HP VS Twilight

First of all, this is MY opinion. If bạn don't agree, that's fine. If bạn do, well great! So here I go.

Bella is a shallow bitch. Why? Well, Edward looks at Bella and thinks "she smells nice" Bella looks at Edward and thinks "OMG He's so hot!" So they're in love. Sorry, I mean they are in lust. It's not love! It's just they enjoy being in love. Bella would ngày Santa Clause if he was hot!
And then there's the fact when Edward leaves Bella, she goes straight for Jacob who is the một giây hottest guy in town after moping for four fricken months! I mean moping for 4 weeks is ok. But 4 months...
And...

Credit for the first 11 goes to mugglenet.com

11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...


1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter sách in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight phim chiếu rạp got him after the Harry Potter phim chiếu rạp were finished with him.

3. danh sách other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that bạn think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally"...

Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, bạn don't like yourself....

hers ther link

link

51. Your reason made no sense at all, I think bạn probably tried to say that it isnt that good

52. This is not a reason, this is just a bunch of harry potter people having dialouge

53. This person is not really saying anything except that they shouldn't be compared and the person just likes the book but she doesnt think that harry potter is better

54. They just dissed twilight and they don't think that harry potter is better

55. Ilike 5 different guys at the same time too: fred, lupin, harry, ron, arthur
anyways just b/c u lik the guys doesnt make it beter, wat do u mean fall in...

Okay. I know what bạn are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight bài viết but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me danh sách the reasons why children, teens and adults can tình yêu Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start nghề viết văn about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the tiêu đề to errors.

My apologise to Twilight những người hâm mộ if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the sách like twice this tháng and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole danh sách on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction sách to be scientifically accurate. But if bạn plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...