Credit: Me Myself and I
1. bạn throw away all of your hairbrushes.
2. bạn wear at least some black every day.
3. bạn rip your clothes on purpose.
4. bạn call people bạn don't like "filthy mudbloods".
5. bạn yell "CRUCIO!" at people when bạn get mad.
6. bạn carry knives on your person
7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.
8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" hoặc an "L", bạn accidentally type out a Bellatrix hoặc a Lestrange instead.
9. bạn think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.
10. Whenever bạn mention her, your Những người bạn roll their eyes and shake their heads.
11. bạn call your yêu thích teacher Voldemort.
12. bạn constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, bạn get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are bạn sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"
14. bạn faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".
15. bạn write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells bạn he can't deliver it.
16. bạn jump every time bạn hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.
17. Your khẩu hiệu is "Sanity is Overrated".
18. bạn name hoặc plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.
19. bạn suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.
20. bạn get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when bạn get mad.
21. bạn lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something hàng đầu, đầu trang secret in your vault.
22. bạn accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.
23. bạn have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that bạn can't even see the walls anymore.
24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", bạn jump and exclaim that bạn already killed Sirius.
25. bạn call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.
26. bạn get mad when people tell bạn that you're in perfect mental health.
