Sue: Becky, what's the status?
Becky: The video bạn put up on YouTube with Burt dancing in his underwear got almost 105,000 views.
Sue (chuckles): Whoever knew that donkey-bride-marrying idiots in tighty-whites could turn into entertainment?
Becky (giving her a thumbs-up): Outstanding, Coach.
(At that moment, Will Schuester walked in from the choir room.)
Will: What is it now, Sue?
Sue: Oh, hey, William. I see that not even a wash in Chantene can't get that disgusting oil out of your locks. bạn probably didn't wash that filthy hair forest since, like, I don't know...1999?
Will: Did bạn just call me here to insult my hair?
Sue (shrugs): Yes. And I also want to know about your boring campaign with Burt. What's your tiếp theo video about? A worm on rocks? hoặc maybe it's about Porcelain's magic chamber filled with nothing but Marc Jacobs and Anne Klein treasures that makes him look absolutely ridiculous.
Will: bạn know you're not going to take down the arts, Sue. Our schools need the arts to better their chances of getting off and staying off the streets.
Sue: Well, in case bạn haven't noticed, Gel Curls, this world isn't getting any better. In fact I sent my Cheerios to set up thêm posters and banners for my campaign downtown, and a 37-year-old bum was sitting bởi the big water đài phun nước in the middle of town. bạn wanna know what he told me? He was to perform in a musical in his sophomore năm of high school, and got a D in almost every class he got. Makes a lot of sense that my campaign to get rid of the arts works, because that's what people in your Glee club, like Mohawk Monty and Happy-Feet Asian will end up like.
Becky: I never liked musicals.
Will's Thoughts: Then why the hell did bạn ask to tham gia Glee club last year? Geez...
Will: There's another explanation for what bạn heard.
Sue: Well, what is it, William? bạn have no proof of anything. All I have is the Glee club and that ridiculous school musical that bạn put on recently.
Will: What musical?
Sue: Didn't your Glee club do 'West Side Story'?
Will: I don't remember. We did 'Rocky Horror'. Wait...is that the one where Tina and Santana took their tops off?
Becky: You're going coo-coo in the head, Mr. Schue.
Will: No, I mean it. There was this part where Tina and Santana were...I think they were trying to seduce Artie hoặc something, and they took their shirts off. Don't bạn remember? That's why the hiển thị was banned, because...you know, they...actually...
(Silence.)
Sue: Will, you're thêm of a perv than that midget that came over my house when I was 7.
Will: What?
Sue: I'm done with you. Get the hell out of my office.
Will: But I swear. I thought it happened.
Becky (to Sue): Is he having a moment when he's thinking about wrecking Miss Pillsbury in the bedroom?
Sue (disgusted): God, I hope it's not. My guts are twisting all around just thinking about it.
(Will got out of his ghế, chỗ ngồi and headed towards the door.)
Will: Well...I guess I'll see bạn later, Twinkie Cake.
(Will leaves the room, and both Sue and Becky sit there, shocked.)
Sue: God, William. When will bạn stop watching 'Sex In The City'?
Well, there's Chapter Nine. I hope bạn liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Eight!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Ten!!!!!
