- Because we are 2004 European Champions in football.
- Because we buy whole watermelons and not in slices.
- Because we buy whole lambs and not in pieces.
- Because nights in Greece finish in the morning.
- Because we take our coffee slowly, while smoking and not in "shots".
- Because flirting is our national hobby.
- Because sex is our national sport.
- Because we always moan about the public sector and everyone seeks to get a job in it.
- Because we are not puritans.
- Because we are not racists.
- Because we go out almost every night even if we are penniless.
- Because we know how to spend better...
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