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Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless bạn have Harry's invisibility áo choàng and the Marauders' Map hoặc bạn are Fred and/or George)
1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
2. Growing Marijuana hoặc hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.
3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate ngày to the Yule Ball.
5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told bạn I was...
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