Harry Potter vs Chạng vạng Article: For people who thinks all the Twilight những người hâm mộ are crazy!

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For people who thinks all the Twilight những người hâm mộ are crazy!

posted by KathyHalliwell

It is not made bởi me, I found it on a webpage, but I think it's totally true, so I thought I should đăng tải it there.
There are swearing in the text! bạn were warned.

I am a Twilight fan, and let me spell it out for you:

-I'd say, "Yeah, I'm one of those crazy Twilight people." But no, I'm really not.

-Edward is a too melodramatic and can suck my inexistant dick.

-I hate it when people think 90 percent of Twilight những người hâm mộ are immature middle school girls.

-I hate immature middle school girls who are Twilight fans, cause they give us "normal" Twilight những người hâm mộ a bad reputation.

-I do not wish "Edward waz real cuz hes da best EVA and hez hot and PERFECT and i LUVz him!!
No, no, and no. bạn people (or should I say, annoying middle school fangirls) who keep saying that are retarded. Cut that shit out, it's not cute.

-If bạn are being offended bởi đọc this, it probably means bạn are one of these "middle school fangirls" that I am talking about. If bạn can admit this, it's step one towards becoming less annoying. Do not be upset. This is a good thing. Admitting bạn have a problem is the first step, and yada yada yada, bạn know the drill...

-I hate the people who want to find a guy "just like Edward!!". Ugh. Okay sweetie. If bạn ever find a 17 year-old who wears customized đậu xanh, hạt đậu coats, drives a Volvo, reads minds, and sparkles in the fucking sunlight... good for you. But until then; shut the fuck up.

-I really hate people who have never read Twilight, yet constantly complain about how it is the gayest thing ever. I, for one, would like to tell all those people to shut the fuck up. "TWILIGHT IS GAY!" Wow, bạn think of that yourself? Congratulations! That really shows that bạn can state an opinion in an intellectual and mature way.

Thank bạn and goodnight.

RonnieMione, KatherineTVD and 11 others like this

Flounder13 well, I just got off a blog full of wacko twilight people, so your one in a billion sweetheart. I wont be believing Twilight people are wacko and immature anytime soon unless things change drastically.

Flounder13 Oh and I did try and read Twilight I bought the first two books and fell asleep and then gave them away, because I couldnt get past chapter two in Twilight is was so bad.

Mrs-Grint Wow, I never KNEW there were fans like this. Thank you, thank you, Baby Jesus. I've read the whole Twilight series, through FORCE.

Kersian I can see that at least you can settle things in a mature manner.

Renesemee717 Kersian if u are being sarcastic then i agree with u

LadyLilith I think she was very mature, but she was angry so she had to let off some steam. I think she had every right to do that. I don't think all Twilight fans are like that, I KNOW for a fact that they aren't. I judge by what they say and how they say it. And I respect this person and feel sorry for them.

LilysLittleTwin Poor you. Sometimes I actually wish that their were some Draco fangirls like 'OMG ToM fElToN iS sOoOo HaWt' so I could see what you're going through. But since you're one of the few sane Twilight girls, please state your argument. Thank you. I won't make fun of you. I'll hold a sane argument.

EYBanuelos Those girls just got told!

nati30 *sniff* One of the best articles I have ever read on this site, jk, not really crying, still this article was great, good for you for not being all like "uuuugh! eeeh! EEEEDWAAARD! Why dont you loooooooove me?" My little sister come home from middle school evryday complaining about the retarded girls who wont stop talking about edward's hair. its nice to sse not all twilight fans are obssesive and scary and immature and high-pitched.

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The Secret Society of Sparkly Vampire Slayers

posted by woofbark

It was a gloomy night as the members of the Secret Society of Sparkly Vampire Slayers sat around the bàn and started the meeting.
"Okay, so our new target is a family of vampires." The leader said.
"Um...family?" Zenith, the female vampire slayer asked, straightening her long black hair.
"Yes," The leader said. "The vampire father, Edward, Bella, another vampire, and a recently born half-human half-vampire-"
Zenith leaned forward. "That's....impossible." Thunder boomed loudly outside, lightning lit up the dismal, gloomy, tomb of a room.
"What?"
"The half-human half-vampire. Impossible."
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