Greater than/Less than

First of all, this is MY opinion. If bạn don't agree, that's fine. If bạn do, well great! So here I go.

Bella is a shallow bitch. Why? Well, Edward looks at Bella and thinks "she smells nice" Bella looks at Edward and thinks "OMG He's so hot!" So they're in love. Sorry, I mean they are in lust. It's not love! It's just they enjoy being in love. Bella would ngày Santa Clause if he was hot!
And then there's the fact when Edward leaves Bella, she goes straight for Jacob who is the một giây hottest guy in town after moping for four fricken months! I mean moping for 4 weeks is ok. But 4 months...
And...

Credit for the first 11 goes to mugglenet.com

11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...


1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter sách in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight phim chiếu rạp got him after the Harry Potter phim chiếu rạp were finished with him.

3. danh sách other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that bạn think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally"...

Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, bạn don't like yourself....

Okay. I know what bạn are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight bài viết but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me danh sách the reasons why children, teens and adults can tình yêu Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start nghề viết văn about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the tiêu đề to errors.

My apologise to Twilight những người hâm mộ if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the sách like twice this tháng and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole danh sách on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction sách to be scientifically accurate. But if bạn plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

Okay, I'm going to give reasons why each book is better in this article. Then, comment, argue/contradict my points, and start a reasonable thảo luận (not a fight) on the bình luận board, please!
PRO TWILIGHT
I'm not a big Twilight fan, but I can try to come up with some reasons:
1.Bella's emotions are described in depth, leaving no area unexplored. We know exactly how she feels at every second, whether she is gazing at Edward hoặc making noodles. (this could also be a drawback-you can't have a story be completely emotion and no story)
2.Love? Well, Edward and Bella are in a relationship where they...

I made a danh sách of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If bạn can give explanation answering the các câu hỏi ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky câu hỏi because there are a lot of các bài viết about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter những người hâm mộ respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell bạn which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...

95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion bởi BedIntruder đã đăng 4 hours cách đây


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides bởi calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies bởi nghề viết văn about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The sách aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken bởi the end of the...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that bạn arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and bạn will tình yêu it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to bạn that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe bạn didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. hoặc maybe bạn didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But bạn get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Những người bạn - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was đọc a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an táo, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my nghề viết văn folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with bạn guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella bởi Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until bạn agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn bạn into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told bạn I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, bạn crazy witch
Now it's raining thêm than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been nghề viết văn a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the tổng thể story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight bởi just "letting her characters handle the plot". There bởi making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write người hâm mộ fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good người hâm mộ fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie bạn want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a danh sách of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced bởi Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two sách sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, bạn see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The một giây features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter những người hâm mộ are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER các bài viết HERE, sorry if used without permission)


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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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