I made a danh sách of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If bạn can give explanation answering the các câu hỏi ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky câu hỏi because there are a lot of các bài viết about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter những người hâm mộ respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell bạn which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...

95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
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1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides bởi calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies bởi nghề viết văn about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The sách aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken bởi the end of the...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that bạn arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and bạn will tình yêu it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to bạn that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe bạn didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. hoặc maybe bạn didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But bạn get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Những người bạn - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was đọc a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an táo, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my nghề viết văn folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with bạn guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella bởi Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until bạn agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn bạn into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told bạn I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, bạn crazy witch
Now it's raining thêm than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been nghề viết văn a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the tổng thể story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight bởi just "letting her characters handle the plot". There bởi making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write người hâm mộ fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good người hâm mộ fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie bạn want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a danh sách of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced bởi Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two sách sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, bạn see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The một giây features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter những người hâm mộ are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER các bài viết HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores bạn hoặc is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in tình yêu with bạn — and bạn are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells bạn to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the tình yêu of your life. bạn should stay with him since he will keep bạn an toàn, két an toàn forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell bạn that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When đọc them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...