hâm mộ fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie bạn want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a danh sách of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced bởi Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two sách sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, bạn see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The một giây features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter những người hâm mộ are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER các bài viết HERE, sorry if used without permission)


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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores bạn hoặc is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in tình yêu with bạn — and bạn are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells bạn to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the tình yêu of your life. bạn should stay with him since he will keep bạn an toàn, két an toàn forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...