Will: I thought bạn hated the holidays.
Sue: No, I just hate you.
Sue: I thought bạn might wanna put all of out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.
Will: How did bạn get in here?
Sue: I had a key made ages ago.
Sue: For me, the real joy of giáng sinh was breaking the collective tim, trái tim of the Glee club.
Beiste: She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?
Finn: Can't bạn see how screwed up I am about this? I've had two girlfriends and both have cheated on me.
Will: bạn know what bạn are, Sue? You're a Grinch.
Sue [to Will, Emma and Beiste]: William, Elmo, you. Get the hell out of my office.
Sue: You're a regular Agatha Christie. Except even thêm sexless.
Sue: I'm everybody's Secret Santa. Yeah, bạn can just drop those anywhere.
Sue [to Beiste]: You're not the only person at this school that consumes protein powder bởi the tubful.
Kurt: Just a friend. But on the upside, I'm in tình yêu with him and he's actually guy. So we'll call that progress.
Rachel: Whether it's a tim, trái tim attack hoặc heartbreak, just like Broadway, the hiển thị must go on.
Rachel: I'm very specific when I give a gift. bạn don't know how many mèo con I gave away because they just weren't right.
Tina: When does Asian Santa arrive?
Mike: I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.
Lauren: I would like Puckerman to tình yêu me. He's a fox. I would also like sweet potato fries.
Brittany: Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.
Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.
Will: This year, Glee club's going full Santa.
Mercedes: We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.
Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for giáng sinh this year: stop friending me on Facebook.
Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.
Brittany: Last năm I left my vớ, thả, còn hàng up over giáng sinh vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their giáng sinh gift to each other was rabies.
Sue: No, I just hate you.
Sue: I thought bạn might wanna put all of out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.
Will: How did bạn get in here?
Sue: I had a key made ages ago.
Sue: For me, the real joy of giáng sinh was breaking the collective tim, trái tim of the Glee club.
Beiste: She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?
Finn: Can't bạn see how screwed up I am about this? I've had two girlfriends and both have cheated on me.
Will: bạn know what bạn are, Sue? You're a Grinch.
Sue [to Will, Emma and Beiste]: William, Elmo, you. Get the hell out of my office.
Sue: You're a regular Agatha Christie. Except even thêm sexless.
Sue: I'm everybody's Secret Santa. Yeah, bạn can just drop those anywhere.
Sue [to Beiste]: You're not the only person at this school that consumes protein powder bởi the tubful.
Kurt: Just a friend. But on the upside, I'm in tình yêu with him and he's actually guy. So we'll call that progress.
Rachel: Whether it's a tim, trái tim attack hoặc heartbreak, just like Broadway, the hiển thị must go on.
Rachel: I'm very specific when I give a gift. bạn don't know how many mèo con I gave away because they just weren't right.
Tina: When does Asian Santa arrive?
Mike: I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.
Lauren: I would like Puckerman to tình yêu me. He's a fox. I would also like sweet potato fries.
Brittany: Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.
Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.
Will: This year, Glee club's going full Santa.
Mercedes: We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.
Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for giáng sinh this year: stop friending me on Facebook.
Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.
Brittany: Last năm I left my vớ, thả, còn hàng up over giáng sinh vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their giáng sinh gift to each other was rabies.
